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Pastor Barry of Our Kingdom Ministry says that my help is needed. Too bad he doesn't elaborate but fortunately his e-mail lands in the e-mail account of the secretary/treasurer of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church. Potty LaTrine will try to get more information out of Pastor Barry.
Conventions within the thread:
E-mails from the fraudsters are in black.
E-mails from me (Potty LaTrine and Rev. Stu Pidass) are in italicized green.
Red X's represent characters that have been changed to protect personal info.
Comments from me are in bold black.
The game commences with the scammer's initial e-mail.
From: OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY <ourkingdomministry@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Subject: GREETINGS TO YOU THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:54:17 +0000
OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY.
DEAR BROTHERS/SISTERS IN CHRIST.
How is everythings with you , we hope all is fine,
If so give thanks to God for his mercy.
YOUR HELP IS NEEDED
Thanks you for all you do in behalf of all of us . It really makes a difference. '' that comment well expresses the gratitude we feel for our elders and ministerial servants As God's organization continues to expand, there is an ongoing ned for mature men to serve in the nearly 100,000 congregations worldwide . If you are a baptized brother,your help is needed.
'' Reaching out'': How can you reach out for additional service privileges? [1 tim. 3:1] Basically ,by setting a fine example in all aspect of your life.(tim.4:12; Titus 2:6-8;1 pet. 5;3) have a full share in the preaching work, and assist others to do likewise. (2 tim. 4:5) take a sincere interest in the elfare of fellow belivers.( Rom. 12:13) Be a good student of God's word,and develop the ''art of teaching.'' (Titus 1:9, 1 Tim .4:3)Dillignts entrusted to you by the elders .(1 Tim.3:10) If you are a family head,'preside over your houshod in a fine manner.' 1 Tim. 3:4,5,12.
Serving in an appointed capacity involves hard work and requires a spirit of self-sacrifice.(1 Tim. 5:17) therefore, in reaching out, focus on humbly serving others. (Matt. 20:25-28; john 13:3-5, 12-17) Meditate on the disposition Timothy, and seek to imitate it. (Phil. 2:20-22) Like him, let your fine conduct recommend you. (Acts 16:1,2) As you cultivate the spiritual qualities needed to handle added privileges and apply any counsel for receive, '' your advancement [will] be manifest to all person.'' 1Tim. 4:15.
Parents, Train Young Ones to Help: Children can begin learning to help from am early age.Train them to pay attention at meetings, to preach, and to be exemplary in conduct at the kingdom hall and at school. Get them involved in serving others, doing things such as assisting with kingdom hall cleaning, helping the elderly, and so forth. Allow them to experience the happiness that comes from giving. (Acts 20:35) such training can help them to become the pioneers, the ministerial servants and the elders of tomorrow.
The ministries for greater tomorrow know as Our Kingdom Ministry, Our ministry hereby honour your invitation for any kind of help you can , any amount you can give to help Our Kingdom Ministry , the ministry we be very greatful and also keep on praying for your good increase in everythings you do in life and success we know you and your family in Jesus Name Amen.
OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY WE BE VERY GREATFUL TO HEAR FROM YOU IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
FROM YOURS FAITHFULLY
PASTOR BARRY OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY
From: OLOPF Accounts <accounts@olopf.tk>
To: ourkingdomministry@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Feb 28, 2006 9:22 PM
Subject: Re: GREETINGS TO YOU THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
Dear Pastor Barry,
I have received your email. Rest assured that we here at O.L.O.P.F. certainly couldn't argue with anything you said.
Keep up the good work and may you remain Flatulent always.
God bless you Pastor Barry.
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Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Our Kingdom Ministry
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Mar 2, 2006 4:58 AM
Subject: Re: WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
DEAR OLOPF Accounts ,
Thanks for your reply, How is everythings with you , My beloved in Christ .
We are notify you the above body is using this medical as a process to reach you. We are asking for your assistance in order for us to move the message across the global .
Our mature is to pass the word of our lord across the global so that the world shall be a better place for us live. We are also asking for your gerdian advers as regarding the subject matter .
We the servants of OUR KINDOM MINISTRY HEREBY HONOUR YOUR GOOD RESPONSE TO OUR MINISTRY SUPPORT .
We will be very greatful to hear from you again. Thanks so much for your for supporting the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ.
The ministry of OUR KINDOM MINISTRY IS NOT DEMANDING YOU , BUT THE GOOD MESSAGE OF GOD IS WHAT WE ARE DOING , BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY.
We hereby ask for your help for us . Anything you give to OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY to support the Gospel to move forward .
May God Bless You as You Contiuns to help is cause (Gods Word).
Supporting Bible Verse, Honest to God! Or, God is not a Pit Stop (1 John 1:5-10)
Matthew 6:9-13
"Therefore, this is how you shall pray:
Our heavenly Father, hallowed is your name.
