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[ Aug. 6, 2006 ]

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 6, 2006 9:05 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

I hope you are well today.

I have been in contact with Miss Julia Ngume once again. She has told me that you have done everything that you have been instructed to do. Yet, I have not heard from you at all lately.

I have suggested to Miss Ngume that she offer to assist you as operating both the church and the refugee camp can be quite taxing for a busy person like you. I am offering Miss Ngume the same proposal as we had offered Mr. Vitus Iwunwa. This way we will be able to commit more funding to your region.

Please try to get back to me before you leave on your trip.

Flatulent regards,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 6, 2006 5:16 PM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Hello Rev,

Thanks for your mail, I want you to know that I have sent this picture to the lady that your church use in sending me an email, but I want you to take a look at it now.

So I will like you to know that I am ok with the work, but if Miss Ngume is willing to assust us fine, so tell me what did she say about the job?

Thanks.
Pastor. T. Williams.

He attaches his nipple-pic again.

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 6, 2006 8:13 PM
Subject: Hello Pastor

Dear Pastor I have received your photograph. It appears to be fine but you forgot to send the close up photo of the Ring. Please submit this to Reverend Pidass as soon as possible. As soon as you send it and the photos are approved by the donation committee, we will commence the transfer of the initial donation.

Congratulations Pastor. You will very shortly be officially a pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church and I am very much looking forward to working with you on your future projects.

Sincerely,

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 6, 2006 9:22 PM
Subject: Greetings Pastor Williams

Dear Pastor Timothy Williams,

Just to let you know that I have received your photograph. I trust that your piercing went well and that there were no complications. That is usually the way it goes.

While your Holy Ring and your piercing appears to meet our requirements, we still need a very large and clear photo of the Holy Ring as it passes through the nipple.

Also, you have not included the photos of your associate. We will need these photos by tomorrow (Monday) if we are to process your request on that day.

Presuming that meeting these requirements by tomorrow will be no problem for you, we here at the church will focus entirely on conducting the money transfer by tomorrow afternoon.

I am standing by for more pictures my good man. Bless you,

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



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"But just as you excel in everything--in faith, in speech, in knowledge, in complete earnestness and in your love for us--see that you also excel in this grace of giving." 2 Cor. 8:7

Now, instead of submitting the photos he was instructed to, he decides to contact Potty again.

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 7, 2006 11:55 AM
Subject: Why?

Dear,

How are you doing over there?I hope all is well with you.Baby please i too worry about you,What is happen that i did not hear from you again?

Waiting to hear from you.
Vitus

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 7, 2006 4:27 PM
Subject: Re: Why?

Hi there Vitus

I'm real cool over here. Hope you're cool too....or should I say "HOT!!!"

I've been away for the weekend at a ski retreat with Seymore. I feel great now. What a wonderful time I had.

Listen, Vitus. I am going to phone you as soon as my work is done here today. Would you like to speak to me on the phone? I hope you have something sexy to tell me.

I'll talk to you later Babe. B4N. TTYL. Be ready. I'm dying to hear your sexy voice again. I really need to hear you speak to me.

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 7, 2006 4:49 PM
Subject: Thanks

OH Beby,

I am very happy to hear from you again,So how is your weekend hope cool.I am happy that you are very cool over there,

Please tell me how do you feel when you are with man?Do you like us to stay togather as one?And like how meany children do you want to bear?Are you stong on the bed? please can i have your phone number so that i will call you,

Thanks have a nice day.
Vitus.

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 7, 2006 5:03 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Hi Babe

Nice to hear from you so soon.

Vitus. It's been so long since I've been with a man I can't even remember what it's like any more. I haven't done that sort of thing since I joined the church six years ago. I guess I'm really ready for some action now.

I shouldn't give you my home phone number because I live with my mom and she would answer the phone but my cell phone number is +1-XXX-XXX-XXXX. I'll turn the phone on in a couple of hours when I'm done here and wait for your call if you want me to.

Waiting for your answer,

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

I guess I'll have to prepare Potty for a sexy phone call from Vitus.

