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Date: Sun, 28 Aug 2005 16:13:10 +0100 (BST)
From: Christian Deliverance Ministries Church
Subject: GOD BLESS
To: O.L.O.P.F. Holy Church
How is every things,
Your church promise helping our church but uptill now we are not hard from you people.
Are you people okay?
Get back to us now.
Pastor Andrew
Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:59:33 +0100 (BST)
From: IKECHUKWU OKONJI
Subject: RE:GOD BLESS YOU
To: olopf@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Dear Sir/ Madam
I am Ikechukwu Okonji,
I do not know how to start relating to you as you do not know me. I'm so very sorry that I might be disturbing you, on the other hand I'm some how happy as I see you as someone that is receptive and understanding. Somehow I was able to come across your email address where I understood that you have a heart for the less privileged. Normally I use papers for toileting as I have not been able to afford toilet tissue again. I enquired from a privileged fellow who explained to me to seek help with this email address (that’s yours) and so I prayed and believed you might help me if I contact you as you sounded so nice a person. I know that the nature of my country Nigeria has turned its trust to dust; well all am trying to state is the rate of advanced fee fraud that has eaten deep into the body of this country. I just want to tell you that sincerely speaking is not one of those am just seeking help from you.
I am a product of Enugu State University of Science and Technology ENUGU, ENUGU STATE, NIGERIA. By God's grace I am studying Political Science in the level of 300(year three). It all started as careless reasoning of my youthful age. Well I don’t know how to start or where to begin but all I no is that things has totally gone wrong, things are no more the way it is. Well as is now I am not sure that I can continue with my studies by next semester because of the state of my financial background. Well to cut things short I want to solicit on your behalf to please help me in any way you can to start things again because the world has turned apart. I’m a Christian and also a Catholic in denomination. Just a little token is all I need to fulfill my dreams as a political scientist
Thank you very much in anticipation for your most favorable and blessed reply. I pray God to be with you always. Should you decided to send me any token charge you can send it through Western union money transfer, with the following particulars
ALL DONATIONS SHOULD BE SENT TO: VICTOR UMONDAK Via western union money transfer and other information’s needed please do not hesitate to acquaint me.
Thanks
Ikechukwu Okonji
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2005 13:08:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI <queenchukwudi2005@yahoo.com>
Subject: PLEASE THIS IS VERY URGENT!!! Rev. Derek Oyl OR OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL FLATULENCE HOLY CHURCH.
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
CC: olopf@xxxxxxxxxx.com
DEAR SIR./ THE CHURCH
HOW IS EVERYTHINGS? HOPE IS FINE .
DID YOU KNOW THIS LADY? POTTY LATRINE FROM OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL FLATULENCE HOLY CHURCH.SWIFT CURRENT,SK.
HER PIC IS ATTACH BELOW.
PLEASE GET BACK TO ME NOW.
QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2005 14:03:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: PLEASE THIS IS VERY URGENT!!! Rev. Derek Oyl OR OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL FLATULENCE HOLY CHURCH.
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Your Highness, Queen Chukwudi
I have received your email regarding, and photograph
of Potty Latrine.
Yes. We know her. Everyone in these parts knows of
Potty Latrine.
May I ask why you're enquiring of this woman?
May God bless you.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Fri, 2 Sep 2005 07:20:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: PLEASE THIS IS VERY URGENT!!
To: Derek Oyl
REV.DEREK OYL
THIS WOMAN IS IN POLICE NET AND SHE NEED URGENT ASSISTANCE. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU. SHE SAID SHE HAS A STORY TO TELL WHICH WILL COME AFTER SHE HAD BEEN RELEASED. CAN WE ASSIST HER?
MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU.
QUEEN
Date: Fri, 2 Sep 2005 20:23:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: PLEASE THIS IS VERY URGENT!!
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
Let me see if I understand you correctly. You have
been in touch with Miss LaTrine, is this correct? You
know where she is?
I hope you realise that she is considered to be a very
dangerous woman. Please, do not approach her. She is
not to be trusted. She is wanted by police for the
murder of one of our clergy and for the embezzlement
of a rather large amount of cash from our church.
Please, tell me where she can be found. She needs to
be arrested and made accountable for her crimes.
