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The Dr. Blessing Abonime Letters

[ PAGE FOUR ]

[ Sept. 28, 2005 ]

Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:24:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: THIS VERY VERY URGENT!!!! CALL YOUR BANK TO STOP THIS FUND.
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

Dear Rev.

I do not know why all these is happening,but please do not sent the funds to Pastor Victor Umondak,please he will not deliver the funds to us at all he is not a good man,please do not make this mistake of sending the funds to him as that will hinder the progress of our church's construction,my dear Rev, i count so much on you in this donation and will not want anything to stop the work of GOD,sending the money to Pastor Victor Umondak ,must definitely stop our primary aim of setting up the church construction.

DO NOT HAVE ANY FURTHER CONTACT WITH Pastor Victor Umondak in this regard,i will like you to go to the money gram office again and get the proper reference number and send it across to us,so that we can start the work of GOD immdiately.

Please in case you have sent the funds to him please kindly call it back,and send it to us through money gram and get the proper reference numbers sent to us.you have to do this fast because Pastor Victor Umondak has been accused of misappropriation of church funds and has been suspended since last three months from the church for this UNGODLY attitude which he exhibit,so do not have anything to do with him please.this is just the trueth of the whole thing.

GOD'S BLESSINGS TO YOU AS YOU ABIDE WITH THIS INSTRUCTION.

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

He sent the above e-mail six times.

 

 

Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:07:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: This man Pastor Victor Umondak IS NOT A GOOD MAN OF GOD, HE IS A SCAMMMER. DO NOT REPLY HIS MAIL TO YOU AGAIN. HOW DID HE KNOW THAT DONATION IS COMING TO OUR CHURCH?
To: Derek Oyl

DEAR REV,

MY PASTOR TOLD ME OF WHAT IS GOING ON, I WAS VERY DISAPOINTED BY YOU,HOW DO YOU WENT TO SEND THIS FUND TO ANOTHER CHURCH.

I TOLD YOU THIS THAT MY COUNTRY IS FULL OF SCAMMERS, THIS PASTOR VICTOR YOU SEND THIS OUR CHURCH FUND, IS NOT A GOOD MAN AT ALL, HE IS NOT WORSHIPING WITH US AND HE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM HIS CHURCH , FOR ABOUT MONTHS AGO.

PLEASE URGENTLY STOP THIS TRANSACTION AND SEND IT TO OUR CHURCH PLEASE! PLEASE!! I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CONTRBUTION WE DID IN OUR CHURCH TO HAVE A BATTER PLACE OF WORSHIP, NOW MY PASTOR AND THE NEW TRAS HAVE BEEN USE SOME MONEY FROM OUR CONTRBUTION FOR THIS, TO SEE THAT WE GET THIS {DONATION} REV, THIS IS VERY BAD OF YOU. WHY NOT INFORM MY PASTOR BEFORE DOING THESE? WHY DID YOU RECEIVED HIS MAIL AT ALL?

DID YOU NOT BEEN HEARING OF SCAMMERS HERE IN NIGERIA? PLEASE RECOVER THIS FUND AND SEND IT TO OUR CHURCH WITH OUR INFORMATION GIVEING TO YOU, FOR US TO PROCED WITH THE GOOD WORK OF GOD.

MY PASTOR IS COMFUSE FOR NOW, YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH MY PASTOR'S INSTRACTION NOT FROM ANYWHERE OK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH

QUEEN

 

 

Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:49:02 -0700 (PDT)
From: UMONDAK VICTOR
Subject: REV DEREK ARE YOU A STUPID MAN? SEND ME ANOTHER $6650 FOR MY USE THANK YOU
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Dear Rev Derek

I am Victor Umondak

I do not know how to start relating to you as you do not know me. I'm so very sorry that I might be disturbing you, on the other hand I'm some how happy as I see you as someone that is receptive and understanding. Somehow I was able to come across your email address where I understood that you have a heart for the less privileged. Normally I use papers for toileting as I have not been able to afford toilet tissue again. I enquired from a privileged fellow who explained to me to seek help with this email address (that’s yours) and so I prayed and believed you might help me if I contact you as you sounded so nice a person. I know that the nature of my country Nigeria has turned its trust to dust; well all am trying to state is the rate of advanced fee fraud that has eaten deep into the body of this country. I just want to tell you that sincerely speaking is one on one of those am just seeking help again from you.

