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[ June 27, 2006 ]

Date Tue, 27 Jun 2006 4:05 AM
From jennifer stevens
To Gibel Saleeby
Subject Thanks

hello
i will tell u that u have to get the holy ring but thatis the worse part cos u have to hole ur nipple for the ring
also u need a bank account maybe in eroupe or new york cos they wont send monies on wu
i have a bank account in london cos i go there often now
when u do the inducton then they trust u like there brother and the church just start sending mon4ey so like i said its just like that
one more thing is pls dont tell anyone that i give you all this informations ok cos we dont need any problem ok
agiliga

Now before Rev. Pidass gets around to contacting Vitus Iwu, our scammer decides that things would go far quicker if he brings Pastor Timothy Williams back to life.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 27, 2006 7:36 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Good day Sir,

I am sorry I was unable to get back to you, the problem is that I was out of the country, but I thank God that I am back now. I will have the documents send back to you on or before Monday.

Thanks and God bless.

Pastor T. Williams.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 27, 2006 9:33 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir

Pastor Williams,

This is a pleasant surprise. I was beginning to think that you had become uninterested in our assistance.

I am happy to know that you still have the documents I sent. You see, these documents will need to be completed by you before we can proceed further.

I will await your reply. Remain blessed Pastor Williams,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

I wonder what he wants to do with Vitus Iwu now.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 27, 2006 9:50 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day

Dear Julia,

I hope that you don't mind if I address you as Julia.

A funny thing happened this morning. As I was about to contact your friend, Vitus Iwu, I received an email from Pastor Williams. Apparently he was out of the country and was unable to reply to my emails.

My question now is concerning Mr. Vitus Iwu. Do you think that I should contact him now. Maybe he would still be interested in doing some work for our church. Pastor Williams will certainly have his hands full just setting up our church and Mr. Vitus Iwu may be interested in operating the refugee camp part of the church as a separate charitable organization, leaving Pastor Williams to look after the normal operations of the church.

Julia, you are obviously a very intelligent woman and I will leave it up to you to make any recommendations to me regarding this question. Of course, any final decisions will have to be made by the board and the donation committee of our church but I'm certain that they will take my advice seriously.

In closing, I sincerely hope that you will consider becoming a very important part of any of the operations that take place there on behalf of both our church and your fellow refugees.

I shall now anxiously await your reply.

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Date Wed, 28 Jun 2006 9:18 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To jennifer stevens
Subject Thanks

Dear,

Thanks for your mail,How are you doing over there?I hope all is well with you. Please can you give me your phone unmber so that i will call you ok.

Thanks
Julia

I don't think I have a Ghana phone number that I can give him. Maybe a UK phone number will do.

Date Wed, 28 Jun 2006 6:11 PM
From jenifer stevens
To Gibel Saleeby
Subject Thanks

helo
i just arrive in london now to check my bank cos there is more money coming to me this week
you can call me at +44703187XXXX
thanks bye
agiliga

Of course, I won't be answering that line.

From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 29, 2006 6:34 AM
Subject: Good Day

Hello Dear,

Thanks for your mail,How are you doing over there?I hope all is well with you.So i am so happy that pastor Timothy get back to you,So what I sujest is that as far as I have contact Mr.Vitus and told him alot about your church,So I will like you to do as you say that Mr Vitus will operating the refugees while Our Pastor will operating the church,Cos if you do establish your church here and operating in this way before you know it your church will have a large unmbers and members in this country,cos now refugees is meany now and no help so please try contact both of them Our pastor and Mr Vitus.

Thanks and have a nice day.
Julia

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jul 1, 2006 8:22 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day

Dear Julia,

I hope you are well today.

I am awaiting some documents from Pastor Williams. He promises to send them by Monday.

I will contact Mr. Vitus shortly and let you know his reply..

Remain blessed with Flatulence,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Time to finally bring Vitus Iwu into the game.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Jul 1, 2006 3:34 PM
Subject: Your possible interest in our largesse

Dear Mr. Vitus,

I am Reverend Stuart Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church in Ur Anus, Mississippi, U.S.A.

I am contacting you because a mutual acquaintance by the name of Miss Julia Ngume has brought to my attention the fact that you are willing to assume the operations a refugee camp which is presently run by Pastor Timothy Williams. It is my understanding that Pastor Williams will have his hands full with the church alone and that he wishes to pass the camp into your hands.