Rev. D. Oyl
Date: Sat, 3 Sep 2005 09:14:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: ARE YOU SURE?
To: Derek Oyl
DEAR DEREK OYL
ARE YOU SURE OF WHAT YOU ARE JUST TELLING ME?, THIS WOMAN LOOKS INNOCENT.
SORRY I HAVE ALREADY SAVE THIS WOMAN FROM POLICE NET TODAY.
BUT I WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN ME THAT THIS WOMAN WILL NOT GO FREE AND I WILL LIKE TO COME DOWN WITH THIS WOMAN TO YOUR PLACE.
BECUASE I WANT TO BE SURE OF THIS STORYS, RIGHT NOW THIS WOMAN IS WITH ME IN MY HOUSE.
IF YOU ARE SURE CAN YOU PROVIDE OUR AIRFAIR TO COME DOWN TO YOUR PLACE?
GET BACK TO ME NOW.
QUEEN.
Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 09:53:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: ARE YOU SURE?
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
Miss LaTrine is at your house now? Where are you?
Really, you shouldn't be with her at all. She has
proven herself to be a very dangerous woman and is
wanted by the police. Please contact the police
immediately. The will be happy to take her off your
hands.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 10:49:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL.
To: Derek Oyl
Rev. Derek Oyl
Is like you did not understand my last mail to you, i am from nigeria. How will i be sure that this woman is a very dangerous, This woman told me much good storys about you.
I told you that i want to come down with her to your place, For me to be sure of your story.
Can you be able to afford part of my expenses coming down to your place?.
Really , I will like to visit you in person.
God Bless You.
Queen
Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 12:10:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL.
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
You mean to inform me that Potty Latrine is in
Nigeria? This is an interesting development.
Let me assure you that this woman is VERY dangerous.
She had been having a secret love affair with one of
our pastors. Both of them then conspired to embezzle a
rather large amount of money which had been earmarked
for a donation to the Motherliss Baby Home for Feeding
somewhere in Africa. Unfortunately, this worthy cause
never did receive the donation.
Both Miss LaTrine and the pastor vanished from the
church once they had the money. Unfortunately for our
pastor, his lifeless body was found in Miss LaTrine's
pickup truck. Miss LaTrine herself seemed to have
vanished.
Some of us had suspected that she may have gone to
Africa to visit someone by the name of Dr. Blessing
Abonime. We believe that she may have used the money
for airfare to accomplish this.
I doubt very much that you will get her to return
here. She faces life in prison if she comes back.
Certainly, if you actually do return her to Canada, we
will gladly reimburse you for all of your travel
expenses.
Please let me know your intentions.
Thanks and God Bless.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Tue, 6 Sep 2005 01:58:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: WAITING FOR YOU
To: Derek Oyl
Rev. Derek Oyl
I am still doubting your story,But if you are sure of what you saying ,Send me just $300 to join up my expenses and give me a date.
I am promiseing you before God that once i receive this money, I will come down with her.
THAT IS MY PROMISE BEFORE ALMIGHTY GOD.
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER {WUMT}
Name :CHUKWUDEBELU CHRISTIAN
Address..Queen's quoter, Nigeria.
Text question; God is good?
Answer: All the Time
Scan and send the payment slip information to me today.
God bless
Queen
Date: Tue, 6 Sep 2005 11:48:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: WAITING FOR YOU
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
I have spoken to our local police. They are unwilling
to help us financially until they have custody of Miss
LaTrine. However I'm certain that we can come up with
something.
Unfortunately, I cannot assist you personally with
this amount. I am but a poor pastor, having long ago
taken a vow of poverty.
The church has money set aside but only allows for
payments of day-to-day operational expenses from this
fund. We do make donations as I have mentioned earlier
but sending you $300 for your expenses doesn't qualify
as a donation.
Is there any other way that you can come up with this
money? As I said, we can reimburse you for your
expenses upon your arrival here as you will have your
receipts by then.
Please respond promptly and may God bless you, Queen.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 13:25:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: Very Urgent
To: Derek Oyl
Derek Oyl
I want to inform you that i have arrestted this woman today , This woman stole all my money, Wanted to run away with one man but i have caught her, The man run away we are still looking for the man. I know that i have no thief in my house.