I am a product of Enugu State University of Science and Technology ENUGU, ENUGU STATE, NIGERIA. By God's grace I am studying Political Science in the level of 300(year three). It all started as careless reasoning of my youthful age. Well I don’t know how to start or where to begin but all I no is that things has totally gone wrong, things are no more the way it is. Well as is now I am not sure that I can continue with my studies by next semester because of the state of my financial background. Well to cut things short I want to solicit on your behalf to please help me in any way you can to start things again because the world has turned apart. I’m a Christian and also a Catholic in denomination. Just a little token is all I need to fulfill my dreams as a political scientist

Thank you very much in anticipation for your most favorable and blessed reply. I pray God to be with you always. Should you decided to send me any token charge again you can send it through AUTOMATED MONEY TRANSFER, with the following particulars which you know.

ALL DONATIONS SHOULD BE SENT TO ME {REV}, I HAVE RECEIVED THE $6650 WHICH YOU SEND TO CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA, TRUE AUTOMATED MONEY TRANSFER TO ME for my use: PASTOR VICTOR UMONDAK Via AUTOMATED MONEY TRANSFER

Thanks

VICTOR UMONDAK

 

 

Oh, now HE wants to play Victor Umondak.

 

 

Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:59:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Fwd: YOUR GENEROUS DONATION
To: cogmnigeria@xxxxxxxxxx.com Dear Pastor Oji,

Unfortunately, I received your email too late. The money transfer I sent to Victor Umondak had already been cashed.

I should have known better but he seemed so convincing. I am forwarding his email to you instructing me to send the money to him.

Who is this Victor Umondak? He obviously knows of your request for funds.

--- Victor Umondak <victor_umondak@xxxxxxxxxx.com> wrote:

Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:04:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: Victor Umondak <victor_umondak@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Subject: YOUR GENEROUS DONATION
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Dear Revd Derek Oyl

I am Pastor Victor Umondak. I am the executive treasurer for the CHURCH OF GOD MISSION for all of West Africa.

PASTOR OKAFOR OJI has informed me of your donation to help make him build a new church but he requests me to tell you that he cannot cash your money gram because we are having trouble here in Nigeria with that. Pls recall the money gramm you sent to PASTOR OJI immediately.

He asksd me to request you that you send the money instead by GLOBAL AUTOMATED MONEY EXCHANGE SYSTEM. You can send the money in my name. Here are the payment informations:

Name: Victor Umondak
address: No7 AC St Lagos Nigeria
question: what is possible?
ans: everything with GOD

Pls get back to me with the Global Automated informations especialy the control number.

Thank you and GOD BLESS

Victor Umondak
Executive Treasurer
General Council Office
Church of God Mission
Lagos Nigeria

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:19:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Re: Fwd: YOUR GENEROUS DONATION
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

This is very very painful to my church, I have asked all of our menbers to pray aganst this Victor Umondak,This Victor Umondak have been scamming money from people useing God name to do this ,But almighty father will judge him. What pains me much is this, Rev we have been spending some money from our contrebution which we kept for our new development to have a good place of worship.

I dont know if you can still help us with some amount of money plaese! please!! .WE ARE COMFUSE, THE DEVIL IS A LIER AND WILL BE INSHAME.

GOD BLESS YOU

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:40:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl

Subject: Re: Fwd: YOUR GENEROUS DONATION
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

This is distressing news to our small church. Believe it or not, this is the third time this year that we have been defrauded of a substantial amount of money.

I, along with the Donation Committee, am looking into strengthening our verification procedures for donations to locations overseas. We will make a decision on your case shortly.

I will get back to you on the Committee's decision shortly.

Be patient Pastor Oji. I will vouch for your sincerity before the Committee. May God bless you.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:24:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: THANK YOU REV.
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

Dear my good Rev ,

I am praying for your prosperity also i stand before God and said that it is well with you in all you are doing to help the children of God ,In jesus name i pray Amen.

Starting from now, Rev please sir any Donation you want to approve to my country {nigeria/africa} should be inform by me {pastor oji okafor} and any letter you receive from anywhere must be disregard for safety purpose.

Rev, you may be receiving some letter asking for assistance, please seek my advice before going on with them, don"t act untill you hear from me, Because my Country is very very bad thank you.

I have called the telephone you give to me ,I could not got anybody i only received church music, Please Rev give me your direct phone number for emergence discussion. my church are very happy when i show then your reply, hope hearing from you soon

please do not forget to include your phone number sir.

You must receive the glory from God.

Almighty father bless you,

Pastor Oji.

 

 

Oh, good. He tried calling the Dial-a Prayer service.

 

 

Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:34:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: PLEASE REV, REPLY MY MAILS TO YOU
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR MY GOOD BROTHER IN CHRIST ,

HOW IS YOUR CHURCH ?HOPE FINE , WE GIVE THANK TO ALMIGHTY FATHER. WE JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE WITH YOUR COMMITTEE, HOPE EVERYTHING ARE OKAY.