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 7, 2006 5:53 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear

Thanks,I will call you just now ok.

Thanks.
Vitus.

LOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 7, 2006 5:57 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Honey

Wait for 15 minutes.

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

I find it incredible that he'd rather speak to Potty Latrine than improve his chances of getting the money.

Anyway, just after I sent him that e-mail, he tried to call Potty. Listens well, this lad..

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 7, 2006 6:10 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Vitus Honey

I told you to wait for 15 minutes!

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

Our scammer finally calls back as he said he would. But there's something wrong. The call comes from a new Senegal phone number and Vitus' voice is different and considerably higher pitched than before. Seems there's another family member in on this scam.

Sunday, Aug. 7, 2006, 10:37 PM GMT, Click here to listen.

I wait a few minutes for him to call back but he doesn't. Eventually I try Vitus on his original number and get a more familiar voice on the line.

Sunday, Aug. 7, 2006, 11:09 PM GMT, Click here to listen.

Notice around the 32 second mark of this second recording, he gets my fake character's name confused with his own as he refers to Potty as "Julia".

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:28 AM
Subject: Sweet heart

Darling Baby,

Good Day, How are you doing over there? I hope you sleep well, I so much thank you for your call, Darling to tell you I did not sleep last night because of you, all my dream last night was just you, I almost wet when I received your called Cos your voice is very wonder full , sweet and romantic, Darling as from now I don’t see any thing that can separet us,

Baby I am here for you alone, So when do you have sex with some one last? and how meany hours can you stay with me on bed? Because I can hold you for three hours on bed,

I know that you are strong lady on bed.

Do you want us to have sex on phone? If you like it please call me any time you like so that we will do it ok, and please what type of pant and size do you always wear and bra? Please I want to know, I am just getting wet now Cos I am imagin how that day will be when we will meet each other. If i meet you i will suck you and kiss you from up to down.

waiting to hear from you.

Thanks
Vitus

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:50 AM
Subject: Re: Sweet heart

Oh Vitus, you sexy beast,

Do you really want to have sex on the phone? I've never done that before but I'll admit to getting quite wet during our conversation last night. You do have the sexiest voice.

If you want, I could go home at lunch time (in about an hour) and I could take a sexy picture of myself to send to you. Then we can try it on the phone. It would help if you could send me a picture of your hardness too.

Let me know right away Babe.

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:56 AM
Subject: Re: Sweet heart

OH Beby,

You are so nice,I heard what you say i will try and take a pic as you say but the problem there is that my camara just lost,so but i will see what i can do ok.but please try send me yours as you say .

Thanks Darling.

Please can you come over here?
Vitus

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:17 PM
Subject: Re: Sweet heart

Vitus,

Please try to borrow a digital camera or something. I would be difficult to imagine you here with me if I can't see you.

I will go home soon and take a picture of myself to send to you.

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: Re: Sweet heart

Ok, I will,But can you alow me to suck you and kiss you?

I don't know why I'm going through with this crap as it doesn't help me achieve the main objective in this game.

Now that Potty's at home, she e-mails him from her personal account.

Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2006 10:29:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: Potty LaTrine" <pottylatrine@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Subject: Hi Babe
To: vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Hi there

Here I am at home. I hope you still think I'm sexy. Does my picture turn you on. I need to know that id does. I want you to show me too.

Babe. I've never had sex on the phone before but I really want to do this. Please help me with it okay?

I want you to make a mess all over my picture. I want to hear you do it. That would be love.

I'm ready for you and I'm waiting for your call.

Wyld Babe

Being a little pressed for time, I decide to call him. I wish to stress now that all of Potty's voices and sound effects are digitally created.

Warning: This recording is really quite disgusting. I considered not posting it at all but it arguably does have some comedic value. It's probably what you'd expect from two people engaged in phone sex.

Monday, Aug. 8, 2006, 5:54 PM GMT, Click here to listen.

The connection simply terminated abruptly. It wasn't my doing.

