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From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 25, 2006 12:05 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir
Dear Pastor Williams,
I am saddened by Mr. Vitus Iwunwa's change of heart. I wish him all the best in his new endeavors. Does this mean that you will be reassuming the operations of the church camp?
I have informed Reverend Buttz of this new development and I will be contacting you soon concerning the next step. However, as you are aware, we are still awaiting your bank account numbers. We will require this information before we can proceed to the next step.
Remain blessed,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 25, 2006 8:03 AM
Subject: Good Day
Dear Rev,
thanks you for your mail,Why you did not hear from me since is that i am not feeling well,
Sir Mr Vitus just inform me to come in his house and told me that he is not interesting again,Please Sir why?because i asked him is't any problem he said no,But I thank God that Pastor Timothy is back so i will meet him again and ask him why he is dilaying?
But Sir I will asure you that Mr Vitus will be back to you,Rev,please can i find another person that can be a member of your church?I will assure you that if pastor agree to you i will bring more people from refugees camp.
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jul 25, 2006 2:44 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Julia,
It's always nice to hear from you. I hope you are feeling better now. Nothing serious I hope.
We were somewhat disappointed when Mr. Vitus informed us of his decision not to join the church but I wish him well in his future endeavors.
Miss Ngume, we welcome any and all people to join our church. This is the reason Pastor Williams is establishing our church in your area. We hope to see everyone in the camp convert to our wonderful faith. I trust that you will be joining us as well.
Be blessed by the Holy Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 25, 2006 5:50 PM
Subject: Good Day Sir
Hello Rev,
Thanks for your mail, Sorry for not getting back to you soon, the problem is that I was waiting for out accountant to come so that I can get all the bank information.
Here is the bank information below.
BANK NAME. SOCIETE GENERAL DE BANQUES AU SENEGAL.
ADDRESS. LIBERTE 5 DAKAR SENEGAL.
ACCOUNT NAME. IBEH C. SOLOMON.
ACCOUNT NUMBER. 3000280999-6
SWIFT: SGSNSNDA.
RIB-23.
Please get back to me if you have any question.
Thanks and God bless.
Pastor. T. Williams.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 25, 2006 6:03 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir
Dear Pastor Williams,
I have received the information and will submit it to the donation committee immediately.
I would expect that the committee will now arrange for our foreign liaison officer, Miss Patti Kake, to visit you to assist you in conducting the induction ceremony. I'm not sure when that will be however. Miss Kake is presently in Johannesburg and will next be visiting several new organizations in Nigeria on this trip.
I will be able to let you know when Miss Kake will be available to see you by tomorrow.
Bless you Pastor Williams,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Jul 25, 2006 7:29 PM
Subject: I heard the sad news
Dear Mr. Vitus Iwunwa
Hello Sir. Rev. Pidass has told me that you have decided not to join our church. I am saddened by this news. I was really hoping to meet with you someday through the church.
Will you like us to remain in contact? I would really love to hear your voice again over the phone. I think that your voice is very sexy. I hope you're not offended by me saying that. Can I call you someday? Just because you have decided not to join our church doesn't mean that we can't get together someday.
I hope you reply to this message. Would you like to see some pictures of myself? I'd love it if you sent some of yourself.
I'll stop here. If you think you might be interested in getting to know me better, please let me know.
Bye 4 now.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: S. Buttz <rev.buttz@olopf.tk>
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: Jul 27, 2006 5:35 PM
Subject: Greetings Pastor Williams
Flatulent Greetings Pastor Timothy Williams,
I am Reverend Seymore Buttz, chairman of the donation committee for Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church and I wish to welcome you to our faith. Rest assured, you will never regret your decision to join us, not only in worship, but in assisting the under privileged in your country as well.
Now that you are prepared to go through with the induction ceremony and receive the Holy Ring of Flatulence, we at the church have run into a problem. It seems that our official that normally conducts the induction ceremonies outside of the United States is presently booked solid for the next couple of months.