PLEASE REV , WRITE TO INFORM US ,WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. DO NOT FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

HAVE A NICE DAY AND GOD BLESS YOU,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

Date: Sat, 1 Oct 2005 09:48:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: ARE YOU OKAY? PLEASE GET BACK TO US TODAY.
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

HOW IS TODAY?,I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY. DID YOU RECEIVED MY LAST MAIL TO YOU?

PLEASE GET BACK TO US ,WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

BE BLESSED,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 12:35:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: we still waiting to hear from you Rev.
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

HOW IS TODAY?,I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY. DID YOU RECEIVED MY LAST MAIL TO YOU?

PLEASE GET BACK TO US ,WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

BE BLESSED,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 14:52:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: we still waiting to hear from you Rev.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

I haven't had the chance to check my email in recent days so this is the reason I haven't yet replied to your barrage of emails.

The Donation Committee hasn't met yet to consider new rules for making donations. We usually only meet on Tuesdays and occasionally Fridays.

We will be discussing this issue tomorrow afternoon and I should have an answer for you shortly thereafter.

Please be patient, Pastor Oji. Good things come to those who wait.

God bless and be Flatulent,

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 10:33:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: New requirements
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

The Donation Committee has met and has agreed upon a new set of requirements from donees.

The good news is that you have already met two of these requirements, which are the Memorandum of Agreement and your treasurer's identification.

However, we will need some photographic verification of you and your project. A CLEAR photo of you and your treasurer standing in front of your new church project while holding a sign will work best. The sign should state the name of your project, in your case, 'CHURCH OF GOD MISSION'.

I'm sorry for having to put you through the trouble of doing this but our Donation Committee feels that our new policy will go a long way toward preventing the type of fraud which we have been subjected to this year.

Once you have met this requirement, I will personally transfer the $6650 to you via Moneygram.

I await your next email.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

[ Oct. 7, 2005 ]

Date: Fri, 7 Oct 2005 04:32:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Re: New requirements
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL, WE UNDERSTAND ALL YOU SAID GOD BLESS YOU

REV, PLEASE WE WILL PROVIDE ALL YOU YOU HAVE JUST SAID, BUT WE ARE PLEADING FOR YOU TO KINDLY SEND US JUST $550 FROM THAT OF OUR DONATION PLEASE, WE HAVE BEEN SPENDING RUNNING UP AND DOWN GOING TO THE BANK EVRY DAY TO SEE THAT WE GOT THIS DONATION SIR HELP US.

THIS MONEY WILL BE ENOGH TO SNAP THIS PHOTOS INCLUDING ALL THE MENBERS OF OUR CHURCH AND SCAN IT FWD TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN NOW SEND THE BALANCE OF $6000 TO US. SIR, CAN THIS BE POSSISBLE?

LASTLY DID YOU HAVE PHONE NUMBER REV?

IF YOU DO PLEASE WE NEED IT FOR URGENT MATTERS

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Fri, 7 Oct 2005 15:10:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: we still waiting to hear from you Rev.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

Nice to finally hear from you.

I understand that you are running short on funds. Unfortunately, with these new rules, the donation committee will no longer authorise any donations of any amount to anyone who does not meet the new requirements.

I would gladly send you the $550 out of my own pocket if I could. Alas, I am but a poor clergyman. The church provides for all of my basic needs. I don't even draw a salary.

I thought I had already given you the church's telephone number. Oh well. Here it is again: XXX-XXX-XXXX.

I hope you can raise that small amount of money locally to keep your operation afloat until you receive the funding from our church.

Always remember, There is nowhere we cannot pray if we commit ourselves to it.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 04:07:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: GOD WE SEE US TRUE , THANK YOU
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL, I AM HAPPY THAT WE HAVE GOTING SOME MONEY FOR THE EXPENCE, WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON.

I SAID THAT YOU SHOULD GIVE US YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER. WE ARE SAYING GOD BLESS YOU.

NB: AS WE SAID BEFORE,WE HAVE TOOK OUR SIGN BOARD FROM WHERE WE ATTACH TO WHERE WE HAVE SOME BLOCK THAT WE WILL USE TO START OUR NEW BUILDING.

BE BLESSED

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:49:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: GOD WE SEE US TRUE , THANK YOU
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Blessed greetings Pastor Oji,

Wonderful to hear from you as always.

You must be referring to my personal telephone number. As I mentioned earlier, I am a poor clergyman. The church does not provide funding for any of its clergy to have a personal phone.

Reember, God requires us to sow, if we would reap (Galations 6:7).

Hope to hear from you soon. Be blessed.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:29:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: WE WILL SCAN AND SEND IT TO YOU SOON
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR REV,

I AM HAPPY HEARING FROM YOU, ALMIGHTY FATHER BLESS YOU.

