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From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: May 24, 2006 6:15 AM
Subject: Good morning Daddy....
Hello Daddy,
Thanks for answering my question, I am happy with that answer, Daddy I hope that you are doing well over there, I want to know your plans about me now, as you know that Dr. Martins Koma has no time to come over here to meet with me, so what do I do now?
I want you to know that I inform my pastor about you and your church he is willing to work with you, maybe your church can get a branch here in senegal or what do you think?
Here is my pastors information, but he did not ask me to send them to you, but I think that you need it because their is peope that needs help over here and with that we can get them for the Lord.
Pastor Timothy Williams.
Tel: +221 444 17 99.
Email: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Thanks and God bless.
Julia.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 24, 2006 10:52 AM
Subject: Re: Good morning Daddy....
Good day Miss Ngume,
I think you have a brilliant idea. We have no representation whatsoever in Senegal and I do believe that our church can save many souls in that country.
I shall contact Pastor Williams immediately.
Thank you for your idea.
Sincerely yours in Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: May 24, 2006 11:06 AM
Subject: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
One of the residents of your camp, Miss Julia Ngume has informed me that you may be receptive to the idea of establishing our church in Senegal. At present, we have no representation in that country although we do cover a number of countries in West Africa including Cote d'Ivoire, Ghana, and Nigeria.
Under our Flatulence for West Africa Program, Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church contributes greatly toward relief for the impoverished in Africa, particularly children. We have funded or partially funded more than 20 orphanages in the past several years and our commitment to that region grows yearly.
By establishing our church in your area, you will receive all of the spiritual and financial support you require to meet your and our commitment.
Miss Ngume has indicated that the camp that you operate may not have sufficient resources to properly feed its residents. We may be prepared to start by alleviating the financial burden that this may cause you.
In closing, I only ask that you take the time to consider my proposal to you. Of course, going through with this will require that you join our faith, not something that should be taken lightly. Also, being a Pastor of our church would require a great commitment on your part.
Please think about my request. I hope to hear back from you.
Flatulently yours,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Wanda Willing
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 25, 2006 6:55 AM
Subject: Re: Thanks..
Dear Sweetheart,
I've been awfully busy lately with all of my volunteer work and I haven't had time to even check my email much lately. I tried to call you yesterday but I couldn't get through.
You spoke of Pastor Martins Koma in Accra. I do remember him now from when I worked at the church. That was even before my brief marriage to Donald Moore. Oh Babe, that seems so long ago now.
I will try to get something to you as soon as I can. It won't be much though. Money is tight. I do not have a full-time job and my volunteer work doesn't pay me anything. It's too bad that the church camp you are in doesn't have enough to feed you. Is the camp overcrowded?
Have you been in contact with Rev. Pidass at all? I haven't spoken to him in a few days now.
I want to go outside again today and take some more sexy pictures of myself if I have time. You know that taking pictures of myself to send to you makes me very wet. I hope that you get as wet as me when you look at them.
Again, please don't tell Rev. Pidass or anyone else at the church how we came in contact with each other. I told Rev. Pidass that we met online in a religious chat room.
I hope to hear back from you soon my love.
--
Wanda
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: May 26, 2006 3:15 PM
Subject: Good Day Daddy....
Hello Daddy,
How are you doing over there? I hope fine, I am sorry I have not reply your mail all this days, I was not feeling fine that was why, but I thank God that I am geting better now.
I have heard all that you said, so what do I do now, as your pastor in Ghana did not agree to come over here to meet with me.
Please I need to hear from you as soon as possible.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours.
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Wanda Willing
Date: May 26, 2006 3:22 PM
Subject: Thanks..
Hello Dear,
Thanks for your mail, I want you to know that I am not feeling fine that is why I am repling your mail today, but I thank God that I am better now.
Well the Rev. have contacted me and we have been discussing on mail, but he told me that he informed his pastor in Ghana to come over here to meet with me, but he told him that he is busy now and will not be able to travel to Senegal.
So I don't know what next to do, as you can see that my pastor is not able to feed us very well that was why I have to ask for your assistance, because I know you are able to assist, I understand that you don't have a nice job, is just pay day job, but I want you to know that you are still better than me.
This is all that I have to say now, so if you will assist me ok, but if you will not fine.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 27, 2006 10:41 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy....