Pls what i want you to do for me now is to get papper from the police in your area as a proof that this woman as be declared wanted for murdered of one pastor. So that i can use it to jail her.
I am not happy for you, Because i told you earlier, Did you know this woman you said that every body knows her in your Church , And i due honor any church that serve the Almighty God.
Now you have put me into trobles.
Pls this is very urgent,get back to me with the papper.
Regards
Queen
Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2005 04:47:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
I'm sorry to hear that Miss LaTrine has done this to
you but I fail to understand how I have put you into
troubles. In fact, I had warned you several times that
she is a dangerous woman. She is a fraud and a
murderer.
Can't she be jailed for what she has done to you?
I can probably obtain something from the police to
send to you but it would be much simpler if you just
ask your local police to contact our local detachment
of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police at 306-778-XXXX
or email them at
xxxxxxxxx@rcmp-grc.gc.ca
Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
God bless you.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 05:58:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: THANK YOU FOR UR EFFORT.
To: Derek Oyl
DEAR, MY GOOD BROTHER.
YOU SAID IT BUT AT MY FIRST MAIL TO YOU I ASKED YOU ABOUT THIS WOMAN ,
YOU SAID THAT EVRYBODY IN YOUR CHURCH KNOWS THIS WOMAN, THAT IS WHY I BRING OUT MY SELF FOR HELP.
DURING THE BEATING OF THIS WOMAN IN THE POLICE STATION, SHE SAID THAT SHE TOOK MY $9,000 FROM MY BAG AND GAVE THE MONEY TO ONE MAN CALLED JOHNSON A WHITE MAN.
I WANT TO COMFIRM IF YOU KNOWS ABOUT THIS MAN? THIS MAN WENT AWAY WITH THE FUND PLS HELP ME OUT.PLS SEE THE PIC BELOW.
THIS POTTY LATRINE IS GOING TO COURT ON MONDAY , I AM SURE SHE WILL FACE HAR JAIL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR EFFORT
QUEEN.
Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 19:07:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: THANK YOU FOR UR EFFORT.
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
I have received your email and the enclosed picture.
I don't know when that picture was taken. Do you know?
I presume it was taken after she disappeared from here
more than four months ago. If so, she appears to be
doing very well. She's looking quite good. Darned
good. She certainly doesn't look like a fugitive
running from the law.
Unfortunately, the man in the picture (Mr. Johnson)
does not look familiar to me at all. I would assume
that he is in Nigeria.
Actually, you might look into the possibility that
this man may be the Dr. Blessing Abonime that Miss
LaTrine had been seeking.
I'm truly sorry to hear that she had stolen that much
money from you. I hope that the police will be able to
recover it soon.
Do you have any more pictures of Miss LaTrine?
Actually, despite what she has done, I quite miss
seeing her around here. I would like to see more
pictures of her if you have them.
Thanks and God bless you, Queen.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 13:17:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: THANK BE TO ALMIGHTY GOD
To: Derek Oyl
Rev. Derek Oyl
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL , I DONT KNOW WHEN SHE TOOK THAT PICTURE, SEE, I AM A GOD FEARING WOMAN I LIKE HELPING GOOD PEOPLE THAT NEEDS, YOU ASK FOR MORE PIC'S I DONT HAVE ANY AGIAN. I GOT THAT FROM HIS BAG THAT SAECH OUT FROM THE POLICE.
THIS MR JOHNSON HAS BEEN DECLEARED WANTED FOR NOW, WE HAVE NOT SEEING HIM YET.
I HELP MISS POTTY BECUASE OF OUR ALMIGHTY GOD, I DONT KNOW THAT SHE IS A THIEF AND A MURDERER. I EVEN ARRANGEING WITH HER TO COME DOWN TO YOUR PLACE AS I PROMISE YOU, BUT I DONT KNOW THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR MY MONEY, WHICH I KEPT FOR THE JURNEY.
LASTLY, I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT THESE WOMAN HAVE GONE TO JAIL TODAY SHE HAS BEEN POSTED TO OGWASHI UKU PRISON YARD.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ADVICE, IF NOT SHE COULD HAVE LAED ME INTO FORSTRATION.