I WILL SCAN THE PICTURE SOON AND SEND TO YOU AS YOU REQUESTED.

AFTER IT IS DONE, WE WILL ADVICE YOU ON HOW TO SEND THE FUNDS TO US.

I HAVE TRIED TO CALL THE PHONE NUMBER YOU GIVE TO US ,BUT WE ONLY RECEIVED CHURCH MUSIC.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TEEL ME THE VERY TIME TO GET YOU ON TELEPHONE SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE, AT LIST TO THANK YOU FOR YOU HELP SO FAR.

THANK YOU

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:16:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: WE WILL SCAN AND SEND IT TO YOU SOON
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

I received your email.

This is fine. We are all awaiting the scan. Please ensure that the photo is clear. We have set aside your donation funds and will send it out soon after we have received the photograph and your instructions.

It seems that the voicemail system is on the fritz again. Maybe if I had your number I could call you.

Looking forward to you next email.

Always remember, The Lord promised in Isaiah 60:22 '…a little one will become a thousand.'

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

[ Oct. 14, 2005 ]

Some bad news, folks. It appears that the star of this game has met his demise on the infamous Nigerian highway of death.

 

 

From: ELDERS COMMUNITY <elders@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Subject: ASSISTANCE FOR HOPELESS CHILDREN
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:30:16 -0500

GOOD DAY SIR/MADAM.

SORRY TO CONTACT YOU FOR THESE, AS YOU READ THIS MAIL AND COMPLY WITH US LET GOD REWARD YOU.

WE ARE THE CHIEFS/ELDERS OF KWALE VILLAGE IN AFRICA, NOW INCHARGE AGAIN OF THE MOTHERLESS BABY HOMES, WE ARE SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE OF ANYAMOUNT OF MONEY YOU CAN, JUST TO SEE THAT THIS CHILDREN ARE OKAY.

THIS FUNDS ARE USE TO TRAIN AND FEED THIS CHILDREN FOR THEY HAVE NO HELP. PLEASE COPY THIS MESSAGE TO ANY OF YOUR FRIEND OR YOUR BROTHER FOR HELP.

WE LOST ONE MAN THAT HAVE BEEN HELPING US TO TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF THIS CHILDREN, HIS NAME IS LATE DR BLESSING ABONIME. THIS MAN IS INVOLVED IN MOTOR ACCIDENT {FACTERED} HE DIED AT THE SPOT WHEN HE WENT TO LAGOS TO GET SOME FUND FOR THIS CHILDRENS,THIS IS HOW THE YOUNG MAN GOT TO DIE,MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PAFECT PICE.

PLEASE WE WENT YOU TO HELP US CONTACT OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE SAME HELP OR GIVE US THERE EMAIL TO CONTACT THEM.

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST THIS HOPELESS CHILDRENS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK US ABOUT OUR BANKING INFORMATION.

THANKS

YOURS FAITHFULLY

MR NELSON
ONE TO THE ELDERS.

 

 

This gives me an idea.

 

 

Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:11:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: ASSISTANCE FOR HOPELESS CHILDREN
To: ELDERS COMMUNITY

Dear Mr. Nelson,

I am Reverend Derek Oyl of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church.

I am saddened to read of the passing of Dr. Blessing Abonime. He was obviously a man who did great work for the children.

Our church receives many requests for assistance from Africa. What I am attempting to do is establish a relationship with another trusted church in your area which can represent us with requests like yours. This will save us the expense of sending representatives to Africa from Canada.

I will get back to you soon with the details of this church provided that their pastor agrees to be our representative in your area.

God bless you.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:29:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Request for assistance
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA

Dear Pastor Oji,

As you may know, Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church receives many requests for donations from Africa every year.

The church spends considerable amounts of money sending our representatives to Africa to verify these requests. Occasionally, we receive a request which turns out to be a scam.

What we are looking for is an organisation who would be willing to represent us faithfully in processing some of these requests for us.

Pastor Oji, would you be willing to represent our church in your region concerning these matters?

The way it would work is this: We would refer all requests we receive to you. You would deal with the potential recipient, verifying the validity of the request and the organisation. If you are satisfied that a donation is warranted, we would send you the required funds, plus any expenses you incur during this process. You would then pass on the funds to the organisation in need.

Please let me know soon if you are ready and willing to take on this important task, for our church and for God.

If you agree to this, I will send you more details concerning our wishes and our requirements.

Pastor Oji, If you agree to do this for us, it will save us many thousands of dollars every year, dollars which can in turn be used for better things.

Hoping to hear back from you soon.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:00:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Re: Request for assistance
To: Derek Oyl

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV,

I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR YOU AND GOD, WHEN ARE YOU SENDING ME THE DETAILS ? REV, I AM WAITING FOR THE DETAILS.