Dear Miss Ngume,
Greetings in the name of the Holy Flatulent Ones.
I am happy to know that you are getting better now.
Since Pastor Martins Koma cannot tend to your needs at this time, I believe it might be most efficient to wait and see if we can get you assistance through your Pastor Williams. He has indicated that he is interested in become affiliated with our church but has not yet made the necessary decision to join our faith. I will let you know if and when he makes this decision.
I will keep you informed.
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Wanda Willing
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 27, 2006 12:44 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks..
My dear Julia
Oh Babe, I'm so sorry that you are not feeling well. Do you know what's wrong? I hope it's not some kind of serious disease or something.
Honey, I know that the camp that you are in is unable to feed you very well. I will try to get something to you as soon as I have enough to spare. Maybe you could ask your pastor to consider the possibility of affiliating his church with ours as I know that our church has the financial resources to help, not only you but everyone else in your camp. Remember to think of the others in your camp with you as well.
I love you my darling and I'll try to call you again soon.
--
Wanda
From: Gibel Saleeby <gibel684@xxxxxxxxxx.fr>
To: wandawilling@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: May 28, 2006 1:04 PM
Subject: Good Day Darling..
Hello Dear,
Happy weekend,How are you doing today i know all is well with you.I thank you for your effort towars me,I so much appreciate it,I want you to know that you are the only person God send to me,so don't forsake me,
So Darling i am still waiting to see what you can do for me to get me out for this setuation.Cos i know with God and you and Rev,things good will work out. Why i didnot see your pics and your call?
Thanks and have a nice day
Julia.
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: rev.pidass@olopf.tk
Date: May 28, 2006 1:09 PM
Subject: Good Day Daddy..
Hello Daddy,
Thanks for your mail,I was glad when i saw your mail,I so much
appreciate it,thanks for that,it shows me that i have another new Daddy who
can catter for me.
Daddy how are you doing out there?I hope all is well with you.
Daddy about what you said that you discussed with our pastor here,I
meet him today and asked him,but he told me that he wrote to you,but
since than you didnot get back to him,and he is still waiting to hear
from you.
So Daddy please try and see what you can do to help me out .
I wish you happy weekend.
Thanks
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 28, 2006 1:51 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy..
Hello Miss Ngume,
I sincerely hope you are well and Flatulent today.
I actually have been in contact with Pastor Williams. I am awaiting his reply as we speak. I had explained to him that to join our faith means to adopt our religion, to convert to our faith. That was a few days ago and I haven't heard from him since. I know that converting to another faith requires much thought and I had expected him to take some time to think about it. This is probably why he hasn't replied to my last email.
Nice to hear from you as always. Be Flatulent,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: May 29, 2006 7:13 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Rev. Stu Pidass
I got your email and it is understood. I want to let you know that I have been thinking about this offer for so long, and I have reached to a conclusion that we can serve the Lord together in one accord as brothers. Here in Senegal is a free and peaciful country that one can realy on in anything like this. I want to know what are the things to be done for this process as fast as possible. I have talked to many people already about this church which they have agreed to be sheeps of the pasture.
I am waiting to hear from you
Yours In the Lord
Pastor. Williams.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: May 29, 2006 7:45 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
This is excellent news my friend. We would like to get started with the induction ceremony as soon as possible as I'm sure you are eager as to proceed with things as we are.
I shall immediately submit a recommendation to the board to accept your application to become a minister of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church so that we can arrange for our representative to visit with you to conduct the induction ceremony. I expect board approval to come swiftly and I should be able to give you this good news, possibly later today or early tomorrow.
Typically, our new clergymen receive between $5000 and $7500 to begin construction of a new church building and since you will require additional funds to operate your refugee camp, I will recommend an additional $5000 to be issued to you upon your completion of the induction ceremony and our church's acceptance of you into our faith. Any amount you may require over and above these amounts will have to be raised by you.
Please keep in mind Pastor Williams, I can only make recommendations to the board and donation committee. The final decisions rest with the respective decision-making bodies. They may choose to follow my recommendations or ignore them. I cannot make any promises but I will try to help you as much as possible.
I will get back to you as soon as I receive word of your approval from the board.