MY REGARDS TO YOUR PEOPLE,
QUEEN.
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:48:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: MY GOOD BROTHER.
To: Derek Oyl
HOW IS TODAY, HOPE IS FINE.
MY GOOD BROTHER HOW WHOULD YOU HELP ME IN THIS MATTER?
YOU MADE MENTION OF DONATION?
CAN YOU HELP ME?
IF YOU CAN HELP ME, WHAT ARE THE REQUIREMENT?
PLS GET BACK TO ME NOW,
ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU.
QUEEN
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 14:48:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: MY GOOD BROTHER.
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
Yes, Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church
donates hundreds of thousands of dollars to many
worthy causes in the third world.
Our mission is to care for the world's most vulnerable
people. We support the children orphaned by the
HIV/AIDS pandemic in Africa, working closely with the
local community with our innovative village-based
project. We ensure history does not repeat itself by
delivering AIDS education to the schools.
We also spend a considerable amount establishing
churches throughout Africa, in an effort to spread the
word of the wonders of Perpetual Flatulence.
I do not see how this can help you however since you
do not appear to be a religious or charitable cause.
I hope I have answered your question satisfactorily.
Regards,
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:13:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: THIS IS FOR REAL?
To: Derek Oyl
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL,
ANYWAY I MAKE FOOD AVAILABLE FOR THE DETAINEES AND PRISONERS AT POLICE COMMAND IN MY PLACE HERE.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND, THAT SOME OF THIS PEOPLE ARE INNOCENT, JUST BECUASE OF POVARTY AND FURSTRATION LAED THEN TO CRIMINAL'S ACT.
ME AND MY PASTOR VISIT THEM FOR PRAYERS,THAT IS WHERE WE MET THIS MISS POTTY AFTER OUR PRAYER TO THEM.
BUT ALL THE SAME, I LL GET INTOUCH WITH MY PASTOR TO CONTACT YOU FOR ASSISTANCE .
I WORSHIP WITH CHURCH OF GOD MISSION.
MY PASTOR LL BE VERY HAPPAY TO MAIL YOU IF THIS IS FOR REAL BECUASE WHERE WE ARE STAYING IS UNCOMPLETED BUILDING AND WE ARE UNDER RENTING FOR NOW,WE HAVE MAKE SOME CONTRIBUTION WITHEN OURSELVE'S TO RENT A VERY GOOD PLACE OF WORSHIP, BUT IF YOU CAN ASSURE US OF THIS DONATION TO BUILD OUR OWN CHURCH, WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO START BUILDING OUR CHURCH.
PLEASE IF THIS IS FOR REAL, GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT MY PASTOR WILL CONTACT YOU IMMEDIATLY.
REMAIN BLESSED,
QUEEN.
Date: Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:57:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL?
To: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Dear Queen,
It sounds like you and your church do very good work.
You are to be commended for this.
With all of the natural disasters happening in the
world of late, we have given out much so far this
year. We have had to cut back on the amounts we give
out to the many fine causes that contact us for
assistance.
Therefore, we would probably not be in a position to
fund the entire cost of the construction of a new
church structure. However, we may be able to give your
church as much as $7000 toward this cause. Of course,
the actual amount would be subject to the approval of
our Donation Committee but I see no problems in
getting this amount approved.
As you have suggested, please have your pastor contact
us with further details. We will be honoured to look
into this matter further for you.
May God bless you, Queen.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:51:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: QUEEN CHUKWUDI
Subject: THANK'S
To: Derek Oyl
DEAR DEREK OYL,
I AM HAPPY FOR YOUR MAIL ,HOW IS YOUR CHURCH ? HOPE IS FINE.
WE GIVE GLORY TO GOD ALMIGHTY FATHER.
I UNDERSTAND ALL YOU HAVE SAID ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I HAVE ALREADY INFORM OUR CHURCH, OUR PASTOR {MR OJI} WILL CONTACT YOU TODAY.
BE BLESSED,
QUEEN
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:37:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA <cogmnigeria@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
Subject: GOD IS GOOD.
To: oylderek@xxxxxxxxxx.com
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC/TREASURER.
DEAR BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY SIR.