PLS REV, THE SCANNER IS BAD, IF NOT YOU COULD HAVE RECEIVED THE PHOTO TODAY,ANYWAY WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS PHOTO TO TOWN, WHERE WE CAN SCAN IT: FOR CLEAR AS YOU SAID, BEFORE SENDING YOU THE PICTURE.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR THIS NOW, BUT PLEASE BEAR WITH US ON SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH SERVICE, BY THE GRACE OF GOD WE WILL GET SOME FUND TO GO AND SCAN THE PHOTO TO YOU.

REMEMBER, THAT I TOLD YOU THAT THIS SIGN BOARD HAS BEEN TAKEING FROM WHERE WE ARE WORSHIPING, TO WHERE WE HAVE SPACE TO START BUILDING OF OUR NEW CHURCH AND THAT IS WHERE WE HAVE SOME OLD BLOCKS, YOU WILL SEE BOTH OF US HOLDING OUR SIGN BOARD CLOSER TO OUR OLD BLOCKS, THE SIGN BOARD STILL REMAIN OUR CHURCH NAME.

THAT PLACE IS WHERE THE COMMUNITY APPROVE FOR US, FOR THE NEW CHURCH CONSTRATION, ALTHOUGH IT IS VERY SMALL PICE OF LAND, BUT IT IS OKAY FOR US. YOU WILL SEE IT IN PICTURE.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

[ Oct. 15, 2005 ]

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: Re: Request for assistance {PLS REPLY ASAP TO ME PASTOR OJI}
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 19:32:19 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD:NO12 OLU ST OJOTA
LAGOS

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV,

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST , I FOUND OUT THAT PEOPLE ARE SEEING WHAT WE ARE REQUESTING FROM YOU AS DONATION, THROUGH YAHOO MAIL ADDRESS, SO PLS YOU CAN BE REACHING US THROUGH OUR NEW EMAIL ADDRESS.

FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT IS ME , I HAVE INCLUDE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU AND YOURS.

PLEASE REV , AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE,TRY AND GET BACK TO ME IMMIDIATELY,

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI

 

 

If he's having trouble with e-mail spies, this is not my doing.

And now, the long awaited photograph.

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: WE HAVE SCAN AND SEND YOU THE PHOTO.
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:32:27 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR MY GOOD BROTHER IN CHRIST

HOW IS TODAY?HOPE FINE, WE GIVE GLORY TO GOD.

WE HAVE SCAN AND SEND YOU THE PHOTO AS YOU REQUESTED, PLS SEND THE FUNDS THOURGH OUR TREASURER: OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS,VIA MONEYGRAM. STILL USE OUR CHURCH ADDRESS.

PLS BE VERY CAREFULL TO SEND US THE REFERENCE NUMBER.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI.

Click to enlarge

 

 

I have to say that I really expected a genuine photograph from these anal-warts, especially considering the length of time it took them to have this done. There's no way that he's getting another fake Moneygram reference number from me with something like this.

 

 

From: ELDERS COMMUNITY
Subject: ASSISTANCE FOR HOPELESS CHILDREN
To: Derek Oyl
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 14:28:25 -0500

Dear Reverend Derek Oyl of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church, Thank you for your respond towards our assistance but you promised helping the hopeless children with the name of God almighty but up till now i have not heard from you,as you promised us. Are you okay.? we are awaiting to receive the details of the church and what is the name of your representative and the church in my area?

Thanks

Yours faithfully,

Mr Nelson.
One of the elders

 

 

Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 21:54:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: WE HAVE SCAN AND SEND YOU THE PHOTO.
To: COGMN@nsworld.com

Dear Pastor Oji,

I enjoyed the spoof photograph that you sent. Truly, you have a keen sense of humour, as I do but if I were to show the Donation Committee this photo it would make me look stupid.

Now, if you submit a real photograph that is as large and clear as that fake one is, I will present it to the Donation Committee at our next meeting.

Please try to send this in as soon as possible as we already have two requests for donations from your area and we would like you to handle these promptly as you have tentatively agreed to do.

The first request is from Pastor Martins Koma of The Light Of The World Bible Church, 123 Midwest Street,Garki Abuja. Their email address is martinskoma@xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk

The second request is from an orphanage somewhere in Nigeria. Please try to reach Mr. Nelson at elders@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Pastor Oji, if my request to you to represent us in Nigeria is too much for you to take on at the moment, plese let me know now. If you feel that another organisation in your area is better equipped and willing to perform this duty for us, please let us know. I'll understand.

God bless,

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com To: Derek Oyl
Subject: GET BACK TO ME NOW
Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:01:33 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR MY GOOD BROTHER IN CHRIST,

I AM HAPPY HEARING FROM YOU, BE BLESSED.