I remain sincerely yours,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: OLOPF Accounts
To: pastor_timoth@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Date: May 29, 2006 6:15 PM
Subject: Your approval from the board of approvals
Hello Pastor Timothy Williams
I am Potty LaTrine, treasurer of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church. I have been asked by the board of approvals to inform you that your application to us has been approved. The donations committee has also approved an amount of $11,600 for you which will be forwarded to you upon completion of the induction ceremony at which time you will become a full fledged pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church.
We will have to draw up a contract which you will be required to sign. This will only state that you will use any money which you receive through our Flatulence For West Africa program toward the construction of a church building and toward providing the necessities of life at the camp which your church presently operates. Please let us know if you have any questions or concerns regarding this contract or anything else.
The board realizes that you will likely require more funding than this $11,600 and would like to make you aware that this is only an advance on further funding in the future, The board will address any requests for subsequent funding after you have become a full fledged pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church.
Rev. Pidass would like to hear from you when you have made your final decision on whether or not to accept the requirements of becoming part of our faith. He will have more information for you.
Warmest regards,
--
Potty LaTrine
Secretary/Treasurer
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
Ur Anus, MS
Web: www.olopf.tk
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: May 30, 2006 12:17 PM
Subject: Good Day Daddy..
Daddy,
Thanks for your mail,How are you doing?Hope all is well with you.I went to my pastor last night he told me that he just send you an email,
So Daddy now what can i do now?Cos i am not comfortable where i am.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: May 30, 2006 12:47 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy..
Dear Miss Ngume,
I have not heard from Pastor Williams since yesterday morning. I had replied to his last email and our secretary, Potty LaTrine contacted him yesterday to let him know that the board has accepted his application and that he had been approved for an initial donation from us in the amount of $11,600. I am awaiting his response now so that we can proceed.
If you are in contact with Pastor Williams, would you please get him to contact me? Thank you.
Yours in Holy Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: May 30, 2006 5:28 PM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
I have been contacted by Miss Julia Ngume earlier today. I appears that we may be having an email problem as apparently you have not been receiving some of my emails. Is there an alternate email address that I can contact you at or if you have a telephone, maybe you could give me your number.
I hope to hear from you soon. If you do not receive this email, please let me know and I will resend it.
Yours Flatulently,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: May 31, 2006 7:43 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Rev
Thank you for your email, I want to tell you that there is none of your emails I have not received. There is no problem with this email address do contact me here always and I will write back as soon as I hear from you.
Write me any time my memebership is approved by the board and I shall be very willing and delighted to do all it will take to become a full memeber and minister in the church.
Have a nice day and God be with you
Pastor. Williams
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 2, 2006 6:27 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Hello Rev Pidass,
I have not heard from you after the last mail I sent to you, try and get back to me, so that I will know the next thing to do.
Thanks.
Pastor Williams.
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 4, 2006 8:57 AM
Subject: Good Day Daddy..
Daddy,
How are you doing today?I hope all is well with you.Daddy i just comen out from our pastor's office as we closs service now,and asked he why he refuse to email you,But he told me that he had wrotte to you two times but you didnot repply him,Daddy please what is happing?,I am dieing here,Please as you promise to me that you will help me out,please try fulfill you promise.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 4, 2006 10:04 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy..
Dear Miss Ngume,
I'm awfully sorry for not being able to get back to you sooner than this. We had a small fire at the church on Wednesday and all of us here have been very busy trying to repair the damage in time for today's services. We have not had the time to address any other concerns until now.
What is it that you require my dear?
I will await your reply as I try to catch up on other work.
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 4, 2006 10:20 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
I'm terribly sorry for not being able to get back to you sooner than this. We had a small fire at the church on Wednesday morning and all of us here have been very busy trying to repair the damage in time for today's services. We have not had the time to address any other concerns until now.
I will need you to acknowledge that you are aware that you have been approved by the board for an initial amount of $11,600. The board wishes that you allocate $6500 immediately toward the funding of the refugee camp which is operated by the church. The remaining $5000 can be used to commence construction of a church building at the location of your choice.
If this is fine with you, our donation committee can draw up a contract stating this and I will send this to you which you can sign and return to me. We can then set a date for the induction ceremony, after which, you will be a full-fledged pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church in Senegal.
I shall await your reply Pastor Williams.
Be Flatulent,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 5, 2006 5:45 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Good Morning Rev. Pidass,
Thank you very much for your mail to me, I was very happy to hear from you again, Ok I am with you always, I will be waiting for the contract document so that I can sign and send it back to you as soon as possible.