Folks, now you have some idea of the crap that I'm willing to go through to bring you new material.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: rev.buttz@olopf.tk, accounts@olopf.tk, rev.pidass@olopf.tk
Date: Aug 8, 2006 2:11 PM
Subject: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Hello Dear,

Thanks for your mail, ok here is the colse picture of the Holy Ring, so I will try and send you the next picture of my associate by tomorrow, the picture is still in the photo labe, but we will get it by tomorrow, I will have it send to you as soon as I get the picture tomorrow ok.

Thanks for your understanding.
Pastor T. Williams.

NB. I will be waiting to hear from you people for more information on what and what that will need to be done.

WTF??? And he sent it to everybody in the church!

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 8, 2006 3:35 PM
Subject: Re: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Dear Pastor Williams,

It's good to hear back from you.

I have received the photo in your email and I am very disappointed in you. Now, I realize that you are a very busy man but I will not embarrass you by submitting this photo to the donation committee.

Please take a close up photo of yourself and submit it to me.

Also, we will need to have the name of your associate and the position he/she holds in your church along with the photos.

Remain blessed with the Holy Flatulence,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 9, 2006 10:54 AM
Subject: Thanks

Darling

How are you doing over there? I hope all is well with you.Darling You are so wonderfull woman,Your picture makes me wet now,I will say that you are so romatic and caring.

I also thank you for you call yeasterday,your voice makes me wet and very hot,Please how mean hours can you say with me on bed?

Thanks i will call you now,Please baby i need you on my side,I just print your picture now and sucking it and kiss it,Because you make me to be hot.

Yours Baby
Vitus

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 9, 2006 11:30 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Hello Vitus

My dear, what we did yesterday on the phone was wonderful. I'm so embarrassed. I should never have let you talk me into doing that but I'm glad I did. Please don't tell anyone at the church about our conversations.

I'm going home in a few minutes. I want to have phone sex with you again. It feels so wicked and so good. Of course, if you don't want to have phone sex again, I'll understand. If you want to do it again, call me on my cell phone in 30 minutes.

I really hope to hear from you. I'll be in my bed and ready for you Babe. 30 minutes. Please call me.

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 9, 2006 11:38 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Darling

I just call you now two time now but it inter voice mail? Please can we chat small? If you will just go to yahoo messenger now

Thanks
Vitus

He did try to call but it was too soon.

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 9, 2006 12:25 PM
Subject: Thanks

Baby

This my pic,

Please i promise you that i will take where i am naked to send it to you. I just call you again now it enter messege. So i will try it again ok.

Yes, that's another postage stamp size picture of him.

Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 10:37:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: Potty LaTrine
Subject: Where are you
To: vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Darling,

I got your message. You called too soon. I wasn't home yet. Now I've been waiting for you to call back. Please. I need to hear your voice again. Please call me back. I'm waiting desperately to hear your sweet voice.

Wyld Babe

He finally calls me. The audio is quite crappy so I haven't bothered to post the recording here. Oddly, he doesn't want to talk sex. He only called to say that he was going out to procure a webcam.

Oh shit. What have I got myself into now.

Three hours later he appears via webcam through Yahoo Messenger. The video is very poor and isn't worth publishing here. I decide to cut the conversation off after a few minutes and take a couple of days off from baiting.

[ Aug. 10, 2006 ]

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 10, 2006 1:47 PM
Subject: Thanks

How are you doing? This my picture please try call me Baby.

Thanks
Vitus

From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 11, 2006 6:09 AM
Subject: Good Day

Hello Dear,

How are you doing and your family?I know all is well.Rev Please don't do this to me,I went to our pastor yeaterday,He told me that you're angry with him,But Rev what our pastor is doing and busy is just because of us,

Please remember your promise you said once our our pastor obey and listing to your church that we will not surffer in our camp any more,But now please what is happen?Because I trust you and Miss Wanda,

So Rev please what is happen?Are you not happy with us any more? please consider us ok.And remember that you said that you will be there for us,

Thanks waiting to see smile on your face.
Julia

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 11, 2006 7:13 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Baby

How are you doing? Please are you feeling wel?Cos i call you phone it always voice mail,why Bably, Please talk to me ok.

Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Vitus.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:18 PM
Subject: RE : Re: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Hello Dear,

what is the metter, I have not heard from you after the last mail I sent to you, please try and get back to me as soon as possible.

Thanks.
Pastor T. WIlliams.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 11, 2006 7:48 PM
Subject: Re: RE : Re: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Dear Pastor Williams,

I'm sorry for not being able to get back to you sooner. We have had a power outage here and have been without electricity for since Wednesday evening.

Concerning that photo you sent me. As I told you earlier, I will not embarrass you by submitting that to the donation committee. Please send a close-up photo of yourself.

I am also awaiting the photos of your associate.

Remain blessed,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Finally, more pics arrive.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: rev.pidass@olopf.tk
Date: Aug 12, 2006 5:45 AM
Subject: Tr: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Hello Rev. Pidass,

Please I will like you to get back to me as soon as possible and I want you to know that my associate name is Mr. Paul Camara, and I want him to be my asistant if I am not there.

This is all for now.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours.
Pastor. T. Williams.

      

The first pic is of his "assistant", Paul Camara. The other two are apparently his.

I have no idea who this Paul Camara is as the top part of the photo has been removed but it could be our horny friend, Vitus Iwunwa. His photo actually looks legit but let's take a closer look:

Even by zooming in it appears to be the real thing. Can't say anything certain for Pastor Timothy's new photos:

   

Could it be possible that Pastor Timothy's left nipple has swelled so much from the piercing that it looks distorted and considerably different from his right one? His first photo looks like it might possibly be real. He's also wearing a different nipple ring from the first photo he sent.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 12, 2006 5:57 AM
Subject: Re: Tr: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Dear Pastor Williams,

I trust you are well today.

I have received the photos. Thank you. I will submit them to the donation committee along with your information.

I know that Reverend Buttz is currently engaged in his morning flatulations but he should be able to get back to you later today.

Flatulently yours,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Okay. I've put him through enough trouble with the nipple ring. Time to move onto the next phase.

From: S. Buttz
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: Aug 12, 2006 7:56 AM
Subject: Kind greetings

Dear Pastor Williams,

I have received the photos of you and your assistant. Everything appears to be fine.

I will call a meeting of the donation committee this afternoon to approve the photos and make arrangements for the transfer of the initial donation to you. I believe that this will be in the amount of $11,600.

Also, we would like to have Miss Patti Kake, our foreign liaison officer, visit with you some time in the near future. She will be evaluating your good works and would like to visit with some of the refugees under your care. I trust this will not create a problem for you. She will also be providing you with church material, literature, etc.

I expect everything to go well at the committee meeting today and that we will be able to approve your donation quickly. If all goes as planned, you should expect to receive the funds sometime next week, possibly Tuesday or Wednesday.

I shall let you know when the committee gives its approval.

Bless you in the name of the Holy Flatulence,

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



__________
"We will reap where we sow if we faint not with the stifling aroma of the Holy Flatulence." – Dalmations 6:7

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: S. Buttz
Date: Aug 12, 2006 10:47 AM
Subject: RE : Kind greetings

Hello Rev,

Thanks for your mail, I am happy to hear from you again, and I want you to know that I am willing to welcome Miss Patti Kake anytime.

Thanks.
Pastor T. Williams.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 12, 2006 10:49 AM
Subject: RE : Re: Tr: Greetings from Pastor Williams

Hello Rev,

Thanks for your mail, ok I am happy you believe me now, so I will like you to try and give me a call today so that we can discuss more, 00221 444 XXXX.

Thanks and God bless.
Pastor. T. Williams.

Quite the smartass now.

From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 12, 2006 10:05 PM
Subject: Kind greetings

Dear Pastor Williams,

It gives me great pleasure to welcome you, not only as a new member of our church, but also as our newest member of our clergy. Welcome Brother Williams.

The board of approvals has proclaimed you as a reverend in our church and the donations committee, of which I am chairman, has approved the transfer of $11,600 to your name as an initial donation towards the construction of your new church building and the refugees under your care.