SIR, HOW IS EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR CHURCH?, HOPE FINE. THANK'S BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY .
LET ME INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, I AM PASTOR OJI OKAFOR, THE PASTOR OF CHURCH OF GOD MISSION , LOCATED AT N0 12 OLU ST, OJOTA LAGOS.
I WAS DIRECTED BY MRS QUEEN A VERY RESPONSIBLE WOMAN IN OUR CHURCH, I JUST WANT TO FINE OUT ,ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID TO US IN THE CHURCH , MRS QUEEN SAID THAT SHE HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOU AND UR CHURCH.
SIR SHE TOLD US ABOUT {DONATION} THAT YOU PEOPLE CAN ASSIST US TO START OUR OWN BUILDING.
ACTUALLY WE ARE STAYING IN UNCOMPLITED BUILDING WERE WE WORSHIP OUR GOD, BUT NOW WE HAVE A NEW DEVELOPMENT IN THE CHURCH ,TO RENT A VERY GOOD APARTMENT.WE HAVE CONTRIBUTE WITHING OUR SELF TO FULFILLED OUR PLAINS.
MRS QUEEN JUST BREIF US ABOUT THE MAIL SHE RECEIVED FROM YOU ,THAT YOU CAN BE ABLE TO HELP US WITH THE SUM OF US$7,000.
SIR I AM VERY HAPPY TO WRITE YOU ,AT LIST TO HEAR FROM YOU.
THANK
YOUR'S IN CHRIST
PASTOR OJI.
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 20:54:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: GOD IS GOOD.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
How nice to communicate with you.
I am Derek Oyl of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence
Holy Church.
Mrs. Queen was quite correct in stating that we can
assist you with funding of your new church structure.
First, I'd like you to tell us a bit about your
church, your religious beliefs, the immediate goals of
your church, and a list of some of the good works that
your church has performed recently.
If you get back to me quickly enough with your reply,
I will inform the remainder of the Donation Committee
tomorrow (Sunday) so that we can review your
application and give you a tentative answer tomorrow
afternoon.
I'll make sure that I give your reply top priority
when it arrives.
God bless you kind Sir.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:36:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: I GOT YOUR MAIL ON SUNDAY HERE IN NIGERIA SIR.
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC/TREASURER.
DEAR BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY SIR.
I got your mail on sunday, after church and I have to get back to you immediatly.
1,Our church is a bible beliveing church.
2,We intending haveing a good place of worshiping God.
3,We due visit motherless baby homes,Prison yards and Hospitals for Prayer.
4, We believe in God the father,God the son and God the holy spirite.
I thank you once again for your assistance.
May almighty God bless your church. AMEN
Your's in christ
Pastor Oji.
Date: Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:12:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: I FOR GOT TO INCLUDE THIS
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC/TREASURER.
DEAR BROTHER IN CHRIST,
Sorry Sir
I forgot to include this,We save one woman from police net, She said that she is from your church {called Miss Potty }When we finish praying for those that are in side the Police net, Not knowing that this woman is a thief.
This woman stole money from mrs Queen's Bag.
She is already gone to jail.
Thank's
your Brother in christ.
Pastor Oji
Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:45:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: I GOT YOUR MAIL ON SUNDAY HERE IN NIGERIA SIR.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I have received your e-mails. They will do just fine.
I have presented your application to the rest of
donation committee. We have agreed for the most part
to your request.
One small change: due to our dwindling finances, we
have slightly reduced the amount we will be able to
donate to you. The new amount is $6650 USD I trust
that you will find this amount acceptable.
I have taken the time to draw up a Memorandum of
Agreement. I have graciously attached the agreement
form to this email. Our policy is to have you simply
read, agree to abide by the terms of, and sign this
agreement.
You may then return the signed Agreement form by email
along with a scan of your Government-issued photo
identification (passport, drivers license, etc.).
If I receive these items before our committee meeting
on Tuesday morning, I will present these items along
with your application at that time to the donation
committee. I should have an answer for you by Tuesday
evening.
