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The Maurizio Paoli Letters

This is not your typical Nigerian 419 scam letter. Maurizio Paoli claims to be a young stud from Italy. He is very straightforward about what he's after...a "sugarmamma". He would rather that this sugarmamma be much older than himself and he doesn't give a damn about her looks. Good thing because Vulva Highpisser is well past her "use-by" date.

I have no plan here yet. We'll just get things rolling and see what happens.

Conventions within the thread:

E-mails from the fraudsters are in black.
E-mails from me (Vulva Highpisser) are in italicized green.
Red X's represent characters that have been changed to protect personal info.
Comments from me are in bold black.

The game commences with the scammer's initial e-mail.

 

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[ Nov. 25, 2005 ]

From: MAURIZIO PAOLI
Subject: LADY READ ME PLEASE!!!!
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 18.14.30

Hi

This is a legitimate appeal for ladies only. If you are interested or if you want to unsuscribe email me at pal555@mail.xxxxxxxxxx.it

I'm an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is Maurizio.I live in Roma. I'm sending this message to the people because I'm bored to live in Italy,I'm looking for a lady what could invite me in usa.I seek a millionaires american lady who desires a young guy for marriage.

I would love to find a wealthy lady who lives in one of the following places in usa or nearby:

1) "The treasure coast",I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county(FLORIDA)
2)Honolulu (Hawaii)
3)Reno(Nevada)
4)Las Vegas(nevada)
5)Atlanta(georgia)
6)Jupiter,Stuart,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach,Boynton Beach,Deepwater,Hutchinson Island or Miami(Florida)

Considering that I like the mature women, I'd love to find a lady of 45-60yo age range.

I'd love to find a gentle long haired lady who lives in a swimming pool house near the sea (as I like to swim) .

I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single ,divorced.

I would need a sugarmamma figure at the beginning .

I seek a bisexual woman that figures out of the years,looks young and feels young :

it's not a problem if she's not beautiful because she should be beautiful inside and most of all ,she should desire a younger soulmate.(She could be overweight too)

The thing I desire is to fix a serious stable relationship with a lady who gives me the opportunity to have a better life.

ABOUT ME:

I have long black hair,my weight is 65 kilos(145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)... I'm no smoker /drinker and I'm good looking.

If you could be the kind of woman I'm looking for, write me soon please!!!!!!

Thank you very much for reading my letter . I think there must be a woman for me out there.

Cheers

MAURIZIO PAOLI -Italy

 

 

This may actually be a legitimate appeal for a mate as he claims but who cares. I'm feeling ruthless. Let's see how far he's willing to go to please his new woman.

 

 

pal555@mail.xxxxxxxxxx.it
Re: LADY READ ME PLEASE!!!!
Dear Maurizio,

Greetings.

My name is Vulva Highpisser. I have to admit that I thought long and hard about answering your email to me. I also have to admit that you really got my attention.

Although I don't live in a part of Florida you mentioned, I do live in Tampa on the gulf coast. I am originally from Manchester, England and came to the US when I was 16.

I am 48 years old. I am not a widow at present but if all goes according to plan I soon will be and I am looking forward to a very attractive insurance settlement. I am also very active in my church. My religion is very important to me.

I would really like to know more about you. How old are you? Do you think you could look after me and my husband's financial affairs after he's gone? I could use a good man to do that for me.

I am looking forward to your reply.

Warm regards,

Vulva Highpisser

 

 

Vulva's getting impatient.

 

 

From: Vulva Highpisser
To: pal555@mail.xxxxxxxxxx.it
Date: Nov 27, 2005 3:57 PM
Subject: Re: LADY READ ME PLEASE

Dear Maurizio,

Greetings.

Did you get my last email to you? I was hoping to hear from you by now.

Please let me know if you are not receiving any of my emails.

I am looking forward to your reply.

Warm regards,

Vulva Highpisser

 

 

This isn't looking very promising at all.