I UNDERSTAND ALL YOU HAVE JUST SAID, BUT THAT PHOTO IS THE HIGHEST LARGE ACCORDING TO OUR PHOTOGRAPHER HERE IN NIGERIA, WHAT DO WE DO NOW.?

REV, I HAVE ALREAD START MY DUTY HERE IN REPRESENTING YOUR CHURCH FOR THE DONATION,I HAVE MAILED MR NELSON BUT HE HAS NOT YET REPLIED.I WILL INVESTIGATE HIS ORPHANAGE AND GET BACK TO YOU. BUT FOR THIS,{I SAW THERE MAIL IN THE POLICE REPORT } Pastor Martins Koma of The Light Of The World Bible Church, 123 Midwest Street,Garki Abuja. Their email address is martinskoma@xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk.. DO NOT ATTEMT TO REPLY TO THIS MAIL.IT IS A SCAM. YOU CAN READ THE REPORT FROM THE POLICE INVESTIGATION ON CRIMINALS. SO I LIKE YOU TO PLS SEND ME ALL CORESPONDING MAILS FROM THIS PEOPLE BEFORE GETTING BACK TO THEM. FOR FURTHER INVESTIGATION AND I WILL MAKE SURE I VISIT THEM.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI

The e-mail goes on to include a list of about 350 known 419 scammer e-mail addresses with my own Martins Koma and Victor Umondak addresses edited in right at the top.

 

 

From: ELDERS COMMUNITY
Subject: ASSISTANCE FOR HOPELESS CHILDREN
To: Derek Oyl
Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:33:01 -0500

Dear Reverend Derek Oyl of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church, Thank you for your concern over our assistance.

Today we received mail from Pastor Oji of CHRCH OF GOD MISSION at lagos,He said that he is coming to visit us, so we all are waiting to receive him.

Thanks,

yours faithfully

Mr Nelson
One of the elders

 

 

From: james peterson
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:52:02 +0800
Subject: your assistance needed

i am manuel ugonma secretary of christ assembly church, number 17b ahmadu bello way, victoria isalnd, lagos,nigeria.

dear sir/madam

presently, i, on behalf of the church seeks your assistance in the renovation of our church that is fast depreciating. we are also facing some financial problems as regard the procurement of some musical instruments and to get back the church bus on road that has been parked for quite some time now. so we will really appriciate you Godly generousity and kindness as you help. thanks in anticipation.

mr manuel ugonma
for:pastor james peterson.

 

 

Yet another fake pastor. I knew this would happen.

 

 

Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:34:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: GET BACK TO ME NOW
To: COGMN@nsworld.com

Dear Pastor Oji,

There seems to be a misunderstanding. I thought you were joking with me when you sent me that fake photograph. Now I understand that you had intentionally tried to trick me. Please tell me if I am wrong about this. But please don't try to insult my intelligence by telling me that the photograph is genuine.

The problem is neither the size of the photo or the clarity. The problem is that it is an obvious fake. I will certainly not make myself look like a fool by presenting this obvious forgery to the Donation Committee.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: Derek Oyl
Subject: ALWAYS RETURN MY MAILS WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 18:01:23 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

DEAR MY GOOD BROTHER IN CHRIST,

I AT THIS POINT REMAIN A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED IN A WAY AS YOU HAVE STATED CLEARLY ABOUT THE POOR TURN OUT OF THE PICTURE. REV,I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY WORDS AND PLEASE ALSO CORRECT YOUR IMPRESSION ABOUT THE PICTURE BEING FAKE OR NOT. THE FACT IS THAT,FOR PERSON OF MY CALIBRE, SUCH DECIETFUL ATTEMPTS WILL AND CAN NEVER BE ATTEMPTED.

FURTHERMORE, I DO NOT INTEND TO MAKE YOU PRESENT THIS PICTURE TO DONATION COMMITEE AS TO APPEAR STUPID TO THIER FACES.YOU SEE IN SUCH SCENARIO CASES EYE BROWS ARE BOUND TO RAISE ,ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FINANCE. SO I SAY AT THIS JUNCTURE THAT NOBODY IS TRYING TO PLAY ON YOU INTELIGENCE LIKE YOU STATED.

RIGHT FROM THE FIRST MAIL YOU SENT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE " PICTURE BEING FAKE". I HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED MY SELF,SO I PERSONALLY TOOK MY TIME TO WASH DOWN THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THE SHORTS , SO IF YOU SAY THE PICS ARE NOT GENUINE.I LIKE YOU TO PLS ELABORATE MORE ABOUT IT,BUT THEN I APOLOGISE FOR THE MIX UP OR THE INCOMPETENT.

