:: Stringing-along 419 scammers for my amusement ::
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 Read what our happy clients are telling our staff.
"YOU WILL DIE VERY SOON...YOUR DEEP GRAVE IS IN YOUR FACE AND MARK TODAYS DATE AND WASH OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR LIFE...YOU WILL DIE. YOU WILL DIE"
"YOU WILL BE FORSTRATED BY YOUR FRIENDS , YOU WILL GO BACK TO YOUR VILLAGE WITH PROBLEMS AND YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER WILL DIE THESAME DAY AND IF NA STOVE OR NA GAS YOUR DAY USE, NA FIRE FOR INSIDE YOUR HOUSE GO KILL YOU + YOUR WIFE"
"you are greedy human being...you are idiot...go and die like fowl."
"I am already scared b/c you may force me to have sex with a snake or chyympassy which i really-really hate."
"Why did you lie to me. I hate lies...Mr.Peter is now in the hospital with a broken leg because of you."
"I admire your person,you look so beautiful and wonderful,do you know that your kind of girls are very hard to find out,on this Earth. You are modesty and your physique is making me going crazy,check out your boobs and laps,your hip,infact you gat all in this world that I could look for,so we can relax and never bother to look else,you are ok for me till death do us apart."
"Shanda,i am not interesting in snapping a nude pix ok,cause i am a real christian...nothing will make me snap any pix with my undies ok.you can do that ,but i dont bloody do that shit ok."
"I AM LIVEING 2MORROW, THAT IS ON WEDNESDAY EVENING AND IT WILL TAKE ABOUT 8HOURS DRIVE TO MEET WITH YOU IN ACCRA , SO PLEASE REST ASURED THAT HOPEFULLY THURSDAY MORNING, I SHOULD BE THERE., SO ONCE I GET THERE I WILL MAIL YOU"
"It is very unfortunate and highly regrettable that some unscrupulous elements are still engaging themselves in illicit act as this...we will close up on them shortly and prosecute the mscreants according to the dictates of the municipal law of Nigeria, nothing minding whoever is involved and whose ass shall be gored."
"I want know if you are a ghost or a man....are you married?"
"I have firm and cute boobs"
"i am dead crazy all over again, you have such a large pussy, i feel like eating it. what about you boobs? incridible,excellent it so fresh/ ripe and well shaped, will you ever allow me to have a bite of it. Pls tell me the truth, have any man ever touched it? my boobs is not as that large.am already wet and having a feeling of you taking me the next level sexual orgazm."
"...I AM REALY VERY INTERESTED TO BE A PART OF THIS SINDICATE, AND I SOLEMLY SWEAR TO GIVE IT MY BEST...I WILL LEAVE TO LAGOS IMMEDIATELY TO MEET WITH YOUR CONTACT PERSON IN LAGOS...MAY GOD BLESS YOU IN THIS CHRISTMAS DAY."
"It's absolutely funny to tell a man ( I mean a Man with balls ) you can give him an attitude adjustment for not buying your idea...you are a cheat.I dont work for cheats like you...please DONT CONTACT ME AGAIN,I dont want my name soiled or insulted"
"I LL FIRST YOU DRIVE JEEP FOR THIS LAGOS OK...I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO MY PASTOR ALL THE MEMBER ARE PRAYING FOR YOUR DOWN FALL AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU LL COME AND BAG ME...I LL BUY YOUR COFFER DOWN..."
"Baby I am here for you alone, So when do you have sex with some one last? and how meany hours can you stay with me on bed? Because I can hold you for three hours on bed, I know that you are strong lady on bed."
"I received your email with the picture you sent, you can't stop making me feel so hard with your sexy pictures. I can't wait to be with you."
"You must coming back to me with pleading...Here me so that you dont make a big mistake that you will balm yourself at last."
"I AM ONLY BAGING YOU TO HELP ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE...WE LACK OF CASH, JUST TAKE BECUASE OUR GOD TO LOOK INTO THIS MATTER PLEASE. I AM ONLY ASKING YOU FOR HELP PLEASE, I CAN MANEGE ANYAMOUNT SIR PLEASE."
"Mybe my breast is not looking good enough by your own eccessment. did you say that i am going for breast sugery?"
"I praise and thank our living God for this great acquaintance and fellowship He has given me in knowing you."
"Darling to tell you I did not sleep last night because of you, all my dream last night was just you, I almost wet when I received your called Cos your voice is very wonder full , sweet and romantic, Darling as from now I don't see any thing that can separet us,"
"i am just being honest to you...i am telling you that you will enjoy knowing me...I have firm boobs"
"I love you...you are mine...can we get married in this coming month...what will life be without you...just have this...just a token from me...this is my love for you"
"I feel funny inside whenever am writing you...should i say WET? Sincerely speaking, i have never had sex with a woman before...But you really have to promise me that you wont let anyone else know that am diong that kind of stuff with you my mother wont like at all ,i swaer."
