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Pastor Mitch Paul of the Christ Evangelical Ministry in London says he needs a bunch of money for the medical treatment of a fellow pastor who was burned in a church fire which was set by Islamic fundamentalists. I'll have Reverend Stu Pidass take this one.
Conventions within the thread:
E-mails from the fraudsters are in black.
E-mails from me (Stu Pidass) are in italicized green.
Red X's represent characters that have been changed to protect personal info.
Comments from me are in bold black.
The game commences with the scammer's initial e-mail.
Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:31:55 +0300 (EEST)
Subject: We are united in Christ !!!
From: christevagelicalministry <christevagelicalministry@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Dear Brethren in christ
I am pastor Mitch Paul of the CHRIST EVANGELICAL MINISTRY in Lodon. I'm writting this letter to you all with tear and pain all over my eyes, because it is barely one month now i return from a crusade in Nigeria west Africa , it was my first visit to that part of the world. It was a great miracle crusade and many gave their life's to christ to the glory of God, indeed it was a miraculous crusade many healings from various kinds of diseases and chronic ailment, i have not seen miracle like this in my entire life, I must say god love our brethen in Africa.
Dear brothers and sisthers in christ it hurt me so much to see that the church which i was invited as a guest preacher as be burnt off by some islamic fundamentalist due to the recent prophet Mohammed cartoon drawing in Denmark and also some members lost their life's and the pastor was seriously burnt and it need a medical surgery urgently and the doctors report say that it will cost $110,200 and also the cost of rebuilding the church will cost $55,000.
Please brethren in christ, i 'm appealing to you all on behalf of the church and pastor Gabriel to come to their aid to enable him undergo a plastic surgery and to see that the church is rebuild again. Dear brethren in christ, i want you to know that as we christians we are going through a difficuit time in our life, even some of us has lost their life in this process. i want you to know that our father in heaven have not forsaken us, he love us and he want us to be united as one and render assitance to one another in times of need, so brethren in christ, let us give as much as little we can so that the world will know that we christian are united.
I want you all to give this as a seed offering unto God and the almight father will bless you all openly and abundantly in Jesus name "Amen". Please note that i do not received donation here in London, all donation are to be sent to the assitant pastor of the church in Nigeria through western union money transfer or money gram. Please all reply to my yahoo mail box.Thanks
MY BEST REGARDS.
PASTOR MITCH PAUL:
CHRIST EVANGELICAL MINISTRY
213,BALHAM HIGH ROAD,
SW177BQ, LONDON.
EMAIL:pastormitchpaul@xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk
TELL:+44 703 192 2277 (working hours)
FAX:+44 870 479 1865
Assitant pastor details in Nigeria for the western union money transfer;
Micharel Uyi Ediae
21,Balo street
off GRA road,
Kaduna State,
Nigeria.
Tell:+234 802 530 0837
Email:pastormicharel@xxxxxxxxxx.com
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass <rev.pidass@olopf.tk>
To: pastormitchpaul@xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk
Date: Mar 28, 2006 6:00 AM
Subject: Re: We are united in Christ !!!
Greetings to you Pastor Mitch Paul
I hope you are as well as you can be under the circumstances.
My name is Rev. Stuart Pidass. I am the pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence in the village of Ur Anus, Mississippi, USA. We have approximately 70,000 members throughout the southeastern part of the US.
Your email was brought to my attention by our secretary/treasurer, Miss Potty Latrine, this morning. I am truly saddened by the plight of your injured comrade and I feel compelled to act. Unfortunately, I do not control the purse strings of our church.
The church has a donation committee which decides where any relief will be allocated and they are bound by the rules of the church which state that we only give financial support to those organizations which are affiliated with our church. However, I am prepared to contact the head of the donation committee to see if they will be willing to possibly make an exception in your case.
Of course, any documentation you can provide to assist me in pleading your case to the donation committee would be helpful.
I'll await your reply, my friend.
Remaining flatulently yours for the love of God,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor Mitch Paul
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Mar 28, 2006 12:59 PM
Subject: Thank you so much for your understanding
Hello belove brother in christ,
Thanks for your email, i'm so glad to see that
men of God like you are concerned. I will contact
pastor in charge this donation to send me the picture.
Please try and use your possition in the church to see
that this is done to the glory of God.
Thanks once again.
Pastor Mitch Paul.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor Mitch Paul
Date: Mar 28, 2006 3:01 PM
Subject: Re: Thank you so much for your understanding
Dear Pastor,
I'm so sorry for not asking you in my last email to you. How is this injured collegue of yours doing? What is his name? When did this awful tragedy occur? These are just a few of the many questions I will have to be able to answer to when I approach the chairman of the donation committee. Of course, any other documentation and photographs you can provide will be helpful as well.
I will be contacting the donation committee shortly concerning your situation. Hopefully I'll know more very soon as to the amount of assistance, if any, we can provide to you.