I'm not sure how much information Miss Julia Ngume has given you about our church's foreign operations so let me fill you in.

Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church runs a program called Flatulence for West Africa. Through this program we distribute literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash as well as food, dry goods and medical supplies to the less privileged in West Africa every year through our affiliated organizations and through branches of our church located in West Africa. We have funded or partially funded several hospitals as well as at least two dozen orphanages throughout Africa during the past three years alone.

Needless to say, our program has been very successful in recent years but we are still inundated with requests from individuals for donations. Through our Flatulence for West Africa, we can distribute our much needed donations much more efficiently via our affiliated organizations.

In affiliating the camp with our church as a separate organization, the camp will be entitled to our spiritual and financial support. In return, we ask that the top officials of the organization convert to our faith. Now I understand that this is not a decision that you will want to make without thought. Please, take your time and reflect on any decision regarding this before you give me your answer.

If you feel that this may be what you wish for the camp, please let me know. As well, if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

May St. Flatulate always be your guide,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 2, 2006 4:25 PM
Subject: Thanks

Dear Rev Pidass,

This is my mail,I am so glad to recieve your mail today,How are you doing out there?I know all is cool with you.

I been waiting to hear from you since miss Julia told me about you and your church,But to tell you the truth I coludn't beleive her,I said untill i heard from you or your church before i will believe or say anything,So Rev Pidass My name is Mr Vitus Iwu who lives in Senegal Dakar,

So as you know there is alot of refugees here,even there is some of them that has nobody to help them,So Rev,as you say, I knew pastor timothy for long time now and i know that Julia have told you a bit about me cos i like to help people inside camp and outside camp it was there I knew Miss Julia before in our church,

So please what do you want from me so that your church will help this poor once? or what do i do? And how do your church operations?and what can i do?And what is the doctry of your church.So i will be waiting to hear from you.

Thanks Rev,
Vitus

And now we have our second candidate for the church's induction and the acceptance of The Holy Ring.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 3, 2006 9:45 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Good morning Mr. Vitus,

Yes, all is cool with me. Thanks for asking. I hope all is cool with you as well.

First, I'd like you to give me an estimate of the number of refugees in the camp as well as the anticipated normal monthly expenditures of the camp. This is so that we can get some idea of the amount of funding you may require. While we may not be able to give you complete funding, hopefully we can be of great assistance to you.

Also, since you will be operating the camp as a separate entity from the church, we will also require the new name of your organization as well as a list of your top officers, primarily the president of the organization and the treasurer or financial officer.

As you are probably already aware, our mutual friend, Miss Julia Ngume, is a very bright and wonderful person. I would urge you to consider offering this woman a position of importance in your new organization. She is obviously quite knowledgeable of the needs of the refugee camp.

Concerning our church's doctrine, our most important belief is the importance of the Holy Ring as well as the significance of Uranus. While the entire doctrine is much too complex to go into via email, The most important aspect by far is our belief that the only way to ascend into heaven is to always be wearing the Holy Ring.

During the induction ceremony, all this and more will be explained to you by our foreign liaison, Miss Patti Kake, and you will be taught everything there is to know about our faith once you have been inducted into our religion.

I have taken the liberty of scanning a couple of pages from our book of faith to give you an idea of the importance of the Holy Ring.

I shall now contact Pastor Williams to make sure that he is cool with turning over the command of the refugee camp to you.

Remain blessed kind sir,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 3, 2006 9:53 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

As you may know, I have been in discussion with Mr. Vitus Iwu concerning his taking over the operations of the church camp. I just wanted to make certain that you are aware of everything that is happening between Mr. Vitus and myself.

As I await the completed forms that you will be sending today, I just want you to know that if you have any questions or concerns, you are free to let me know.

Remain blessed with the Flatulence,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 4, 2006 6:50 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Hello Dear Rev,

Thank you for your mail,

So on what you asked the number of the refugees,In this city Dakar they are 300 in number,outside city is 150 in number,

Also the name of the organization,Is helping the need and orphanage organization.

So as you said about Julia i will not forget her cos she is a very nice and caring so i promise as well.

So coming about the ring,You said i will put it in my nipple ok cos now i have already open it so what next?cos why all this is just because meay are dieing every day,So need to help them,please if you know that this is joke please just let me know.

And I will like us to talk on phone,just call me with this number +221 6884553

I will be waiting your call.