SO REV, PLEASE I LIKE YOU TO KINDLY UNDERSTAND THE ISSUE AT HAND AS I WILL APPRICIATE IF YOU GIVE SOME TIME TO GET THE SCORES EVEN,BUT THAT WILL BE AFTER MY TRIP BACK FROM THE ELDERS FORUM . AS I HAVE BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR NELSON TO PAY A COURTESSY VISIT. HOPEFULLY IN SAY TWO DAYS TIME,I SHOULD BE WITH THEM AT THE FORUM. NOW THE ISSUE ON GROUND IS FACILITIES TO COVER THE JOURNEY, I AM TALKING ABOUT A BASIC TRAVELING ALLOWANCE THAT IS ABOUT $400USD IN TOTAL FOR THE TRIP.

IN CONCLUSSION, PLEASE FORWARD A COPY OF THIS MAIL TO THE DONATION COMMITEE AS REGARDS THIS VERY JOURNEY SO THEY CAN HAVE THE MONIES SENT IMMIDIATELY THAT I WILL NOT APPEAR STUPID AS WELL TO THE ELDERS AFTER FIXING A DATE, FOR I AM IN NO POWER TO TURN IT DOWN,ITS MORE LIKE A TABOO TO THEM. INFACT I EVEN NOT QUITE LONG RETURNED THIER MAIL SENT TO ME AS REGARDS MY COMING, SO I AM BEEN AWAITED AS I WRITE YOU THIS MESSAGE.

NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE THE FUNDS SENT TO OUR CHURCH TREASURER:OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS

THANKS AND GOD BLESS

PASTOR OJI..

 

 

Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 18:40:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: ALWAYS RETURN MY MAILS WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
To: COGMN@nsworld.com

Dear Sir,

Please do not be confused. The photograph probably turned out just fine. The editing that was done on the photograph afterward is where I have a problem. I feel you are trying to fool me.

Maybe you simply attempted to enhance the original somewhat to make it more clear by editing it. I don't know.

Why don't you simply send me the original photograph without any editing. Then we can make some progress.

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: THE MIX UP IS OVER
Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:26:26 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV,

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND I THANK YOU AS WELL FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. WE SHALL PROCEED AS SOON AS WE RETURN FROM OUR JOURNEY. THAT IS TOMMOROW. REMEMBER THIS A MEETING I MUST NOT FAIL TO ATTEND AS THE ELDERS WILL BE VERY DISSAPOINTED . SO I ADVISE YOU SEND THE FUNDS EARLIER REQUESTED TO FASCILITATE THE JOURNEY AS SOON AS YOU CAN BEFORE TOMMOROW.

AS REGARDS THE PICTURE, WE APPRICIATE THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO FISH OUT THE PROBLEM AS AN EDITORAL THING. EVEN WE DOWN HERE HAVE TAKEN TIME TO FIND OUT THE PROBLEM AS WELL. WHAT WE GATHERD WAS THAT THE GRAPHICS ENGINERE WANTED THE INSCRIPTIONS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU AND THE CHURCH TO SEE.WE WILL HAVE TO TAKE OUR TIME TO RE-SCAN AND SEND TO YOU. AND THIS OF COURSE COST US MONEY TO DO THAT AGAIN. AS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT OUR CHURCH IS NOT THAT FINANCIALLY BOUYANT. SO WHEN YOU MAKE A REQUEST THAT INVOLVES MONEY PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE ENOUGH. BUT BY GOD'S GRACE AFTER SERVICE ON SUNDAY,COME MONDAY WE SHALL DO OUR BEST TO ENSURE A COPY IS RE -SENT TO YOU.

NB: PLS DO WELL YOU SEND THE REFERENCE NUMBERS CORRECT TO AVOID A LOST IN TRANSIT AND MISSING THE MEETING WITH THE ELDERS IN KWALE COME TOMMOROW.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:19:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: THE MIX UP IS OVER
To: COGMN@nsworld.com

Dear Pastor oji,

I shall await the rescan, however, you must understand that we cannot send you any funds whatsoever until they are approved by the donation committee and this cannot happen until you have been completely verified through your photographic evidence.

Thank you for your understanding.

May you remain Flatulent,

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: Derek Oyl
Subject: Good News
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:49:41 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV

Greatings in the name of the lord, I hope all is well. If so thanks be to God Almighty,

I must confess as at this point that my small church is facing some difficulties, Although its good news. some women that have been seeking for the fruit of the womb finally where delivered of babies. Now we are busy paying them visits at the hospital for prayers, One of them even had to go through an operation, Now the worse case scenario is that the church is in a bankrutpcy, So we have problems compounded, I do hope you will understand what we are facing.