I am certain that you will be going through a wide range of emotions within the next few days. I just want you to know that joining our faith will be one of the most memorable career moves you have ever made. Rest assured, you will not forget the day you decided to join our wonderful family.

A small thing which was mentioned at the committee meeting and which must be taken care of before we transfer the funds. We will require scans of some identification from you. While we have no doubt of your sincerity, since the funds are being transferred into a bank account which is under a name different from your own, we will require a scan of some sort of government issued identification. A passport or driver's license will do just fine.

To simplify the above request, knowing that you're rather dim, we need the scan of the identification of Mr. Ibeh C. Solomon as well as of yourself.

We will not be requiring any documents from Mr Camara at this time.

Once again, welcome to our church, Reverend Williams. May you be consumed with the fetor of the Holy Flatulence every morning of every day.

I shall be waiting for the required documents.

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



__________
"We will reap where we sow if we faint not with the stifling aroma of the Holy Flatulence." – Dalmations 6:7

The requested documents arrive quickly.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: S. Buttz
Date: Aug 13, 2006 2:39 PM
Subject: Greetings from Williams

Hello Rev. Buttz,

Thanks for your mail, I am happy to read your message today and I hope that you are doing well over there.

I want you to know that I have attach the two passport copy of myself and Mr. Solomon.

I will be waiting to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.
Rev. Williams.

      

While Mr. Solomon's passport is obviously fake, the Timothy Williams one looks quite real. Not sure what to make of these.

From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 13, 2006 11:59 PM
Subject: Re: Greetings from Williams

Dear Reverend Williams,

I have received the scans of the passports. Thank you.

I will be in touch with you within the next 72 hours regarding the bank transfer.

May God bless you,

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



__________
"We will reap where we sow if we faint not with the stifling aroma of the Holy Flatulence." – Dalmations 6:7

Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:34:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: Vitus Iwunwa
Subject: OH Darling,
To: Potty LaTrine

Darling,

OH Darling how are you doing out there? I hope you are very cool,If so to God be the glory, Darling i am very very worried about you because that day i was surprise that you just went out without any words,So that's makes me be so much afraid,so i thank God that you are alive.Baby but what is wrong with your phone because I'm always calling that line but it always inter voice mail,please Baby if you can give me another line i will use to get you any time.

Darling how was your weekend i know that you so much enjoy it? Darling please how do you feel today?because i miss you so much please try call me so that i will hear your sweet voice OK.

Thanks and have nice day.

Yours,
Vitus.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: S. Buttz
Date: Aug 14, 2006 9:16 AM
Subject: Greetings from Williams

Good Day Reverend Buttz,

Thanks for your mail, I am happy to hear from you, Ok I will be waiting to hear from you just as you said.

Thanks.
Reverend Wiliams.

Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:53:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: Vitus Iwunwa
Subject: I need you
To: Potty LaTrine

Baby,

Please I need you,Can i hear from you?What are you doing now.

Thanks
Vitus

From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 14, 2006 9:56 AM
Subject: Good Day

Dear Rev,

How are you doing over there? I hope all is well with you.Please i do not hear from you again,Please what is happening?Please try get back to me ok.

Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 15, 2006 10:04 AM
Subject: Hi there

Hi Babe

I got your emails last night but I didn't want to answer until I had some news.

I want to come to see you. Maybe to live with you. Would that be okay with you? Would you like that?

I have a plan to come to see you. Would this week or next week be good. I'll have to get the money together for the airfare and for some living expenses.

Where are you now? You said that you were leaving Senegal. Are you still there or did you leave?

I'll wait for your email.

Love you,

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 15, 2006 12:23 PM
Subject: Hi there again

Darling

I still want to come to see you. I am able to get my hands on a fairly large amount of money. More than enough to make the trip to come and stay with you. I don't have it yet but I will soon.

Of course this means that I will be leaving my job here at the church but maybe you can get me a job where you are. We can be together. Would you like this?

Babe. I need to hear from you that this is what you want.

Your lover

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 15, 2006 2:31 PM
Subject: Re: Greetings from Williams

Dear Reverend Williams,

I'm sorry for not getting back to you this morning. I've been very busy.