Thanks
Vitus.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 6, 2006 8:05 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear Mr. Vitus,

I'm sorry for not getting back to you earlier. I have been rather incapacitated with the flu these last couple of days.

Sir, I understand that you are eager to join our faith but it would be best if you waited until the induction ceremony before doing anything with your nipple. All of the information concerning the induction into our faith will be given to you by our foreign liaison, Miss Patti Kake, upon her arrival in Dakar. She will also distribute copies of our faith's manual which will cover everything there is to know about our faith but since you are eager to know about the Holy Ring, I have attached a scan of a couple of pages from the manual which briefly touches on this subject.

What I needed to know is the number of refugees in your camp. I would also like to confirm that the name of the organization is "Helping the Need and Orphanage Organization". The donation committee will need this information to do up the proper paperwork.

As soon as you confirm this information I will submit it to the donation committee with my recommendation that they accept your new organization's application for affiliation. They will also likely set an approximate date for the induction ceremony.

Based on previous applications for affiliations, I would suggest that the donation committee will likely approve you for an initial donation in the approximate amount in the $5000 to $7500 range. While this may seem like a small amount, if everything goes well, you will then be in a position to request more.

I would definitely like to speak with you on the telephone. I will most certainly call you soon.

Be blessed my friend,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530



   

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jul 6, 2006 8:19 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day

Dear Julia,

I hope you are well today. Unfortunately I have not been well at all. Seems I've come down with the flu.

Anyway, I have been in contact with Mr. Vitus and our conversations have borne fruit. He has agreed to operate the refugee camp and I will recommend to the donation committee that his new organization be funded by our church.

I have asked Mr. Vitus that he strongly consider offering you a position in his new organization. I believe that you have lots to offer. Of course, I cannot force him to do so but he has acknowledged that you are a very intelligent woman.

Unfortunately, I have not heard from Pastor Williams since last week. As I had mentioned previously, he was to return some documents to me last Monday. Do you think he has disappeared again? I hope he's alright.

Remain Flatulent my dear,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 7, 2006 3:30 PM
Subject: Thanks

Dear Rev,

Thank you for your mail,I so much appreciate it,So how are you doing with your members? hope cool. Even today i went to pastor Timothy office,But i did not get him in the told me that him went to one of there program in Gambia he will be back in next weekend.And also so discussed with Miss Julia about your church.Al I know is that as far as you are there i am OK.so try speak on my behave.

So this is all for now waiting to hear from you.

Thanks.
Vitus

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 10, 2006 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear Mr. Vitus,

I hope you are well today.

There are some documents that you will need to fill out. The first is simply a memorandum of agreement which you will be required to sign.

The second is a questionnaire comprising of 64 questions to which the board of approvals would like your answers. Don't worry about answering all of the questions correctly. All the board is looking for is your honest response.

I will send you these documents later today. I would like you to complete these documents, scan them, and send them back to me.

We are now attempting to set an approximate date for the induction ceremony. I will let you know when we can accomplish this within the next day or so.

Sincerely yours in Holy Flatulence,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: OLOPF Accounts
To: vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Jul 12, 2006 7:11 AM
Subject: Memorandum of Agreement

Dear Mr. Vitus Iwunwa

I am Miss Potty LaTrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church.

I am contacting you on behalf of Reverend Pidass to inform you of the approval of your request for funding in the amount of $11,500 by our donation committee.

I have attached a scan of the Memorandum of Agreement which you will be required to sign and return to me along with the account number of your organization's bank account in order to facilitate the transfer.

If you have any questions, please direct them to either myself or Reverend Pidass.

Have a nice day,

--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk

memorandum001.jpg attached

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 12, 2006 9:20 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear Rev,

Thanks for your mail,And i am here to inform you that one of your officer just send me one form to fill so how can i do it? And please there is one thing now i don't know what to do or say,Is just the owner of the land where we stay just told us to relocate that they want to sell the place,and they say that we should relocate before next week, So try do fest.

Thanks,and have a good day.

Vitus.

Huh? It was a simple contract. All he had to do was sign the damned thing.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 12, 2006 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear Sir,

That form is simply a contract between our church and your organization. It simply states that you have been approved for an initial donation of $11,500 and that you agree to use this money for the sole purpose of helping the underprivileged in your area.

It also states that you agree to be a member of our church and to uphold our faiths and beliefs.

If you agree to the terms of the document, you are requested to sign in the space provided and date it.