Thanks.
Pastor Williams.
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 5, 2006 9:27 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy..
Good Day Daddy,
Thanks you for your message, I am sorry to hear about the fire at church, but I know that God is your helper. Daddy, I just need some money to feed thats all for now.
Thanks.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 5, 2006 10:46 AM
Subject: Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
I am happy that you are with us. I will have our secretary draw up a contract today. She will then submit it to the board for approval. Once approved, it will go to our donation committee for its approval. This should all happen by the end of today and I will be able to forward it to you for your approval and signature by tomorrow morning. The only thing we will have to do after that is the induction ceremony.
Our foreign liaison, Patty Kake, is presently in Accra, Ghana overseeing the construction of an orphanage at this time. From there, she will be traveling to Benin City, Nigeria to conduct an induction ceremony. Hopefully she will complete all of this by late July and she can proceed to Dakar to conduct the induction ceremony with you immediately after that. This is when you will receive the Holy Ring.
This means that, if all goes according to plan, you should be a full pastor of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church by the first of August. Immediately following the induction ceremony and your acceptance of the Holy Ring, we will transfer the initial amount of $11,600 to your church's bank account.
I hope this is just the beginning of a fruitful relationship between our church and the good people of Senegal.
I remain Flatulently yours,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 5, 2006 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day Daddy..
Dear Miss Ngume,
I am saddened to read that you still suffer from hunger. Unfortunately, we cannot help you as our church only distributes funds through our affiliated charities. I would love to help you out of my own pocket but I am but a poor pastor. The church provides for me and pays all of my expenses. I receive no cash for what I do.
I do have some good news for you. Pastor Williams has agreed to accept our faith. He will probably become a pastor of our church by the first of August. This also means that the church camp that you are in will automatically become an affiliated organization, eligible for funding through our Flatulence for West Africa Program.
I also have some sad news. Our friend Wanda's mother passed away yesterday following a long illness. Wanda has been by her side for more than a week now and was with her when she died. Her remains will be brought back to our church and the funeral will be held at our church on Wednesday.
I'm sure that Wanda will have wanted you to know.
If there's anything else I can do for you, please let me know.
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 6, 2006 6:30 PM
Subject: The paperwork for you to complete
Dear Pastor Williams,
I have attached the agreement which has been approved by our donation committee. We ask that you review, sign and return this agreement to me. If there is anything on this agreement with which you have an issue, please let me know before you sign.
I have also attached a 10-page questionnaire which the board has asked that you complete. I know that I had forgotten to mention this. Don't worry if you don't know the answer to all of the questions. We realize that you have not learned much about our faith yet. Just try to answer all of the questions truthfully and to the best of your ability.
As always, please feel free to let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Yours in Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Pastor williams Timothy
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 7, 2006 6:47 AM
Subject: RE : Re: Your assistance is requested
Hello Rev. Stuart Pidass,
Thanks for your mail and for all the information, I am sorry that I
was on able to prnit the documents out, because they were too small,
please I will like you to send them by fax as soon as you can.
00221 892 46 90, I will be waiting for the fax. Just make them Attn;
to P. Williams.
Thanks and God bless.
Pastor Williams.
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 7, 2006 7:04 AM
Subject: Re: RE : Re: Your assistance is requested
Dear Pastor Williams,
The attached documents are 11 inches by 14 inches. I don't understand how they are too small to print.
Please click on the documents in the email to enlarge them.
Remain blessed,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 13, 2006 7:55 AM
Subject: Good Day
Dear Daddy,
How are you doing?Hope all is well,I so much thank you for your words,And also i am sorry to heard that Wanda's mother die,So please just extend my greeting to her,
So Rev,what do you want me to do now, cos i need to be ok,Please any way you know that you can use to render help to me please do ok.
Thanks.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 14, 2006 12:20 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Hello Miss Ngume,
I hope you are well. Thank you for your condolences regarding Wanda's mother. She was a wonderful woman and had been a member of our church for many years.
As soon as Pastor Williams gets back to me concerning some paperwork which was to be filled out by him, I can be more specific about a time line. The church camp in which you presently reside can become an affiliate of our church which will entitle it to all of the funding it requires. This will benefit not only yourself but all of the inhabitants of the camp.