If you are approved for the donation, please indicate
how you wish to receive payment. Options include:
Global Automated
Moneygram
Western Union
Bovine Excreta Money Transfer
R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O. Int'l
I would recommend either Global Automated or
Moneygram. Western Union has a new anti-fraud system
out which makes cashing their money transfers
difficult in West Africa. The other two are not very
popular yet in Africa
I will await your email. God bless you Pastor Oji.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:10:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Thank's for advice
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI
My Dear Brother in christ,We are saying thank you and Almighty Father Bless you/ur church.
we are okay with your advice,Moneygram is good for us.
I have signed the agreement with scan copy of my international passport, As requested.
Sir, We have agreed with our members in the church that this fund will be send through our New Treasurer and the fund will be in two transactions. Thereafter, The balance will be send to us.Once we mail you that we have cashed the first one, Send it through this information as below, God bless you.
Name Obiejesi Promise Chuks
ADD: Use our church address
We are happy once again to thank you with almighty god.
Thank's
Your Brother in the christ
Pastor Oji.
 
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:06:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Document problems
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I have received your email and the attachments.
Unfortunately there are problems with the scanned
documents.
The signed agreement is completely unreadable. Please
try to rescan it so that it comes our much clearer
than present.
Also, we have noticed that you wish to have the
Moneygram transfer payable to your treasurer, Mr.
Obiejesi Promise Chuks. This is fine but we will
require a scan of his passport. We do not require your
passport for the purpose of this donation.
I apologise for the inconvenience but we must have
these issues addressed prior to making the transfer.
Other than those issues, the committee has approved
your church for the full amount of $6650.
I shall await the scans I have requested and then
immediately upon receipt of them, we will issue the
Moneygram transfer.
Also, I'd like to request that you keep us up to date
on the progress of the construction of your new
church. This is not a requirement, of course. We would
simply like to have some contact with you regarding
this.
Thank you for your cooperation.
May God be with you always,
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:16:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Re: Document problems
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
Ok Rev. Sir, We have send as requested, The agreement and our treasurer's
Driven licence is attached, See the below.
Thank you very much
Pastor Oji.
 
Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 13:22:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Document problems
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor,
The documents you sent earlier are just fine.
Everything has been approved concerning your donation.
The money has been sent via Moneygram as you
requested. The reference number is 57641983. I have
scanned and attached the Moneygram receipt for your
convenience.
Don't forget to let us know how the construction of
your new church progresses, and don't forget to
flatulate regularly.
May God be with you always.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:54:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: REFERENCE NUMBER NOT CORRECT. GET BACK TO US NOW.
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
Thank you very much for the donation may almighty God bless you .our treasurer went to the bank to pick the funds this morning,But the bank told us that the reference numbers are not correct please can you verify it and send it back to us,now. very urgent.
Thank's
Pastor Oji
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:43:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Very Urgent Sir.
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
Thank you very much for the donation may almighty God bless you .
our treasurer went to the bank to pick the funds this morning,But the
bank told us that the reference numbers are not correct.
please can you verify it and send it back to us,now. very urgent.
we have used this 57641983 and 57691983, but they keep telling us that it is wrong,
so reconfirm from the bank to correct it immediately.
waiting or you call me with this number when you are true with the bank:234802366XXXX.
Thank's
Pastor Oji
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 13:40:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Very Urgent Sir.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor,
I contacted the Moneygram people. The have informed me
that they have been having a technical glitch with
their main computer server in Minnesota. As a result,
many of the transfers done recently are being delayed
anywhere from 12 hours to 2 or 3 days.
They suggest that you try again tomorrow or Saturday.
I know it's late where you are. Please be patient.
Hopefully you will be able to collect the money by
tomorrow morning.
The reference number is correct (57641983).
Please let me know if you have any problems.
Hail to Perpetual Flatulence.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:23:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Bank Problems
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
How is your church? Hope fine, We give thanks to almighty father.
We went to Bank as you said, But it is invalid reference number again.
Rev, Saturday / sunday are not working days here in Nigeria,So we went you to recall back this fund and send it again for safety, Due to the reference number have known by some of the banks,Sir help us not to lose this Donation.
Please sir, Once you true with this, Kindly send us the new reference number and the Moneygram receipt,So that by on monday morning we can be able to pick up the fund.