I have noticed that Potty did not send you the questionnaire that you will also be required to complete. I will endeavor to find a copy and send it to you shortly.

Be Flatulent,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 12, 2006 4:39 PM
Subject: Questionnaire

Dear Sir,

I have located your copy of the questionnaire which is given to all new members or our church. The donation committee requests that you complete this questionnaire.

Don't worry if you're not positive of all of the answers. The important thing is to be truthful in answering.

Please fill it out, scan, and return the completed questionnaire.

Thanks,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Ten pages of stupid questions for him to answer are attached.

It seems that Pastor Timothy Williams got lost again. Let's see if I can get him back into the game.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 12, 2006 4:52 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

I hope you are well today.

As you are probably aware, Mr. Vitus Iwanwa is in the process of taking over the refugee camp portion of your church. We are now trying to set up a date for the induction process and I was hoping that we could include you in the process as well.

Are you still interested in establishing our church in your area? If so, we will need you to complete the documentation that I sent to you last month.

Please be kind enough to let me know if you still wish to go through with the process.

Remain blessed,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

Our scammer contacts my fake scammer from Ghana for some information.

Date Thu, 13 Jul 2006 7:39 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To Minnie Van Driver
Subject Thanks

Hello Dear,

How are you doing?I hope all is well with you.So please dear how this celemoney use to happen? Please i will like you to tell me a bit about it?Cos I doin know.

Please I will like you to send me your picture?

Thanks and have a nice day.
Julia

I think I'll just ignore Julia for a while.

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 14, 2006 2:27 PM
Subject: Thanks

Dear Rev,

Thanks for your mail,How are you doing over there? I know everything moves well.

I got all the document you send to me.But Rev,Please I will like you to call me because there is some important issue i will like us to discuss,This is my DL,number +221 6884 XXX,So i will like you to call me before i will send those document.

Thanks and have nice day.
Vitus

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 15, 2006 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your email. Rest assured, kind sir, everything moves well every morning.

I shall telephone you shortly.

Bless you,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

I finally get around to telephoning Mr. Vitus...right in the middle of my lunch...with me chewing loudly at times (intentionally) in his ear.

Sunday, July 16, 2006, 9:05 PM GMT, Click here to listen.

It seems he doesn't want to fill out the forms though he apparently has no problem with the nipple piercing. Strange fellow. I suspect that the lack of funds for printing and scanning the documents is an issue with him.

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 17, 2006 7:57 AM
Subject: Nice to heard your voice

Dear Rev,

How are you doing over there? hope all is well with you.I so much appreciate you call yesterday,although the network was so bad,but I can say that i heard a bit your voice.

So as i told you that i will make sure i send them as soon as possable,But please just pardon me because we always have power felour here,so i will go and look where i can scan it ok.

Thanks and have a nice day.
Vitus.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 18, 2006 6:57 AM
Subject: Re: Nice to heard your voice

Dear Mr. Vitus,

It was good to hear your voice as well.

As I had mentioned to you on the telephone, the memorandum of agreement and the questionnaire must be completed by you and that this is a requirement of the donation committee. When I receive these documents back from you I shall immediately forward them to the donation committee.

Concerning the bank transfer, I believe you had asked if it would be okay if you used a personal bank account. I have conferred with the chairman of the donation committee about this. He would prefer it if this was not the case unless there is no other option. In fact, he would prefer that the account be with a U.S. or U.K. bank.

I'm sorry if this causes you some inconvenience but there is nothing I can do as these are the conditions set forth by the donation committee.

Remain Flatulently blessed,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

[ July 21, 2006 ]

Ahhhh. I finally receive an e-mail from the long lost Pastor Timothy Williams.

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 21, 2006 8:38 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Hello Reverend Stu Pidass,

I am very sorry that I reply to you late, it was because of the meetings that we had here and I did not have time for myself. But I want you to know that I have just attach all the documents here for you to see. And I will love to hear your voice as soon as you receive this documents. You may send me your direct telephone. Please try and give me a call today here +221573XXXX.

Thanks and God bless.
Pastor. T. Williams.

NB. So what is the next thing to do?

               

            

What's this crap??? He ignored half of the questions in the questionnaire.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 21, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

It is great to hear from you again. I thought you has surely changed your mind about assisting us in establishing our church in your region.