"Will you marry me?"
"I AM NOT RESTING UNTILL I GET HIM AND PUT HIM TO JAIL WERE HE BELONGS...I HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING DAY"
"I thank God for your safe arrival at Amsterdam.You are welcomed...Remember to be in that dress"
"I DO NOT KNOW THIS PERSON YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. HE MUST BE ONE OF THIS SCAMMERS...SCAMMERS ARE THOSE TRYING TO CLAIM WHAT THEY ARE NOT."
"I may not accept that U.F.O'S Unientified Flying Objects should sex me. If an UFO pregnant me i will born a Lost Angel...pls dont laught at me yet..."
"We can no longer proceed with the arrangements, we are no kiddies playtime organization. The thought of the fact that you don't send funds to organizations who are not yet inducted into your Organization or church simply means you don't worship the true living God."
"DONT EMAIL ME AGAIN. I DONT WORK WITH PEOPLE THAT CAN'T LISTEN."
"I am looking forth to welcome you in South Africa...Presently i'm at airport waiting for you"
"FUCK YOU AND AM LOOKING FOR YOUR MOTHER TO FUCK HER OR YOUR WIFE, CAN YOU PROVIDE ANY ONE OF THEM TO SUCK MY ASS?"
"I HAVE MY FULL SURVELANCE IN YOUR SEARCH GOING ON. ANY DAY THEY GET HOLD OF YOUR ASS, U ARE GONE."
"I love you and I will make children,as your wish will be my command,I submit to your demands ok...And also do you agree to marry me,anytime you wants it to be,I will wait for you."
"We have given our services to hundreds of women, girls and ladies from all over the world. Please you should not write to us again."
"YOU OWN ACCUNT?"
"SOMEBODY IS DECEIVING SOMEBODY HERE."
"I HAVE BEEN TO THE BANK TO GET THE MONEY AS YOU EXPLAINED TO ME BUT THE BANK REFUSED TO PAY ME . EVEN I WAITED FOR MORE THAN TW0 HOURS IN THE BANK,STILL NOTHING SHOWED IN THE SYSTEM. PLEASE I AM TOO BIG TO BE EMBARRASSED."
"You are an intelligent guy. I appreciate you. I like people like you. No matter what, LET US BE FRIENDS OK?"
"I AM READY TO BE WITH YOU AND TO SERVE YOU TILL THE END OF MY LIFE,BELEIVE ME...I HAVE ALREADY PUTING MY HOPE IN YOU...I LOVE WORKING WITH YOU FATHER"
"YOU ARE THE GREATEST JOKER OF THE YEAR 2004 MOTHER FUCKER"
"I DO NOT WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX PLEEEEEEESE WANDA. i beg you."
"Do you want us to have sex on phone? If you like it please call me any time you like so that we will do it ok, and please what type of pant and size do you always wear and bra? Please I want to know, I am just getting wet now Cos I am imagin how that day will be when we will meet each other. If i meet you i will suck you and kiss you from up to down."
"i dont have any friend called felix,let alone somebody getting my love life information...So i dont need any gardem help from anylife living being...Getting a wife from any part of the world is not a problem to me."
"THIS WHOLE THING IS NOW LOOKING LIKE A GAME, AND I DO NOT KNOW WHO IS FOOLING WHO."
"WHAT ARE YOU TULKING ABOUT...YOU CALL ME A SCAM ; WHY I AM A CHILD OF GOD...I NAVER COLLECT MONEY FROM ANYBODY BEFOR GOD AND MAN"
"I am going to send to you a spacemen"
"HELLO MY LOVE, STILL CAN'T BELIVE YOUR ARE GONE, I MISS YOU, YOU TOOK MY LOVE AWAY"
"OBOY YOU WILL BAG FOR MONEY AS A BAGER IN LAGOS...GOD WILL PONISH YOU I KNOW YOU ARE MY BASTED STUPID FRIEND DONT WARRY...I HAVE REPORT YOU TO MANY NATIVE DOCTOR YOU LL BE USELISS FOR LAGOS."
"To me you are like a sister,friend in short everything because i beleive you cannot cheat on me."
"Do you know that loving you is like entering into Heaven,do you know that? Do you know that my life without you is useless,see I have find out more details about you,you are so caring,admiring,adoring,sweet,beautiful,pretty,and also you are a model."
"...you animal you must die you are having dina with my maga you die insted"
"Please tell me how do you feel when you are with man?Do you like us to stay togather as one?And like how meany children do you want to bear?Are you stong on the bed? please can i have your phone number so that i will call you,"
"Are you going to make me an American citizen?and if you did,can i vote in an election in USA?"
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