Now I'm sure that you are as anxious as we are to get your new church started as well as to feed and clothe the refugees in your camp. Therefore, I must ask if you are prepared to conduct the ceremony yourself. We have already had one of our new members in Nigeria do perform the ceremony himself and everything work out quite well. Reverend Pidass has suggested to me that I consider you for self-induction as well.
What we would require is that you and an assistant of your choice receive the Holy Ring, the most important symbol of our faith.
If you agree to do this yourself, we will be able to get started on funding your operation immediately upon completion of the ceremony and it would enable Miss Patti Kake to attend other locations where she is needed.
Please let me know if you are willing to carry out this procedure.
God bless you,
--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
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"But just as you excel in everything--in faith, in speech, in knowledge, in complete earnestness and in your love for us--see that you also excel in this grace of giving." 2 Cor. 8:7
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Jul 27, 2006 5:59 PM
Subject: Thank U
Hello Dear Beby,
How are you doing out there? hope all is well with you please extend
my greeting to your Rev.So please not that i will not join your church
but not now cos there is one offer some one just send to me,but why i
said so is that the offer may take very long time,eventhough i don't
want to join,i will join because julia and other refugees here.
So Dear may i know a bit about you,and your sex pictures?and you are
free to call me any time you like,so if there is any question you are
free to ask me ok.
thanks and have a nice day.
Vitus.
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: S. Buttz
Date: Jul 27, 2006 6:09 PM
Subject: RE : Greetings Pastor Williams
Hello Reverend Seymore Buttz,
Thanks for your mail, I want to inform you that I am willing to carry out the procedure.
Get back to me with more information.
Thanks and God bless.
Pastor. T. Williams.
From: S. Buttz
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 27, 2006 6:21 PM
Subject: Re: RE : Greetings Pastor Williams
Dear Pastor Timothy Williams,
This is wonderful news. Bless you.
I will have Potty LaTrine email you the details tonight before she leaves for her home.
Thank you very much for doing this for us. It will take some of the pressure of Patti Kake as she is extremely busy at this time.
God bless you,
--
Reverend Seymore Buttz
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: http://www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
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"But just as you excel in everything--in faith, in speech, in knowledge, in complete earnestness and in your love for us--see that you also excel in this grace of giving." 2 Cor. 8:7
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 27, 2006 6:30 PM
Subject: Re: Thank U
Hi there,
I'm so happy that you replied but I didn't mean sex pictures (grin). I just meant normal pictures although if we get to know each other better I might consider sending you something sexy if you really want to see me in that way.
So tell me about yourself. Why isn't a man with a sexy voice like yours married? Do you think I sound sexy on the phone? I try to sometimes.
What is is like in Senegal? Is it nice there? I'd love to go for a visit someday. Patti from our church is so lucky that she gets to travel all over the world. She meets many people. I'd love to have her job someday.
Anyway, why don't you send me a picture of yourself. I'd love to see what you look like.
Oh oh. Rev. Buttz just gave me some more work to do. I was just getting ready to go home too. I'll have to cut this email short. Bye 4 now.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: Jul 27, 2006 9:03 PM
Subject: Hello Pastor
Dear Pastor Timothy
I am Potty LaTrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church. Rev. Buttz has asked me to give you the details of the Holy Ring. I understand that you will be conducting the ceremony yourself. Please read this email in its entirety as it contains important information.
I have located some pictures that I have attached to this email. These will help you to make sure you get the Holy Ring inserted correctly. As you can see from the photos, the Ring goes through the left nipple horizontally. This is important.
The first picture is of an example of a suitable nipple ring. Now, it doesn't have to look exactly like the one in the picture. That is just an example. While many members choose a gold or silver ring, any metal ring of appropriate size and shape will suffice.
The next two pictures show the Holy Ring properly inserted in the left nipple.