I have received the documents and have passed them onto Rev. Buttz for his approval. He will then likely set a date as to when Miss Patti Kake will be visiting you to conduct the induction ceremony. Unfortunately, due to the high number of requests for funding we have had recently, it may be some time before Miss Kake can reach you. I will let you know as soon as Reverend Buttz gets back to me.

I will try to call you on the phone later today.

May the aroma of Saint Flatulence be with you kind sir,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Vitus Iwunwa
Date: Jul 21, 2006 2:35 PM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Dear Mr. Vitus,

How are you today Sir. I hope you are well.

The donation committee is prepared to set a date for the induction ceremony for Pastor Timothy Williams. As you are probably aware, Pastor Williams will be establishing our church in your area and will become a pastor of our church.

Of course, you are already aware that our foreign liaison, Miss Patti Kake, is extremely busy. Therefore we would like to have Miss Kake deal with the induction ceremonies of both you and Pastor Williams at the same time.

This is why I am asking that you return the completed forms and supply us with the bank account number of Helping the Need and Orphanage Organization's bank account number. I don't want to sound like I am pressuring you but we have to do this as efficiently as possible.

Bless you Mr. Vitus,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 22, 2006 8:15 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

All is well with the documents that you have completed and sent.

What we require from you now is the number of the bank account which you will be using to receive funding for the church. We would very much prefer that this bank account be with a bank located in the U.S. or Europe.

The donation committee will set a date for the visit of our foreign liaison, Miss Patti Kake shortly.

Thank you and may God bless you.

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 22, 2006 9:30 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Hello Rev,

Thanks for your mail, I am happy to hear that all is well with the documents, but I must tell you I did not understand what you mean by bank account that I will use to receive the funds will be located in the U.S. or Europe why? You did not ask me if I have been to any of that country and how can I open an account in the U.S. or Europe without been there?, I want you to know that it is not possible for me to do that.

I was thinking on how to get an account here, and now here you say that the account must be located in the U.S. or Europe.

Please you have to think of this matter.

Thanks and God bless.
Pastor T. Williams.

From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jul 22, 2006 10:06 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Sir

Dear Pastor Williams,

I'm sorry for not being clear. I said that we would prefer to transfer to an account located in a U.S. of European based bank, not that we couldn't transfer to a bank that is local to you. Do not concern yourself too much if all that you can get at the present time is a local account. However, we may require you to obtain a U.S. or European account at a later date.

As you are aware, the memorandum of agreement that you signed was drawn-up before Mr. Vitus Iwunwa had agreed to take over the refugee camp from you. This means that the amount that we have agreed to give to you as an initial donation includes the $6500 which was to be allocated for the camp.

Seeing as you will no longer be operating the camp, this means that you are technically not eligible for the full amount of $11,600 agreed to in the memorandum of agreement. However, the donation committee has agreed to leave the agreement as it is. In other words, you may use the $6500 originally intended for use in the church camp and allocate those funds toward the construction of the church structure itself.

On another subject, as our foreign liaison, Miss Patti Kake is extremely busy at this time, we were hoping that Miss Kake could visit both you and Mr. Vitus on the same trip. As soon as Mr. Vitus has submitted the completed documents we require from him, the donation committee will try to set an approximate date for Miss Kake's arrival at your location.

I haven't heard from Miss Julia lately. Please say 'hello' to her for me next time you see her.

Remain blessed,

--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530

From: Vitus Iwunwa
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 24, 2006 7:18 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir,

Dear Rev,

Thanks for your mail,How are you doing out there with all your members,Hope all is well with you. Please Sir don't be annoyed,I am here to tell you that i am not interesting in the relatoinship with your church,just some one have offer me a big offer so you can contiune with Pastor timothy, cos Miss Julia told me that he's back from travel,

So even he has camp too.

Thanks.
Vitus.

Does this lad know what the hell he's doing?

From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jul 24, 2006 10:14 AM
Subject: Good Day Sir

Hello Rev,

Thanks for your mail, Now I understand what you was saying, ok I promise we will have one in Europe very soon, but we have to use the one that is here in Senegal first, you know that it will take me time to get a visa to travel to Europe.

So I want to know what is the person is coming over here so that I will know what next to do. Sir, I am very sorry to inform you that I got a message from Mr. Vitus Iwunwa that he is not willing to do this with your church anymore, that he is traveling out of the country.

So how are we going to do that now?

Hope to hear from you soon

Thanks and God bless
Pastor. T. Williams.