Maybe you would like to become a member of our church as well. I think that Pastor Williams would do well to have someone as intelligent and as caring as you for his assistant in our church. Please consider this.
May the Spirits of Flatulence be with you always,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 20, 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: Good Day
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail,How is every body in the church?I hope all is well.
Sir I don't know what is realy happing between you and our pastor here,but can you tell me what to do so that your church will help me out?
waiting to hear from you.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 20, 2006 10:07 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Miss Ngume,
It's very nice to hear from you again.
Unfortunately I haven't heard from Pastor Williams in almost two weeks. Have you spoken to him lately? Our church had planned to help Pastor Williams give you and your fellow refugees the assistance you require but this process seems to have stalled.
I shall attempt to contact Pastor Williams again to see if he is still interested in joining our church.
Miss Ngume, if Pastor Williams tells me that he is no longer interested in joining our church, would you possibly be interested in forming an affiliated organization to assist the needy in your area?
I shall await your reply.
Yours in Flatulence,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 21, 2006 6:16 AM
Subject: Good Day
Thanks For your mail,I' am so happy that i heard from you again.
So please sir try to contact our pastor and see what is happing,also i will meet him too,
I can form an affiliated,only thing is that if i can render help to them and give them what they need, then they will do what anything i said.
So i will.
Thanks
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Pastor williams Timothy
Date: Jun 22, 2006 5:23 PM
Subject: Are you still interested?
Dear Pastor Williams,
How are you? I hope you are well.
I have not heard from you at all for more than two weeks. Are you having trouble with the documents I sent?
Miss Julia Ngume has contacted me. She tells me that she and her fellow residents are starving in your camp. Does she not tell the truth?
The refugees in your camp need help. We can help you to assist them. There is nothing our church can do to help Miss Ngume except through you and your organization. Please let me know whether or not you wish to proceed.
Always be Flatulent,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 22, 2006 7:36 PM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Miss Ngume,
I just wanted to let you know that I have attempted to contact Pastor Williams once again. I am awaiting his reply and I will let you know if and when he gets back to me.
On another subject, I was going through my records and it seems that there are quite a few Liberian refugees in Ghana as well. There is one young girl in Bujumbura Camp, a refugee camp in Accra which is operated by The Holy Jesus H. Christ church with whom I have been communicating. She is also from Monrovia and appears to be about your age. I was just wondering if you might know her. Her name is Jennifer Stevens. I have attached a scan of her refugee card to this email.
If you wish, I can give you two women each other's email address so that you can communicate.
I'll await your reply,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 23, 2006 5:45 AM
Subject: Good Day
Hello Dear Rev,
I so much thank you for your effort,Please how about wanda willing,Cos been a long time now i haven't hear from her?
So on what you just told me,I like it but you know from here to Ghana is very far,But there is anther man I just told about your church and as you being helping people,But he told me that he will like to know you and your church,cos while i told him is that this man is wel know man people like him,
So I will like you to tell me what i will say to him so that your branch will be establish here in Senegal ans also being a blessing to us.
Thanks.
Julia
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 24, 2006 9:46 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Miss Ngume,
Thank you for your concern for Wanda. Unfortunately I haven't seen her since her mother's funeral. I suspect that she's in mourning. When I see her again I'll tell her that you were asking about her.
Unfortunately Pastor Williams has not yet replied to my last email. If you know someone else that operates a charitable organization, is very trustworthy and may be interested in becoming affiliated with our church, please give him my email address. I would like to speak with him.
I look forward to your reply Miss Ngume.
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 24, 2006 12:12 PM
Subject: Good Day
Hello Dear
Thanks for your mail,How are you doing?Hope all is well with you and church.
Dear Rev,I trusth the man you can contact him by his email,
vitus_iwu@xxxxxxxxxx.com
So please do you have any contact i will use to contact wadan?
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia
Date Sun, 25 Jun 2006 1:22 PM
From jennifer stevens <minnie_van_driver@xxxxxxxxxx.net>
To gibel684@xxxxxxxxxx.fr
Subject how are you
hello
my name is jennifer stevens. rev pidass in america tells me to contact
you cos he says you are from liberia. are you in the business too? if
you are you know what that means ok. how much have you get with this
job? maybe i can help you and you can help me.
get back to me urgent.
jennifer
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 5:56 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To jennifer stevens
Subject how are you
Hello Dear,
How are you doing over there?I hope all is well with you.I am so happy to hear from you.