It seems that we have a problem. I went to the bank this morning to make the bank transfer but there might be a problem with your bank account. Mr. Solomon's bank has refused the transfer. The bank says that the account might not exist. I have attached the bank confirmation slip in this email.

If you can have Mr. Solomon correct the situation or if you can provide me with another account number, please let me know.

Thank you and remain blessed,

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



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"We will reap where we sow if we faint not with the stifling aroma of the Holy Flatulence." – Dalmations 6:7

Will he notice that the name of his bank is wrong on the slip?

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 15, 2006 4:37 PM
Subject: Hello Sweet

Hello Darling,

How are you doing over there?I hope all is well with you.I so much thank you again for the wonderfull mail you just send to me I cann't belive that you so much love me.I thanks you so much, Please you may think that i don't want to email you back is just power felour,so i know that you are you still happy with me,I am very very happy that you said that you want to come and see me.

Dear I want you to know that I am happy to hear that you want to come over to meet with me, that will make me more happy to see you face to face.

I want you to tell me all about your plans, because we have a lot to do before your coming over here, well I am still in Dakar Senegal, but before you come, I will like to get more information on when you will be coming, because I am not in my house now, I have to rent it out because of my trip, but as you are planing to come over here, that is to say that we have to rent a new house where we can live. And I will like to know how much you are talking about here.

Well you are more than welcome to see me and I will willing to live togather with you, please I will love to know some more things from you, please how old are you? and can you tell me more about your family? how many brothers do you have and how many sister do you have as well, and how about your dad and mum?

I want you to know that it is from your answer that I will know what next to tell you, but I want you to know that age is just a number,but I just want to know, smile.

I will write more to you as soon as I hear from you.

Thanks.
Yours lover
Vitus.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: S. Buttz
Date: Aug 15, 2006 5:02 PM
Subject: Greetings from Williams

Good Day Rev. Buttz,

Thanks for your mail, well I am not happy to hear that their was a problem, maybe their is a mistake from the information.

Because Rev. Ps, told me that I have to get an bank account in the US or Europe, but I told him that I have not been to the Us before or Europe, that the one I have it here in Dakar Senegal, and he agreed with me, so that was why I sent him the information of Mr. Solomon.

Here is the bank account information again.

Here is the bank information below.

BANK NAME. SOCIETE GENERAL DE BANQUES AU SENEGAL.
ADDRESS. LIBERTE 5 DAKAR SENEGAL.
ACCOUNT NAME. IBEH CHIBUEZE SOLOMON.
ACCOUNT NUMBER. 3000280999-6
SWIFT: SGSNSNDA.
RIB-23.

Please this is the right information and not bank of new york.

Thanks and God bless.
Rev. Timothy Williams.

Ahhh. He noticed. Excellent.

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 15, 2006 5:18 PM
Subject: Re: Hello Sweet

Hi Darling,

I'm so glad that you emailed me.

I don't want to get into the details of the plan right now. Maybe I'll regret my decision later but I just need to meet with you so much. I got an idea this morning. I don't want to say anything just yet but I'll let you know soon. It'll be a wonderful surprise. In fact, I don't know if I can wait until next week. I want to meet you this weekend.

I didn't realize that you didn't know how old I am. I'm 25 years old. How old are you?

I can't wait until I'm in your arms Darling. I need you as soon as possible.

B4N,

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 15, 2006 5:32 PM
Subject: Re: Greetings from Williams

Dear Reverend Williams,

I'm so sorry for the error. I had been making two bank transfers this morning and it seems that the information got mixed up. That would explain why the other transfer didn't work as well. I was attempting to transfer funds to our affiliate in Nigeria. Their account is at the Bank of New York.

The banks are closed here now and I am going to a convention tomorrow but I will leave this matter in the capable hands of Miss LaTrine. She will make certain the the money goes into your account tomorrow.

Again, my apologies for the mistake.

Bless you Reverend Williams,

--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



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"We will reap where we sow if we faint not with the stifling aroma of the Holy Flatulence." – Dalmations 6:7