I have also included a picture of Mr. Victor Umondak of The Johnson Njoku Foundation in Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Mr. Umondak has been a member of our church since late last year.
The next picture is of one of our members. Shanda Leer has permitted us to show you her picture. It was taken on the day of her induction.
Finally, I have attached a photo of our church's founder, Mrs. Dinah Soares. The reason for this will become clear in a moment.
In your case, since Patti Kake will not be there to conduct the ceremony at this time, we only require you to bear the Holy Ring to become a member of our church. We will also require that you choose one person who will be joining our church with you to do the same. If you are married, your wife would be a good choice.
What we will require you to do is to send us photographs of yourself and your fellow member bearing the Holy Ring. Please note that the photographs must be large and clear or they will be rejected by the donation committee. You must include a close-up photograph of the properly worn Holy Ring itself on each new member. You must also include large and clear photographs of each new member holding the picture of Mrs. Dinah Soares, as shown in Mr. Umondak's picture.
The purpose of these photographs is to show that you have inserted the Holy Ring properly.
Once the photographs have been approved by the donation committee, you and your associate will instantly become official members of our church, and in your case Pastor Williams, a Pastor of one of our branches. We can the commence the funding of your new church and the camp which you are operating.
One word of advice. Please have your nipple pierced professionally. It would probably be painful if you were to do it yourself and we do not want to see you injured. Joining our church should not be a painful experience. When done by a professional, the procedure is quite painless and safe.
Congratulations, Pastor Williams. Rev. Buttz must think quite highly of you to trust you to do this yourself. I have much faith in you as well.
If you have any questions, please contact either myself or Rev. Pidass. We will always be here for you.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
  
  
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Jul 28, 2006 5:57 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Hello Dear,
How are you doing today?I know all is cool with you.I so much glad when i saw your wonderfull mail,I so much appreciate it.
So about me My name is Vitus which you already know,I live in Senegal Dakar,And my purpose in this world is to help the poors and needy.
So please i have no picture to send to you now,cos all my pictures is not scan,But cos of you i will scan them to you ok,
But please can i see yours? and also tell me more about you? You are welcome.
Thanks and have a nice day. This is my number you can call me +221 6884 XXX
Vitus
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 29, 2006 5:35 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir
Good morning Pastor Williams,
I have been informed that you have agreed to receive the Holy Ring immediately rather than wait for Patti Kake. This will work out well for both you and our church as it will enable us to begin funding much sooner that originally planned.
I am happy to tell you that we have all of the information required to commence funding of your new branch of our church. As previously arranged, our initial donation will be in the amount of $11,600. I hope that this amount will be sufficient to get you started.
We will review your progress in three months time. If all appears to be going well with you, you may request additional funding at that time. However, under no circumstances can we donate more than $25,000 to you within a three month period.
I trust that Miss LaTrine's instructions to you were clear. As soon as we have received the photographs and they have been approved by the donation committee, you will immediately become a Pastor of our church and we will transfer the initial donation amount to the bank account number which you have provided.
I understand that the operation of both the church and the refugee camp may be too much work for one person. If you require additional funding to hire more assistance, please let us know and we will seriously consider your request.
On behalf of all of the members of our church, I wish to thank you for the good works that you are doing.
Remain blessed,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 31, 2006 6:57 AM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Hi there,
You know that I'd love to see some pictures of you. I'll have to take some of myself to send you too.
Do you think I could come to visit you someday? Do you like children? You mentioned to Rev. Pidass that you were leaving the country. Where are you going? Are you leaving Africa?
I would really love to speak with you on the phone again, just to hear your sexy voice. I'll call you soon.
Bye 4 now,
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Jul 31, 2006 7:22 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Hello Dear,
How are you doing over there? I hope all is well with you.Please i will send you my pictures ok,just pardon me.
