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The Lizzy Richard Letters

Lizzy Richard, a business woman in the U.S. wishes to donate $3600 to my church. She promises that she'll send me a check for $8600 and I am to deduct the $3600 from it and send her the difference of $5000. Sounds simple enough. I'll have Father Hershey Barr take this one.

Conventions within the thread:

E-mails from the fraudsters are in black.
E-mails from me (Father Hershey Barr) are in italicized green.
Red X's represent characters that have been changed to protect personal info.
Comments from me are in bold black.

The game commences with the scammer's initial e-mail.

 

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[ Apr. 16, 2005 ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
Date: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:50:27 +0100
From: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Greeting in the name of the lord.

My name is lizzy richard, I am a very busy business woman, i reside in usa where i run my businesses. The lord has laid it on my heart to be in convenant him,and in so doing,be a blessing to his house and to other charity organisation through my finances.He said i should support six churches, which i have pair up in twos.I came across your ministry through a business friend that your ministry has been a blessing to. In this course of fulfilling Gods word, i will send a cheque of $8,600 which will be shared between your church and "THE WORD OF FAITH FAMILY CHURCH" inUnited Kingdom.

This money should be shared thus as specified by God.

1)$1600 for the church project and other pressing needs of the church, like TV ministry.
2)$1000 for the needy and the less previlegde ones in the church.
3)$1000 for the pastors welfare.The above breakdown is for your church.

However, Upon receipt of the cheque and after proper accreditation of the cheque, you will remit the balance of $5,000 via western union money transfer ASAP to "THE WORD OF FAITH FAMILY CHURCH"in west africa through the minister in charge of the church.If this is right, kindly send me a name and address of whom i the cheque will be made out to ASAP. Also make available a telephone number to reach and keep in contact with you from time to time. I will like to inform you that the fund will be made available to the church quarterly for a year.

Thanks and God blessYours in Christ

lizzy richard

 

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Wow. This sounds fantastic to Father Hershey

 

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From: Father Barr (hersheybarr@xxxxxxxxxx.com)
To: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Date: Apr 17, 2005 1:32 AM

Subject: Re: BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

My dear friend in Christ,

I am Father Hershey Barr of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church. I am very surprised to receive you email regarding your intent to donate to our church. We don't get many donations of the large amount that you're referring to.

As you must be aware, we are a very small congregation and your generous donation will be greatly felt. Please give me some details about yourself and your mission.

I shall await your reply and I remain yours,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek,
Angus

 

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From: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
To: Father Barr
Date: Apr 18, 2005 6:44 PM
Subject: Re: BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

THANKS FOR YOU REPLY AS YOU READ IN MY EMAIL AM WE RICH WOMAN MY HUSBAND AS 3 BIG COMPANY IN WEST AFRICA AND HEREIN MY CUNTRY AND I AM INTO IMPORT AND EXPOTER SO 23 OF MAY 1999 HE WAS INVOLVE IN AN PLAN CRACH AND BEFORE HE DIED HE LOVE HELPING CHURCHES AND HE AS TOLD ME THAT WHEN HE DIES I SHOULD GIVE OUR ONLY SON 50% OF ALL HE AS AND GIVE THE REST TO NEW CHURCHES AND THERE CHARITY HOME SO AND I KEEP TO HIS PROMISE SINCE HE DIED THE PROFIT I MADE FROM HIS COMPANY I KEEP 50% TO OUR SON ACOUNT AND AND GIVE THE REST TO CHURCH AND CHARITY HOME SO YOUR CHUECH AND THE MINISTRY I TOLD YOU I WANT TO HELP ARE JUST LUCK TO BE AMONG THE CHURCH I WANT TO HELP THIS MOUNTH SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED KINDLY GO BACK TO THE FIRST EMAIL I SEND TO YOU AND PROVIE ALL I NEED TO SEND YOU THE MONEY OK.

STAY BLESS.

 

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Wow. Our scammer's letter writing skills sure went for a crap. I sure hope he passes this scam up the food chain soon.

 

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From: Father Barr
To: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Date: Apr 18, 2005 8:27 PM
Subject: Bless you Lezzy Richard

Dear Mrs. Lezzy Richard,

How are you? I am absolutely ecstatic to hear from you again.

I just want you to know that we are extremely grateful for your very generous donation to our church. As I had mentioned previously, that amount of money will have a tremendous impact on our congregation.

Of course, we would like to give you due credit for your donation. With any donation of $1000 or more, we would like to honor you with a plaque bearing your photograph so if you would be so kind to send a photograph of yourself, we will mount it along with your name and the amount of your donation. I have attached a photo of myself and of our church to this email.

Please make the check out to Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church

You can send it to:
Diocese of Berek
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
xxxxxxxxx Drive
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Unfortunately, we are a very small church within the Diocese and Bishop Wombat has deemed it unnecessary for us to have a telephone. The Bishop's telephone number is XXX-XXX-XXXX in case you need it for verification.

Yours in Christ,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

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I wonder if he'll notice the titles of some of the books in the bookshelf behind Father Barr.