Your Kingdom is come. Your will is done,
As in heaven so also on earth.
Give us the bread for our daily need.
And leave us serene,
just as we also allowed others serenity.
And do not pass us through trial,
except separate us from the evil one.
For yours is the Kingdom,
the Power and the Glory
To the end of the universe, of all the universes." Amen!
FROM BELOVED
PASTOR BARRY
OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY.
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Our Kingdom Ministry
Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:49 AM
Subject: Re: WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
Dear Pastor Barry,
I have received your email and your request for support. I'm not sure what kind of support you are requesting. If you require moral support, then we would be happy to give you all that you require to spread the Word of God if we knew more about your church.
I wish to take this opportunity to let you know that my name is not OLOPF accounts. O.L.O.P.F. stands for the name of our church, Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church. 'Accounts' is simply the name given to this department. My name is Potty LaTrine and I am the secretary/treasurer of the church.
I will await your reply. God bless you.
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Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
Dear Potty LaTrine,
Greetings to you in the name of our lord jesus christ,i was so happy and over whelmed by your prompt responces to my letters it makes me happy that people out there like you and your church still appericiate and abide by the instuctions of our lord jesus christ,
well i will like you to know that ministries like the oral roberts ministries in the us and another church in canada have assisted us immensly in the propagation of the gospel, i will also want you to know that ,i will like you and your church to help me in the funding and realisation of my dream to help the orphans and the less previledge in the society by providing for them education and health care services, presently i have about 6 of them with me and my ministries can no longer cater for them as we are just a small mininstry,
and we are having more people daily asking to be me nbers of our orphanage and less priviledge section but due to the lean resources we are having, we are not able to accept more , but i dont want my dream to die as that is why i am reaching out to other ministries like yours to please come to our aid finacially as anything you give toward this project shall be reward greatly by our lord jesus christ.
i will be stopping here for now anticipating your urgent responce,till then remain blessed in jesus name amen.
Yours in the Lord
PASTOR BARRY
OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY.
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Our Kingdom Ministry
Date: Mar 3, 2006 6:53 PM
Subject: Re: THANKS
Dear Pastor Barry,
Our church donates many tens of thousands of dollars to our various affiliated organizations. Unfortunately, we have no record of your church or the charitable organizations which you support. I have no idea where your church is located.
If you could send us more information, I may be able to tell you whether or not we can assist you financially. We certainly don't assist just anyone who contacts us.
Please send us more information so we can better serve you.
Godly regards,
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Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Our Kingdom Ministry
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Mar 6, 2006 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: THANKS
Dear Potty LaTrine,
Greetings to you in the name of our lord jesus christ, well i was so glad to recieve your reply to my last letter and it gladens my heart to rely to all the questions you ask me in regard to me and my ministry, well my ministry is based in Benin City ,Edo State in Nigeria , with a population of more than 800 menbers, we are a church that belives in the propargation of the message of our lord jesus christ,which is to reach and tell the world about our lord and saviour jesus christ,we have also be involve in so many humanuitarian works back here in rural communities in my country and we are new in the area of taking care of the orphans and the less priveledge which is the area we are soliciting for your assistants just as we have gotting from the oral roberts ministries in the states and some other churches in the area of gospel propagation, i will also like you to know that we as a church have not gotting so much publicity due to the fact we believe it is not man but GOD that we reward every good thing we do here on earth, i will like you to through this avenue please geniuely assist us in the area of the orphans and less priviledge,
Our contact address and location in nigeria is :
14 ihama avenue .Benin-City Edo-State
Nigeria,
telephone:+2348055647671,fax:0018016848140.
i will want you to know that your contribution towards this project will go along way in keeping our dream alive.
i will like to stop here for now till i hear from you again, stay bless.
Yours in Christ Jesus
PASTOR BARRY DAVIS
OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Our Kingdom Ministry
Date: Mar 6, 2006 5:00 PM
Subject: Re: THANKS
Dear Pastor Barry,
It sounds to me as if you are requesting a donation. I'll assume this is the case. We have many affiliated charities in West Africa to which we donate many tens of thousands of dollars every year through our "Keep West Africa Flatulent" program.
If you wish to speak to someone here concerning becoming affiliated with our church, I can put you in touch with Reverend Pidass. He can outline all of the details and requirements of becoming affiliated. I will refer your emails to Rev. Pidass or you can contact him at rev.pidass@olopf.tk yourself if you like.
Heavenly blessings to you Pastor Barry.