I will keep in touch, Pastor Mitch Paul.
Yours in blessed flatulence,
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor Mitch Paul
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Mar 29, 2006 9:37 PM
Subject: YOU ARE GOD SAINT!!!
Dear Rev. Stuart,
Thanks for your mail, His name is Pastor Gabriel Adebayo, According to information reaching me about his health says his condition is still very serious, But he is under intensive care. This tragedy happen on the 3rd of this month, the day was first friday of the month and it was leaders all night service.
As for the pictures they have now, they said that it's not very friendly with the eyes. But if without the picture your committe cannot raise any donation please let me know so that i will insist on it to make sure they send it.
Please, Brother in christ i will like you to help reach-out to your church members individualy if there is any one that would like to make a donation from their purse as a seed offering unto God for this brother.
Thanks and God bless
Pastor Mitch Paul.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor Mitch Paul
Date: Mar 30, 2006 3:33 AM
Subject: Re: YOU ARE GOD SAINT!!!
Brotherly greetings to you Pastor Mitch Paul,
I will forward all of the information you have given me to the donation committee later this morning. Hopefully they can call an emergency meeting for today to consider your situation.
I shall inform you the moment I receive word back from the committee of any decision they make.
I shall remember Pastor Gabriel Adebayo in my prayers this morning.
May God bless you for your compassion you have for Pastor Gabriel Adebayo and for the good work you are doing for him.
Yours in Holy Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor Mitch Paul
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Apr 1, 2006 11:28 AM
Subject: Thanks for your concerned!!!
Dear Brother in christ,
Calvary greeting to you, how are you today, Thank
you for your last mail it was encouraging, i have not
heard from you, hope all is well.
Remain bless.
Pastor Mitch Paul.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor Mitch Paul
Date: Apr 1, 2006 1:28 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks for your concerned!!!
Dear Pastor Mitch Paul,
Here's where the situation stands with the donation committee. They had approved a donation to the Christ Evangelical Ministry for the benefit of Pastor Gabriel Adebayo in the amount of $28, 600. In addition, they had been prepared to allocate an additional $5,500 in the event that Pastor Gabriel Adebayo needed to be relocated to a hospital in Europe or elsewhere.
Unfortunately, the rules of the church forbid them from actually donating any money to any person who is not of our faith, nor to any organization whose principal members (officers) are not of our faith.
As much as I had tried to coax the members of the donation committee to make an exception in the case of Pastor Gabriel Adebayo, to this point I have been unsuccessful.
Please accept my deepest and sincerest apologies. It seems there is nothing I can do to change the minds of those who sit on the donation committee. To be fair to them however, they are bound by the rules of the church.
If there's anything that you can think of that may change this situation, please try to let me know.
Sincerely yours in the name of Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: christevangelicalministry <christevangelicalministry@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
To: rev.pidass@olopf.tk
Date: Apr 4, 2006 12:59 AM
Subject: We have unity in Christ!!!
Dear Brother in Christ,
I want to say thank you very much for your effort so far, I want you to know that as christians we are one in christ Jesus, one in faith and most of all we are from one heavenly father we should not have boundries when it comes to giving. My Ministry have once made a donation to earthquake Victims in Iran which are Muslims.
Please i am beging in the name of God on behalf of Pastor Gabriel Adebayo to please try whatever you can do to make this donation possible and also i want you to let me know what i can do or my Church to enable your donation committee approved this donation for the sake of Pastor Gabriel. I want you to know that When God locate you as man or woman who is concern about helping others him will direct his grace towards you. 2 corinthians 9:7-9.
I receive an email from Nigeria on satursday saying that Pastor Gabriel health condition is very bad, and doctors says that the surgery must be carry out this week, I have no order choice than to sale my House to the council today to raise another US$30,000, i know that my father in heaven will provide me with a better one.
Also i have just received an email from one pastor Ivan Ven da beg, from the Netherland saying he had made a donation of US$15,000 and it has been sent to them. So far they have been able to raise US$69,650, Please brother in christ they really need your finacial assitance in the live's of this Brother.
Thanks and God bless you
Pastor Mitch Paul
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: christevangelicalministry
Date: Apr 9, 2006 12:18 AM
Subject: Re: We have unity in Christ!!!
Dear Pastor Mitch Paul,
Please accept my apologies for my delay in returning your email. I had been out of the country for the past week and I had just returned a few hours ago.
I understand the predicament that you are in and I sympathize with Pastor Gabriel's plight. Unfortunately, as I have already mentioned, I have no control over the decision of the donation committee and the committee members are bound by the rules of the church. I will however forward your email to the chairman of the donation committee. Obviously I cannot promise anything. The rules of our church state that we can only contribute to affiliated organizations.
I'll let you know if anything changes.
Bless you kind sir,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
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