Thank's and God bless
Pastor Oji
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:44:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Bank Problems
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I will indeed recall the Moneygram transfer if you
cannot cash it. Unfortunately it's too late for me to
be able to do this today. I will comply with your
request tomorrow morning once our church's morning
flatulence rituals are completed.
I apologise for this error and I will do everything I
can to fix it as soon as possible. Please bear with
me.
Bless you Pastor Oji.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:37:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: God Bless You
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
We got ur mail sir, Thank you very much.
Waiting to hear from you
God bless.
Pastor Oji
Date: Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:29:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: WAITING FOR YOU , REV.
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
My dear brother, How is today? Hope fine , Glory be to God.
Rev, We are still waiting to receive the new reference number and the Moneygram receipt today,
So that we can be able to pick up this fund by tomorrow been on monday.
We are saying God bless you/ur church.
Pastor Oji
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:37:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: Are you okay? please get back to us now. { TODAY IS MONDAY SIR}
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
BROTHER IN CHRIST,
GOOD DAY, REV. DEREK OYI.
My dear brother in christ, How is today? Hope fine , Glory be to God.
Rev, We are still waiting to receive the new reference number and the Moneygram receipt today,send it true this church email address.
So that we can be able to pick up this fund by today been on monday.
We are saying God bless you/ur church.
Pastor Oji
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:49:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: Are you okay? please get back to us now. { TODAY IS MONDAY SIR}
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
Unfortunately I have not had time at all to visit the
Moneygram agent to resend the transfer. I will try to
get that done either today or tomorrow.
Please be patient. I have not forgotten you.
God bless,
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:31:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: WAITING FOR YOU , REV.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I apologise for the delay. Our flock has been very
flatulent lately and the clergy here at Our Lady of
Perpetual Flatulence has been very busy.
I have resent the $6650 via Moneygram. The new
reference number is 38914115.
I would send you a scan of the receipt but Rev. Denton
Fender sat on our scanner on Saturday and broke it.
We're all still trying to figure out why he sat on the
scanner.
I sincerely hope that this works better for you.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:35:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Subject: THE NEW REFERENCE NUMBER IS STILL INVALID.
To: Derek Oyl
CHURCH OF GOD MISSION
ADD: N012 OLU ST, OJOTA
LAGOS .
MR,OKAFOR OJI: PASTOR
MR,JUDE OMENOGOR: SEC
MR, OBIEJESI PROMISE CHUKS:TREASURER
DEAR REV.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL,BUT THERE IS STILL PROBLEM,WE WENT TO THE BANK THIS MORNING,BUT THE REFERENCE NUMBERS WAS INVALID,I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.I WILL ADVISE YOU GO TO ANOTHER BRANCH OF MONEY GRAM AND DO IT,MAYBE THEY STILL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THEIR SYSTEMS THERE.
I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY.MAKE SURE YOU CONFIRM WHAT THE PROBLEMS IS FROM THE MONEY GRAM OFFICE AND GET IT RECTIFIED SO THAT WE WILL PROCEED WITH OUR PLANS HERE.
ASK THEM WHAT THE PROBLEM IS PLEASE.
BE BLESSED
PASTOR OJI.
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:19:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: THE NEW REFERENCE NUMBER IS STILL INVALID.
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I apologise once again. I feel terrible. I copied the
reference number down wrong. It is actually 38911415.
Rev. Derek Oyl
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 18:17:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: Derek Oyl
Subject: Re: God Bless You
To: CHURCH OF GOD MISSION NIGERIA
Dear Pastor Oji,
I thought I had better inform you that I have resent
the $6650 to Pastor Victor Umondak as he had
requested.
I'm sorry that you have been having so much trouble
with Moneygram in Nigeria. Actually, it seems there is
a computer problem everywhere within the Moneygram
system. I hope you have better luck with Global
Automated.
Pastor Umondak assures me that you will receive the
funds by tomorrow.
Thank you for your patience and understanding. Please
don't forget to keep me up to date on the progress of
the construction. If you have time, I would like you
to send some pictures of your new church once it is
finished.
If you have any questions, please feel free to contact
me via email or our church telephone number
(XXX-XXX-XXXX).
God bless you, Pastor Oji.
Rev. Derek Oyl
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