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Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Our Kingdom Ministry
To: rev.pidass@olopf.tk
Date: Mar 7, 2006 10:57 AM
Subject: WE WAS ASK TO CONTACT YOU BY Potty LaTrine
Good Day ,
Greetings to you in the name of our lord jesus christ, well i was so glad to recieve your reply to my last letter and it gladens my heart to rely to all the questions you ask me in regard to me and my ministry, well my ministry is based in Benin City ,Edo State in Nigeria , with a population of more than 800 menbers, we are a church that belives in the propargation of the message of our lord jesus christ,which is to reach and tell the world about our lord and saviour jesus christ,we have also be involve in so many humanuitarian works back here in rural communities in my country and we are new in the area of taking care of the orphans and the less priveledge which is the area we are soliciting for your assistants just as we have gotting from the oral roberts ministries in the states and some other churches in the area of gospel propagation, i will also like you to know that we as a church have not gotting so much publicity due to the fact we believe it is not man but GOD that we reward every good thing we do here on earth, i will like you to through this avenue please geniuely assist us in the area of the orphans and less priviledge,
Our contact address and location in nigeria is :
14 ihama avenue .Benin-City Edo-State
Nigeria,
telephone:+234805564XXXX,fax:001801684XXXX.
i will want you to know that your contribution towards this project will go along way in keeping our dream alive.
i will like to stop here for now till i hear from you again, stay bless.
WE WAS ASK TO CONTACT YOU BY, Potty LaTrine
Yours in Christ Jesus
P ASTOR BARRY DAVIS
OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass <rev.pidass@olopf.tk>
To: Our Kingdom Ministry
Date: Mar 7, 2006 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: WE WAS ASK TO CONTACT YOU BY Potty LaTrine
Greetings in the name of Our Lord,
Miss LaTrine has pass your request onto me. Let me say now that you should be commended for the wonderful work you are doing.
Unfortunately, your ministry and charity are not affiliated with our church. It is our church's policy to only give financial assistance to those organizations who are affiliated with our church. At present, there are many charitible organizations who have become affiliated with Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church through our Keep West Africa Flatulent program.
As your organization is not an affiliate of ours, I'm afraid we cannot assist you at this time.
Please do not let this discourage you from continuing to do the good work that you do in the name of Our Lord.
Remain blessed,
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Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Our Kingdom Ministry
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Mar 7, 2006 2:21 PM
Subject: Re: WE want to say thank you
DEAR Rev. Stuart Pidass,
GREETINGS TO YOU THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST .
From the bottom of my heart, I want to say thank you, thank you , thank you for all your have done for our wonderful Lord Jesus, for he is the only one who can and will bless you for all you have done for his glory. Again, a million thanks - you are the greatest.
I want to be part of this great season of mighty outpouring around the world .I am planting this seed now to make sure you can fulfill commitments to all the crusades and don't have to cancel any of them ! And I am also planting my seed, expecting God's miracle power in my life and in the lives of my loved ones. Here is my seed today of----------
Sow your seed today, knowing that you are a vital part of making sure we can fulfill all our upcoming crusade commitments Is aiah 6:8 declares.
Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying, whom shall I send, and who will go for us?
Then said I,Here am I; Send me. God is sending us now ! Our time is short . we cannot wait!
As you sow your most generous seed today to help make sure that we can fulfill our commitments to all the upcoming crusades, be sure to include your prayer request.(Use reverse side.)
This is prophecy being fulfilled before our very eyes.
I know , without a doubt, that God has called us to go through these open doors during the coming months, but we have to make financial commitment now to make these far reaching crusades happen.
Please hear my heart. Many doors that are open today could close if we don't seizethe moment ..... rigth now! The cry of my heart is contained in these words : souls, SOULS, SOULS!
We most press forward in his mighty name.
We cannot wait!
The doors are open right now, and we connot hold back!
God still asks today, who will go? Isaiah 6:8 declares, 'And I know it is your desire to see the gospel preached to the nations, but our time is short.We must be doing His work while there is still time, while the doors remain open.
Please don't skim over these next four questions. Read them. Ponder over them,Answer them aloud:
. Will you go with me as you sow your seed so the gospel can be preached around the world to millions who are still waiting to hear the message of the Savior?
. Will you stand with me as we make plans and fulfill our commitment for crusades in Africa,Fiji,South Korea, Indonesia,the middle east,Trinidad, and more?
. will you give your best gift now to God 's blessed work?
. Will you sow your most generous seed today?
I am confident that together we will go through these open doors and fulfill the Great Commission.
I pray that He who has called us to serve Him will continue to pour out blessing upon you and your loved ones.I pray also that as you sow your seed, especially right now at this exciting and critical hour, you will reap multiple harvests of financial abundance and blessing for every seed you plant.
Let's do it together for the glory of our Lord Jesus.....
Yours in Christ
PASTOR BARRY DAVIS
OF OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Our Kingdom Ministry
Date: Mar 8, 2006 8:29 AM
Subject: Re: WE want to say thank you
Right on, brother.
Praise The Lord
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Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
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