If you want to come and visit me you are 100% free ok. because i so much care for you as wel,
I like children but why do ask?Please just tell me ok.Because you are well come on my side.I want to pay a visit to one country in Africa here.Ok i will be waiting for your call,Please may i ask you?Have you get marry?and what is your mind towars me?
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Vitus.
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 31, 2006 7:39 AM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Dear Vitus,
I don't know yet if I want to marry you. I was just wondering if you like children. I mean, someday if we get together, we might want to get married. Do you think you might want to consider marriage some day?
I'm not married. I almost got married once but then I found out that the guy couldn't produce children and he lied to me about that. You know what I mean? He wasn't a real man so I wouldn't marry him. I want to have children. Can you have children? I just want to make certain before I put any more effort into our relationship.
I have to go. Bye 4 now babe,
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Jul 31, 2006 4:47 PM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Why you don't know whether you will marry me,ok.I like to have children,but i am still single,
Beby you are too sweet,so caring well understanding,So i will say again you are highly well come ok.But do you like Africa?What do you like and what do you heta?And what always make you happy?
Baby Please call me on phone ok. +221 6884553 Because my pc is bad,So that we will discuss well.
Thanks and have a nice day. Please please please i need your picture ok.
Vitus.
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 31, 2006 7:01 PM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Hello Mr. Sexy Voice
I tried to call you but I couldn't get through. Maybe you didn't have your phone turned on or the phone network is very busy over there. I would really like to hear your voice again before I go to bed. Maybe I'll try again later but I still have some work to do here at the church.
I don't know if I like Africa because I've never been there. Tell me what it's like. Tell me more about yourself too. How old are you? Are you a wealthy man? Most importantly, are you able to make children? I would like to know for sure before I would even consider marriage. Like I said, I almost got married once before but he couldn't prove to me that he was able to produce children. I only want to marry a real man. I want children.
I'll try to take some pictures of myself to send to you. I'd really love to show you some more pics of myself. I'm sure you'd like them. I'm not too hard to look at.
I have to go now. I have more work to do. Bye 4 now sweetie.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: Jul 31, 2006 7:21 PM
Subject: News
Dear Pastor Williams
I have some news for you. One of the members of our board, Reverend Heyd, will be traveling to Accra later this week to inspect the operations of one of our affiliates there. From Accra he will be able to slip over to Dakar to view your camp and your financial records. He will also be able to conduct the induction ceremony at this time if everything is in order.
My question is this: Would you like to wait for Rev. Heyd to visit you or do you still wish to conduct the ceremony on your own?
I hope you will reply soon so that we can make arrangements.
Thank you,
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 1, 2006 7:53 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Hello Dear,
Tell me a storry that makes you aways luagh,
Soft whispered words, your gentle touch Warm hugs, soft kisses I love so much Your face before me, throughout the day Hurry home my darling, I softly say You've brought joy and happiness to me So blessed you're in my life, I'll always be Blending our love, our lives, we become one Our love's eternal, it will never come undone
I close my eyes, dreams of you fill my heart Time seems endless, the minutes we're apart
So much I want to tell you and show you too Darling, for me there is only you, always you.
As I lay here And watch you sleep My feelings for you Run very deep Your face so soft Your breath so slow I realize more than ever I would never let you go
You look so kind So warm and true I know deep within You would never make me blue As you lay there Unaware of what you do Your warm special qualities Come shining through I guess in the end What I'm trying to say It's Love I'm feeling For you more and more each day,
It's funny how times change a year ago I never knew love the world seemed cold and strange I couldn't tell when push came to shove
Then one night an angel came now she didn't have wings of gold but she looked upon me with no shame took my hand and did not let go she led me through the hard days and made me laugh when down I realized the errors of my ways and no longer needed a reason to frow She never looked upon my outside only the heart that beat within
my feelings I can no longer hide I want to be with her till the end This person who I never met only saw in a picture or two and talked to over the internet but, deep down we both knew We fell in love from the inside out probably from that first night
and left us no reason to doubt that this love is so right...