Please my name is Julia Ngume,Dear I haven't get anything from him,Cos while I contacted Rev Pidas is just to help me out in this situation but he said that i will pass some protocours which I am not understand,So please Dear Can you explain it to me as my own sister,as you said that you can help me and I can help you too.So let me know the way ok.
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 6:23 AM
From jennifer stevens
To Gibel Saleeby
Subject how are you
hello dear
ok i understrand u have not got anything yet but u will when u get the
holy ring
did u get the holy ring yet on the induction cremony?
i only have to join the church and now i get almost $60000 usd to
building the orphanage after i get the holy ring haha
its a very good job now i have a bmw x5
maybe u can tel him you will build a orphanage too ok
i will guide u if u want cos theres enough money for both of us
From: Rev. Stuart Pidass
To: Gibel Saleeby
Date: Jun 26, 2006 7:14 AM
Subject: Re: Good Day
Dear Miss Ngume,
I had received your email yesterday but I was too busy conducting church services to reply.
Can you tell me a bit about the man whose email address you gave me? I'd like to know more about him before I contact him.
I have given that refugee in Accra, Jennifer Stevens, your email address. I hope you don't mind. Her email address is minnie_van_driver@xxxxxxxxxx.net . She says that she knows you from Monrovia and that you are both from the same neighborhood and that you both worked in a cathouse together. I thought that you two might wish to communicate with each other.
After you get back to me with more information on this man that you know, I will be happy to contact him.
Remain Flatulent,
--
Reverend Stu Pidass
Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
WEB: www.olopf.tk
1633 Sam Felcher Blvd,
Ur Anus, Mississippi 39530
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 7:47 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To jennifer stevens
Subject how are you
Hello Dear,
Thank you for your mail,I am so happy to hear from you again,So please what do i do now?
Please tell me Cos I just take you now as my know person.
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 8:05 AM
From jennifer stevens
To Gibel Saleeby
Subject how are you
hello
did u get the holy ring yet from the induction?
if u did just tell him then that u need $10000 usd to bulid the
orphanage cos u need one and he will send it to ur bank account.
then sometimes he mihgt send the woman patti kake to make sure that the
orphanage is beign built but i just show her a new hospital beign built
and she beleives it ok
then i ask for more money and rev pidass send it no more question asked.
sometimes $5000 or $12000 like i said its a good job
jennifer
From: Gibel Saleeby
To: Rev. Stuart Pidass
Date: Jun 26, 2006 8:08 AM
Subject: Good Day
Hello Dear,
Thanks for your mail,i am so happy to hear from you again,So about Vitus Iwu,the man is one of our elder in the church befor he depart from our church,But sometimes pastor Timothy went there and talk to him whether he will come back,because elder vitus knows meany people,and is a very nice person,Cos that time he will came and bought meany things to us,Cos while I told you to contact him is that he is looking for someone that can sponsor him to open,a church and offerscamp,cos i went there lastnight and will was discussing about your church, So what he told me is that until he hear from you.
Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Julia
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 8:26 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To jennifer stevens
Subject how are you
Please, how do they use to send me the ring?Are they going to come over here?Please tell ok
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 8:54 AM
From jennifer stevens
To Gibel Saleeby
Subject how are you
ok u dont have the holy ring on
no problem
he will send the woman to u for the inducton ceremony but dont worry
about the ring cos i dosent hurt much but they put the ring in ur nipple
just one nipple
i was very nervous to get the ring but now i am in the church and my
sister too cos she is my finance officer ok and my life is good for me
now
i ask him for another $20000 but he said he will send me more moeny
$14000 usd for expense on the orphanage but thats ok cos he will send
more later
he keep sending that woman patti kake to check on me and she is a very
easy mugu and a beautiful woman too
trust me u can do this just dont ask for too much money all on the same
time ok spread it out maybe $5000 or $7000 at a time and u will have
what i have now but he wont send anything if u dont belong to the church
so u have to do that
now go do ur job and ask me if you need anything
bye
agiliga
Date Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:48 AM
From Gibel Saleeby
To jennifer stevens
Subject Thanks
Hello Dear,
I am so happy to hear from you.Please do you mine that as you telling me here is just like that?
Ok now please can you give me your phone No:i will use to contact you.
Thanks for your mail.
Julia
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