The "Bishop's" telephone number is actually the number for a Dial-a-Prayer service.

 

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From: Father Barr
To: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Date: Apr 19, 2005 3:35 PM
Subject: Did you receive my last email to you?

Dear Mrs. Lezzy Richard,

I was just wondering if you had received my last email to you concerning the information that you wanted.

I hadn't heard from you and I just wanted to make sure that you knew that I had responded to your questions.

Your grateful friend in Jesus H. Christ,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

 

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From: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
To: Father Barr
Date: Apr 19, 2005 6:05 PM
Subject: RE: Did you receive my last email to you?

BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

THANK FOR YOUR REPLY I SAW YOUR REPLY AM VERY SORRY FOR RESPOUND LATE IS JUST THAT AM VERY BUSY. SO I SAW YOUR INFORMATION SO I MAKE THE CHEQUE READY FOR YOU OK AND AS SOON AS I SEND IT I WILL LET YOU KNOW OK.

STAY BLESS.

 

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From: Father Barr
To: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Date: Apr 19, 2005 6:14 PM
Subject: Re: Did you receive my last email to you?

Dear Mrs. Lezzy Richard,

Bless you as well. I am happy to hear from you.

Yes, I recall you mentioning that you were a very busy person. I'm sorry if I seemed to be rushing you.

Stay blessed, Mrs. Richard.

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

 

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Great. Now begins the waiting game...

 

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[ Apr. 26, 2005 ]

It's been a week since I last heard from our mugu. Looks like I'll have to send a gentle reminder.

 

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From: Father Barr
To: xxxxxxxxx@terra.com.mx
Date: Apr 26, 2005 7:39 AM
Subject: Your generous donation has not arrived

Dear Mrs. Lezzy Richard,

Again, we would like to thank you for your pledge to donate $3600 to our humble church. We wish to inform you, however, that we have not yet received your pledged amount.

We respectfully ask that you honor your pledge, Mrs. Richard. When did you send it?

Yours in Jesus H. Christ,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

 

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The future of this game is looking bleak.

 

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[ May 12, 2005 ]

Finally!! Twenty-three days since I last heard from dear Lezzy Richard.

 

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From: lizzyrichard@terra.com.mx
To: Father Barr
Date: May 12, 2005 10:09 AM
Subject: thank

Dear Father Hershey Barr,

sorry for so long as soon as you recieve my cheque i will like you to mail me back no my yahoo box this is my yahho box xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com ok please i will like you to give me you phone number again ok and thai is my phone number in uk +44703184XXXX please call me as soon as you recieve this mail thank

lizzy

 

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From: Father Barr
To: xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Date: May 16, 2005 8:07 PM
Subject: Thank you for your email...

Greetings in the name of Our Lord,

It is very nice to hear from you again Mrs. Richard.

Please forgive me for the delay in getting back to you. We have been so very busy over the past few days, I hadn't had the opportunity to check my email.

Are you in the UK now? You must have been very busy yourself. I shall telephone you at my earliest opportunity.

Thank you again for your reply.

Yours faithfully in Jesus H. Christ,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

 

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I don't think I'll bother calling.

 

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[ June 19, 2005 ]

More than a month after my last reply to Mrs. Richard I receive this one.

 

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From: lizzy richard
To: Father Barr
Date: Jun 19, 2005 11:29 PM
Subject: bless you

BLESSING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR WILL BE SEND AGAIN TODAY SO I WILL LIKE TO GIVE YOU CALL SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND PLEASE SEND YOUR ADDRESS ADAIN SO I CAN CONFIRM AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL MAIL ME BACK OK AND I MY IN UK FOR NOW SO YOU CAN GET TO ME WILL THIS NUMBER +447031846846 OR +447031840036 OK

THANK

LIZZY

 

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Too late, Mrs. Lezzy Richard. This game is DEAD.

 

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[ June 30, 2005 ]

Maybe it's not dead after all.

 

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From: lizzy richard
To: Father Barr
Date: Jun 30, 2005 12:05 AM
Subject: BLESSING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

BLESSING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

HELLO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE SEND THE CHEQUE PLEASE IF YOU RECEIVE MY CHEQUE LET ME KNOW OK THANK

I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN GIVE YOU CALL OK

 

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He sent the check? After Father Hershey Barr ignoring him all this time? Okay.

 

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From: Father Barr
To: lizzy richard
Date: Jun 30, 2005 9:41 PM
Subject: Re: BLESSING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

Dear Mrs. Lezzie Richard,

This is truly good news. To be honest, I thought that you had forgotten all about your promise to donate to our church.

I will keep an eye out for your package. How did you send it? Was it through the Royal Mail or did you send it via courier?

Please forgive me for doubting you, Mrs. Richard.

I hope to hear from you soon.

May Jesus H. Christ be with you,

--
Father Hershey Barr
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Diocese of Berek, Angus

 

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[ July 10, 2005]

The promised check never showed up. This game is DEAD...permanently.