Thanks
Vitus.
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 1, 2006 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: News
Hello Dear,
Thanks for your mail, But I am sorry to inform you that I will be
traveling out of the country this weekend, so if he can be here before
Friday that will be fine, but if not, I am sorry he will not meet me.
So reply me with more information.
Thanks.
Pastor. T. Williams.
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 2, 2006 6:37 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Hello Dear,
How are you doing?Hope cool,
I was expecting your call,But i didnot hear any thing,you will first answer my question,Because Question with out answer is just like Love with out any one on your side,
So what do you eat this morning,which colour of cloth and bra and pant do you put on?Which type of food do you like?how do you feel when you are alone and how do you feel when you are with man?what is your real name?and your phone number?But try call me today ok,cos there is one thing i want to know about you.
Thanks
Vitus
Here is me
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 2, 2006 7:28 AM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Hi Vitus,
Nice to hear from you. I received the picture of your handsome self. I shall print it out and put it in a frame to hang in my bedroom.
I didn't try to call you last night Vitus. I was busy with family and friends. Maybe I'll try to call you later this week. I'll let you know.
Vitus. You didn't answer my question about you being able to produce children so I assume that you are unable to. I understand. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. The only problem is, I want to marry a man who can make babies.
Rev. Pidass is very upset this morning. I guess your friend Pastor Williams has disappeared again. I think that maybe Pastor Williams is too afraid to join our church. It's unfortunate because we need some representation in Senegal and we would really like to help the refugees in his camp.
Hope to hear from you soon sweetheart. Bye 4 now.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 2, 2006 7:35 AM
Subject: Good Day
Dear Rev,
Thanks for your mail,What and what do i do to join your church?Cos i meet pastor Timothy on sunday,he told me that he is always communicating with you,and he told me that he will soon travel to one country here for meeting.
Waiting to hear from you.
Thanks.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Aug 2, 2006 8:03 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Julia,
How nice it is to hear from you again.
I'm not sure I understand your question. Do you mean that you want to join our faith with out waiting for Pastor Williams? If this is the case, we can arrange for that to happen. You are most welcome to join our church.
What happened to Pastor Williams? Has he decided to vanish again?
I have to be honest with you, Julia. I am growing quite frustrated with Pastor Williams. It seems he does not have the time to run a church. We have been trying to establish our church in Senegal for quite some time now. Frankly, I wish it was you that wished to become a pastor in our church. I have great respect for you and I believe that you have the ability to get things done.
Why don't you consider speaking to Pastor Williams about doing this yourself. I believe that you know much about the operations of the church camp and I believe that you also have the ability to establish our presence in Senegal.
Please consider what I have suggested and get back to me at your convenience.
Remain blessed,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 2, 2006 9:17 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Hello Dear,
I answer your question,I said i can produce children as much as you want,please what is your real name?and your phone number?Please since i depart from his church i don't know anything about Pastor Timothy,
do you have yahoo meneger
Thanks.
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Aug 2, 2006 11:01 AM
Subject: Re: Nice to see you again
Hi
I didn't know that you had left Pastor Williams.
Potty is my real name. Do you think I would make that up? I work in a church for God's sake.
I don't have yahoo meneger. I don't have any diseases at all.
I have to go now. I have much work to do.
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Aug 2, 2006 7:17 PM
Subject: Re: News
Dear Pastor Williams
You mentioned that you will be out of the country this weekend. When can we expect you to perform the induction on yourself and your associate? We would like a date please.
Thank you,
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 3, 2006 7:25 AM
Subject: Nice to see you again
Dear SweetHeart,
How are you today,hope fine.
Hello there darling I want you to know That thinking of you Makes my body glow
Your thoughts and soul No one can compare And a sweet love with you
I'm glad I can share.
Love flows gently into my heart, Like a tranquil flowing stream, Everything seems so surreal, It's like I'm living in a dream...
