This is my list of failed games. These are some games that were unsuccessful for one reason or another. Not all of my failed games are listed here. I have done many experiments which were never intended to go far at all. I have not posted these.
The games are listed here from newest to oldest. The scammer's e-mails are always in plain black text (like this text). My e-mails are in green italics and occasionally also in blue italics. My comments are in bold text. Red X's represent personal info that I felt should be left out.
Remember, anything in these e-mail exchanges between myself and the scammers that bears any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.
The Mrs. Rose Grand Letters (Commenced July 18, 2006)  Mrs Rose Grand is looking for some prospective employees to staff her hotel in Montreal and Anassa Poopolis is interested.
This scammer wanted Anassa to simply wire him some money and wasn't willing to meet with her for the bigger prize.
Last updated July 31, 2006 |
The Stino Reformatory Letters (Commenced July 1, 2006)  Mr. Augustine Nwagwu of The Stino Reformatory Home is soliciting donations to help feed and clothe the residents of his institution. Shanda Leer, and Pastor Hershey Barr of The Holy Church of the Pierced Flesh wants to help.
This scammer gave up after seeing what he'd have to do for the $9000 he was offered.
Last updated Aug 1, 2006 |
The Ekema Okafor Letters (Commenced May 8, 2006) Ekema Okafor wants to bring a modern religion to West Africa. Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church is certainly a 21st century religion and Potty LaTrine , along with Reverend Stu Pidass will try to set him up with a new faith.
After a few weeks of communication, this scammer seems to have come to the realization that he was being baited.
Last updated June 16, 2006 |
The Edward Cyril Letters (Commenced Apr. 15, 2006) Mr. Edward Cyril is a university student. His uncles have administered a poison to a woman who has now been dignosed with cancer as a result. Now, Mr. Edward Cyril needs at least $500 to pay for an operation to fix her up. Potty LaTrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence might be able to set this young man up with something.
Unfortunately, Eddie never replied to Potty.
Last updated Apr 16, 2006 |
The Pastor Mitch Paul Letters (Commenced Mar. 28, 2006)  Pastor Mitch Paul of the Christ Evangelical Ministry in London says he needs a bunch of money for the medical treatment of a fellow pastor who was burned in a church fire which was set by Islamic fundamentalists. I'll have Reverend Stu Pidass come to this fellow clergyman's aid.
It seems that the scammer just simply gave up on Reverend Stu.
Last updated Apr. 9, 2006 |
The Linda Cojo Letters (Commenced Mar. 24, 2006)  Linda Cojo has millions of dollars stashed away somewhere and no way to access her fortune without the assistance of a foreigner. Dick Heyd will try to come to the assistance of this young lady.
The scammer didn't bother to reply at all.
Last updated Mar. 25, 2006 |
The Date Online Letters (Commenced Mar. 12, 2006) A web-based dating firm called "Date Online" invites me to meet Lisa, a resident of London. Herbie Buttplugg hopes he has the right stuff.
As lucky as Herbie is to be the chosen one of thousands of suitors to meet Lisa, and as cute as she is, I just couldn't see this game going anywhere and I pulled the plug (no pun intended).
Last updated Mar. 17, 2006 |
The Smith Shaw Letters (Commenced Mar. 11, 2006)  Smith Shaw of Dubai claims he has HIV/AIDS which has "defiled all forms of medical treatment". Unfortunately, Reverend Stu Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church can't help those who are not of the faith.
Another scammer who can't come up with a way to overcome minor hurdles.
Last updated Mar. 12, 2006 |
The Linda Ola Uwanaego Letters (Commenced Mar. 11, 2006)  Linda Ola Uwanaego, a 20 year old babe from Ghana along with her 7 year old brother has just informed me she has a ton of gold and cash that she wants to invest in "your country" using me as her foreign partner. Doug McKenzie is interested.
The scammer never responded to my reply.
Last updated Mar. 12, 2006 |
The Ojirika Emmanuel Letters (Commenced Mar. 9, 2006) Ojirika Emmanuel claims to be a university student in Nigeria. He needs some funds for his fees and books. However, Potty LaTrine and Reverend Stu Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church will answer his e-mail.