Moreso...due to all these problems here and there,We have made up our mind to introduce you to another church like you once sugested, That if we are not capable we should indicate. This is due to the fact that we doubt if you can wait till we are able to solve all this major problems of our church members in the hospital.

Furthermore,I like to know if you recieved any mail from mr Nelson, Because i recived many mails from them, but did not reply any . this is why i suggest we should introduce you to another church that can even take up the responsibilities as your representative without demanding any funds to fascilitate thier duties, As we compiled they have a large congregation and will be able to cover the minor expences that we are not able to.

If this is ok by you, Do well to indicate so i could reach you with thier e-mail contact , But then, I am still trying to put the picture together when i am able to create the time , That will be after solving the problems of our church members. So please be mindful of our donation.

We thank you once again for your patience as look forward to reading from you.

Be Blessed

PASTOR OJI

 

 

Date: Sun, 23 Oct 2005 16:34:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Good News
To: COGMN@nsworld.com

Dear Pastor Oji,

I am truly sorry to hear that your church is facing difficulties but I am so happy to read that you and your members are still able to make these all-important hospital visits. May God bless you and your church.

If you know of another church that will be willing to take on the burden of representing us in your region, yes, please introduce them to us. I understand if your small church is unable do do this.

I do recall receiving any email from a Mr. Nelson. I believe he was looking for assistance regarding hopeless children or something like that. Why do you ask?

Hope to hear from you again soon, Pastor Oji.

God bless and be Flatulent,

Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

From: ELDERS COMMUNITY
Subject: ASSISTANCE FOR HOPELESS CHILDREN
To: Derek Oyl
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:11:17 -0500

Dear Reverend Derek Oyl of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church.

How is your church? Hope everythings is going well, Reverend i want to know why your representative faild to visit us, I dont know what is going on,still try to find out if he is okay.

I wrote to the church many times, but No reply.

ARE YOU STILL READY TO ASSIST US? PLEASE TRY AND REPLY THIS MAIL TODAY.

THANKS,

MR NELSON.

One of the elders

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: Derek Oyl
Subject: THE CHURCH EMAIL ADDRESS YOU CAN REACH THEM
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:19:11 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV

THIS MR NELSON IS DISTUBING ME WITH MAILS, SO TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP THEM, COS I DONT WANT TO LOOK STUPID BEFORE THE ELDERS. I HAVE ALREADY PROMISE THEM OF VISIT AND DID NOT GO TO PER THE VISIT, SO TREAT THIS ISSUE VERY URGENT .

ANYWAY I HAVE SPOKING WITH PASTOR ODIGWE OF CHRIST APOSTOLIC CHURCH ,TO REPRESENT YOU HERE IN MY REGION AND HE ACCEPTED, HE SAID THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO CONTACT HIM VIA cac@outgun.com STILL TRY AND GET BACK TO ME ON YOUR DISCAUTION WITH THE CHURCH.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

From: COGMN@nsworld.com
To: Derek Oyl
Subject: PLEASE GET BACK TO ME TODAY
Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:54:46 +0100

CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .

MR, OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR, JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER

GOOD DAY REV,

THIS MR NELSON HAS BEEN DISTUBING ME WITH MAILS, SO TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP THEM, COS I DONT WANT TO LOOK STUPID BEFORE THE ELDERS. I HAVE ALREADY PROMISE THEM OF VISIT AND DID NOT GO TO PER THE VISIT, SO TREAT THIS ISSUE VERY URGENT .

ANYWAY I HAVE SPOKING WITH PASTOR ODIGWE OF CHRIST APOSTOLIC CHURCH ,TO REPRESENT YOU HERE IN MY REGION AND HE ACCEPTED, HE SAID THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO CONTACT HIM VIA cac@xxxxxxxxxx.com STILL TRY AND GET BACK TO ME ON YOUR DISCAUTION WITH THE CHURCH.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS,

PASTOR OJI.

 

 

[ Nov. 16, 2005 ]

Our scammer takes one more stab at Rev. Derek Oyl

 

 

Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:51:45 +0100 (CET)
From: mensa kofi <kofimensa2@xxxxxxxxxx.pl>
Subject: Attention sir potty said i should mail you
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com

Dear Sir,

let introduce my self to you, I am Mr Kof Mensa am a ghania, i work with unipro international limited ghana.

If you can mail me back i have a good message for you/your church, this woman that i attach her picture for you just manage to run away from Nigeri Prison yeard.

She said you should forgive her, that she have done bad to the church,that since she went away from the church she never have rist of mind.

I have many story to tells you when i here from you, she told me all of his stories.

Mr Kof Mensa

Click to enlarge

 

 

Time to give this game up for good. But I'm not finished yet with our scammer. Apparently he wants to join the South African mafia. See the results in The Sunday Chukwuma Nwadu Letters.

 

 

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