Once I was fragile like a flower,And so uncertain all the time,But love came into bloom, And my life began to shine...For so long I had been searching,For true love to come my way,I just knew you were the one,Right from the very first day...Your love was unexpected,It was a wonderful surprise,So much love I was now seeing,
As I looked deep into your eyes...Now my life could not be better,I feel so happy and carefree,Since you came into my life,And gave your love to me...
We share a special love, that nothing can ever sever.
Our love knows no boundaries, not And it doesn't even matter of the place.
No matter how long it takes, I'll wait for you For my love is special, deep and true.
As love waits forever, so shall I And I will love you
until I die.
I want to step where you step dear,And hold your hand to keep you near.And see things through two pairs of eyes,That become as one when by your side.I want our hearts to beat as one, And feel more life, more joy and fun. I’ll finish sentences that you start,As you also know what’s in my heart.
I want to blend my voice with yours,Singing lovers songs in rhyme and verse.And when we stop to join our lips,This heavenly journey was worth the trip.
And when our bodies join as one,The hope is that you will not run,And tenderly pull me close to you,
And whisper dear I love you too! Two hearts that now beat as one.Two pairs of eyes see much more sun.Two pairs of arms to hug and squeeze,
Two pairs of lips bring ecstasy.As soul mates traveling through this life,In a world that’s full of pain and strife,The journey will much better be,
As long as you stay close to me.Together we shall love and happy,And see things through more tender eyes.As passion burns and flames within,Our souls have merged as love did win!
And tell me the shoes,cloth,bra you put on today and the time you use to weak up from bed and the car you are always inter.and how you play today.and what is your bset food?
Thanks
Vitus
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: OLOPF Accounts
Date: Aug 4, 2006 4:34 PM
Subject: Good News
Hello Dear,
Thanks for your mail, I am happy to inform you that I just sent you the picture of me with this message.
I want you to undersatand that I am the only one that agree to do this, so I will like you to get back to me with more information about the picture.
Thanks and God bless.
Pastor. Timothy Williams.
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 5, 2006 10:50 AM
Subject: Good Day
Dear Rev,
Thanks for your mail, Please have you heard from our pastor Timothy?because he told me that he has done all you told him to do.
Please is true let me know,although i know that our pastor can never tell lie.
Thanks
Julia
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Aug 5, 2006 4:54 PM
Subject: Good Day Sir
Hello Rev,
How are you doing and how is the weekend? I hope fine, I am very sorry that you have not heard from me over some time now the problem was that I was out of the city, but I thank God that I am back now and I want to inform you that I have send the picture just as we agreed on, but I want you to know that I was the only that agree to do that, I did not see anyone that was willing to do that with me, so I have to do that myself, you have to contact your office to see if she have received the picture, if yes please do get back to me, but if no try and get back to me so that I canb resend it again.
I want you to know that Miss Ngume came to my office this morning and was telling me all that you ask her to tell me, but I want you to know that I am still with you, is just that I was away for some time that was the proble, but I am back now.
So I have to wait to hear from you people because I have done all that the church wants me to do and it is time for the church to do their pat.
This is all for now.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Yours.
Pastor Timothy Williams.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Aug 5, 2006 3:05 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Miss Ngume,
Thank you for your email,
I am not aware of any occasion where Pastor Williams has lied. I am only concerned with the number of delays that Pastor Williams is causing. His frequent disappearances give me concern that he is unable to handle the day to day operations of both the church and the camp. I am becoming increasingly convinced that Pastor Williams seriously needs assistance in our new venture, especially considering the fact that the residents of the camp seem to be going hungry. You would know about this more than anyone.
Since you have expressed interest in joining our church, I am offering you the same proposal we had offered Mr. Vitus Iwanwa. Consider taking over the camp, becoming affiliated with us, and help us to feed those poor refugees in that camp. They need your help urgently.
I will await your reply.
God bless you,
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Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
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