Unfortunately, this scammer couldn't come up with a creative way tricking Reverend Pidass into donating to his cause.
Last updated Mar. 14, 2006 |
The Our Kingdom Ministry Letters (Commenced Feb. 28, 2006) Pastor Barry of Our Kingdom Ministry in Nigeria wants some financial assistance to help the local orphans. Potty LaTrine and Reverend Stu Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church respond to his request.
Too bad that this scammer lacked the determination to overcome a small hurdle.
Last updated Mar. 8, 2006 |
The Martins Koma Letters (Commenced Jan. 15, 2006)  Widow Rose Marry Bamba of Sierra Leone wants some assistance in moving her late husband's fortune out of Cote d'Ivoire. However, Dr. Denton Fender confuses the widow with Pastor Martins Koma of Nigeria and Rose Marry instantly morphs into Martins Koma.
This was an experiment to see if I could take total control of the scam. It seemed to work great for a short while. Unfortunately, the scammer appeared to get too frustrated by my constant surprise changes to his scam to continue. I wonder why.
Last updated Feb. 2, 2006 |
The Fred Abe Letters (Commenced Dec. 27, 2005) Fred Abe of Nigeria e-mails me claiming to need lung cancer surgery. He needs $35,000 to pay for the surgery as well as his travel expenses to and from the US. Patti Kake and Father Hershey Barr of Our Lady of Perpetual Piercings Holy Church try to get him the assistance he needs.
Poor Freddie just couldn't bring himself to meet the requirements of joining the church.
Last updated Feb. 24, 2006 |
The Mrs. Kally Moore Letters (Commenced Dec. 21, 2005) An orphan calling herself Mrs. Kally Moore e-mails me wanting me to adopt her. Potty Latrine offers her assistance but Mrs. Moore can't seem to compose an e-mail consisting of more than a few words and then just seems to drop off the planet.
Last updated Dec. 22, 2005 |
The Lyubov Letters I (Commenced Dec. 2, 2005)  Lyubov, who hails from Russia, is lookin' for love. Let's see how she'll take to the handsome Herbie Buttplugg.
This game started to show some promise but then Lyubov simply quit e-mailing.
Last updated Dec. 18, 2005 |
The Lyubov Letters II (Commenced Dec. 2, 2005) Lyubov, who hails from Russia, is lookin' for love but how will she take to the lovely Patti Kake? I'll attempt to find out.
Lyubov stopped communicating after Patti sent some photos revealing her gender.
Last updated Dec. 22, 2005 |
The Maurizio Paoli Letters (Commenced Nov. 25, 2005)  This is not your typical Nigerian 419 scam letter. Maurizio Paoli claims to be a young stud from Italy. He is very straightforward about what he's after...a "sugarmamma" who lives in Florida. He would rather that this sugarmamma be much older than himself and he doesn't give a damn about her looks. Good thing because Vulva Highpisser is well past her "use-by" date and it shows.
Unfortunately I never received a reply from this gold-digger.
Last updated Nov. 27, 2005 |
The Osas Animal Farm Letters (Commenced Aug. 23, 2005) A representative from the Osas Animal Farm in Nigeria contacts me in an e-mail addressed to Denise Norton with a list of animals he has for sale. Since Denise Norton accidentally fell into something she shouldn't have, her brother, Denephew Norton will assume the role of purchasing agent for Olop Farms of Arkansas
The scammer in this game just simply stopped playing. Maybe he went back and re-read some of my ridiculous e-mails.
Last updated Sept. 6, 2005 |
The Kimaeva Lioudmila Letters (Commenced Aug. 9, 2005) Kimaeva Lioudmila, a personal secretary to Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the richest man in Russia wants me to help her embezzle "in an excess of US$11.2M" from her boss who will presumably be to busy with his new legal troubles to notice. Unfortunately for Miss Kima, the ever-meddling Felix Kumo has a better idea. Teddy Behr tries to assist Miss Kima but it seems that she has abandoned him.
Last updated Aug. 30, 2005 |
The Chris Anderson Letters (Commenced June 14, 2005)  No promise of big money here, at least not yet. Chris Anderson is simply a horny Nigerian man searching for a woman. Yeah, right. But Shanda Leer is certain that she is just the woman for Mr. Anderson. Unfortunately, Shanda is having a difficult time getting Mr. Anderson to tell her what kind of a relationship he wants to have.
This game really didn't go anywhere at all.
Last updated Nov. 3, 2005 |
The Allen Bruce Letters (Commenced May. 8, 2005) Seems that some bloke died in 1998 and his funds of $7,000,000 have been found "floating" in a bank account in London. Allen Bruce, an auditor for the London bank that is holding this account, wants my assistance in moving this fund of $7,000,000 out of the UK. Otto Rex was just waiting for a chance like this.
I didn't find these scammers very entertaining at all so I decided to let them drop. They did spend a bit on telephone calls though.
Last updated June 4, 2005 |
The Princess Tema Agama Letters (Commenced May 3, 2005)  Princess Tema Agama, 24 years old, of Cotonou, Benin is wealthy and wishes to have a long term relationship with me. This package comes complete with more than six million dollars and the usual list of dead relatives. Shanda Leer, is very interested in the princess and her fortune.
I think that the scammer realized right away that he was probably being baited.
Last updated May. 6, 2005 |
The Jeff Ofori Letters (Commenced Apr. 23, 2005) Diamond seller Jeff Ofori of Ghana can supply me with up to 500 carats per month of rough diamonds at amazingly low prices. Seymore Butts, owner of Diamonds Seattle is very interested in buying at Mr. Ofori's prices.
The scammer lost his e-mail address and I didn't have enough interest in him to return his phone call.
Last updated May. 3, 2005 |
The Richard Famler Letters (Commenced Apr. 18, 2005)  Attorney Richard Famler, a man with many aliases and apparently, a partner in a different law firm every day, sends me notice that my unidentified uncle has passed away leaving $3.2M in a bank account somewhere. Maybe Crystal Shanda Leer can figure this one out.
The scammer gives up after Crystal asks him some 'tough' questions. Questions like, "Which uncle died?".
Last updated May 3, 2005 |
The Lizzy Richard Letters (Commenced Apr. 16, 2005)  As a wealthy business woman residing in the U.S., Lizzy Richard feels compelled to donate $3600 to 'my church'. She promises to send me a check for $8600 and all I have to do is deduct my portion and send back the remaining $5000. Sounds like a heck of a deal to Father Hershey Barr.
I lost interest in this game after twenty-three days without contact with Mrs. Richard.
Last updated June. 30, 2005 |
The Henry Donaldson Letters (Commenced Mar. 28, 2005) Henry Donaldson in London sends me what is probably the longest 419 e-mail I've ever received. Not sure what he wants yet however. Reverend Stu Pidass will have a go at this.
This game went nowhere.
Last updated Mar. 28, 2005 |
The Rose Chukwu Letters (Commenced Mar. 19, 2005) Rose Chukwu of the Ministry of Finance has just informed me that two men have told her that I was terminally ill and that they were there to claim my money. I'll have Peter Draggin take this one.
Rose never replies to Peter.
Last updated Mar. 19, 2005 |
The Deacon Jones Kelly Letters (Commenced Mar. 17, 2005) Deacon Jones Kelly of the Dayspring Ministry wants do divest himself of his wealth by donating it to other churches. Reverend Stu Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church is in need of the deacon's money to install a new ventilation system in his humble chapel.
Unfortunately, the deacon doesn't seem to know how to compose an e-mail and so he simply sends the same one over and over again. Even the church's secretary/treasurer, Miss Potty LaTrine can't get anything else out of him.
Last updated Mar. 23, 2005 |
The Reverend Johnson Paul Letters (Commenced Mar. 10, 2005) The Reverend Johnson Paul of the Grace Miracle Church in Liberia has a problem. Seems that he is trying to find someone who will assist him in retrieving certain documents from a wealthy young orphan in a refugee camp in Abidjan. The good Reverend Stu Pidass of Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Holy Church is more than willing to assist.
This game went absolutely nowhere.
Last updated Mar. 16, 2005 |
The Afos Daniel Letters (Commenced Oct. 29, 2004) The scammer quotes half the bible in every e-mail. Abbott Costello grows weary of him quickly because of this. Still got his photo though.
Last updated Nov. 14, 2004 |
